Captain Jody. This apps Mr Ass.
@jodylee5
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Forthright liar. Occasionally sarcastic. Lawn chair superstar. Master plunger. Hairy balls. Former Adml., now Captain in #smokefleet . Own a starship
Sundridge ON
Joined August 2011
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If you're going to interact with me, this is how I feel.
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@TorontoStar
I went to a catholic high school where attending Mass was mandatory. Tell me how this isn't a religion again?
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Kirsti Noem has done the seemingly impossible and united the far-left with the far-right.
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@greg_scott84
I appreciate how hard you work on this, Greg.
It must weigh heavily on you sometimes.
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Oh yes, I do. This is the only way.....
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What a week! 6 days ago, I had no engagement and a couple of friends.
Somehow, I ended up becoming a standing member of 2 totally different troll armies and had a great time and met great new people!
Life's funny, ya know?.....
#smokefleet
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How exactly is choosing a school depriving people of education?
“School choice” is catnip to a certain subset of men. Look no further than my comment section to verify my theory. These men are stimulated and frothing at the thought of denying children an education. It’s depraved and sick.
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Good morning.
Tell Orion he is a BAD dog.
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@TUBastich
@the_ironsheik
YOU ARE THE REAL AND RESPECT THE LEGEND. NOT LIKE THE TINY BALLS JABRONI HULK HOGAN.
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I passed 500 followers, and I just want to say you are all a bunch of gaddam lunatics, and I love every one of you.
❤️🫡
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Leslyn Lewis vs. Chrystia Freeland would be a very intriguing idea...
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@goddeketal
I would still be happily engaging in politics as though it wasn't a completely theatrical shitshow. Having more time on my hands let me do my own investigating, and the rabbit hole is deep indeed.
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He wants food from my plate.
But he doesn't deserve it...
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Look.
I have a terrible confession to make.
I wear Pumas.........
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Hey, quick. Can you see this?
They're not "vaccine passports," they're movement licenses. It's not a vaccine, it's experimental gene therapy. "Lockdown" is at best completely pointless universal medical isolation and at worst ubiquitous public incarceration.
Call things what they are, not their euphemisms.
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"Touch em all Jody! You'll never hit a bigger one!"
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Gm😎🌞 I know your kinda dry, but this should get you to Friday...
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Me when the wife rips her shirt off like Hulk Hogan
when husband shows up in business casual and i am dressy.
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Gm🌞😎
I will post one a day until my demands are met!
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The most famous post on this app. Do you see it?
They're not "vaccine passports," they're movement licenses. It's not a vaccine, it's experimental gene therapy. "Lockdown" is at best completely pointless universal medical isolation and at worst ubiquitous public incarceration.
Call things what they are, not their euphemisms.
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@Grand_handsomer
Gen X is at the same time the best and worst generation.
We survived Boomer insanity just to raise a generation triggered by songs.
Recognize....
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The floor...
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Always Fred.
Ok bitches, if you show me your boobs I’ll fed ex you some pads I stole from men’s restroom
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This is how much they despise you.
The world leaders are about to break for a lunch of fresh Atlantic crab and Spanish pork, followed by duck and the worlds best cod from a sustainable farm in Norway. When we resume we will be discussing freedom of speech and how it could be reformed.
#Davos2022
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@lincplaysgames
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In that case, then, does the "fault" not lie with Einstein?
If it hadn't been Oppy, it would have been someone eventually,would it ot?
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@TorontoStar
With all the problems the city endures, her first course of action is to....fight fires in Quebec?
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On my dock.
Who's sitting with me for beers and bowls?
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Felt am, okay gay?
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Still not gonna like my own tweets, even tho I know you all do.....
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@_AlexMenn
Lincoln: "What's the message say?"
Lamon: "Something about a Ford booth...paper jamed...."
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When K memes you, you've truly made it!
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Some men become serial killers, but all women are psycho.
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I honestly don't know what is wrong with all of you, but I love you all for it.
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What the girls talk about in their girl only chat.
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You know what day this is....
It's SaturGay!!!🌈🌈🌈🌈
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I don't know who anyone on Twitter is.
But after this bowl, I might not know who I am
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Stop arguing with bad opinions, and start mocking them again.
It's why the 90s were mostly chill.
If you were stupid, we made fun if you, fuck you.
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This man was a hero and deserves the Captains respect.
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy and paste commands, dies at 74
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Dennis will become a billionaire off this one......
Writing a new song for all my fans, it starts a little something like this.
🎵 Little ditty 'bout Joe Biden 🎵
🎵 A two term President who grew up in the heartland 🎵
Let me know what you think
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You're not even a real ballplayer.
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