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Win, lose or draw. Don't care. Saw my dad get stuck in a turnstile so all worth it.
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@biscoffbabe
"Setting expectations for men too high"
I think not drugging, murdering or sexually assaulting women is quite a low bar to be honest
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@nocontxtoffmenu
@EdGambleComedy
@SusieEssman
@joeldommett
@missdianemorgan
@Roisinconaty
Joe Lycett shouting back BREAD before the question finished?
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Worrying times indeed
@theposh
@CambridgeUtdFC
This current situation is not normal, safe, or fair.
Let's kick gambling ads out of football.
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I arrived in Bruges with a girlfriend, I'll be leaving it with a fiancée
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So, after 1 hospital admission, 2 suicide attempts, 3 tumultuous years and countless thoughts of dropping out, I'm delighted to be graduating with a 2:1 in Mathematics. Thank you to everyone who has supported me, I couldn't have done it without you.
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@NorwichChloe
@norwichcollege
Good on you Chloe for reducing the workload of colleges by starving children to death before they're old enough to attend.
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Big up Paul Raynor for telling me to fuck off for asking what Posh do at the training ground
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Don't wanna do a look at me post, but 8 months ago I was in a mental hospital for my own safety on the verge of dropping out as it felt like the world was caving in. I never expected to finish the year but today I got a 2:2 for the year and couldn't be happier
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I have nothing to plug other than my wonderful fianceé's art. Please check her out
@hschlatterarts
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So my girlfriend and me took her 9 year old brother to Posh today and they were fantastic. You can read about what the club did for him here:
@theposhSLO
@philadlam
@chrisbrewer82
@photojoedent
#pufc
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@FootballCliches
If Swansea are promoted, I refuse to accept you can't touch the University of Swansea
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I bet he fell over and somehow won a free kick
Some of
@theposhofficial
's footballers were the first to get vaccinated this morning at
@westonhomesstad
. Nathan Thompson here adding an extra layer to his defence by getting his covid vaccine. Get yours today until 8pm or tomorrow 8am-8pm
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Uponzi This Rock
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I'm in the bloody Guardian
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And now it's a 2:1. Buzzing is an understatement
Don't wanna do a look at me post, but 8 months ago I was in a mental hospital for my own safety on the verge of dropping out as it felt like the world was caving in. I never expected to finish the year but today I got a 2:2 for the year and couldn't be happier
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I've just been reminded of this incredible clip, "you're not a massive football fan" ffs
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You're a progressive young manager who'll foster a slick, attacking style of football whilst putting an emphasis on young talent and having a long term infrastructure in place at Peterborough United?
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@MrsLogicViz
@fesshole
The biggest issue about education is that everyone has been through it and therefore feels that they know how it should be done. Leave it to the experts
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@NorwichChloe
@trussliz
Here Chloe, whenever I questioned your support of Boris Johnson, you told me the people of Norwich North 'backed' him in 2019 so you're respecting them?
Will you be demanding a general election in a fortnight?
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I fucking love that you can tell when Laurence Fox has done something cunty because Billie Piper is trending
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Dominic Green was only 19 when he scored that crucial winner against MK Dons in PUFC's promotion season
Sir Isaac Newton was only 23 when he discovered the law of gravity.
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Mark Lawrenson definitely thinks Mrs Brown's Boys is the best comedy of all time
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Oh my goodness mum and dad bought me a cardboard cut out of my cat to take to uni 😭❤️
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@ChrisForrester1
Thank you Chris, that means a lot. I'm gutted you've gone but I don't think I've ever wanted a former Posh player to succeed as much as you. Best of luck 👍🏻
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My Hull supporting mate didn't believe me when I told him McCann was not a good manager in September.
This may be a bad time to say I told you so
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I have lost all faith in Grant McCann. He's a dead man walking. This is a very good squad being dragged down by ridiculous decisions of his.
That was just really bad, I genuinely think I'm getting disillusioned by football
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Dad managed to rip the Michael Smith page off my calendar, 10/10 for mum's improvisation
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Feels amazing putting paid, professionally printed
@hschlatterarts
artwork on the wall in our rig
@TFTimeMachine
@DelaneyMan
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Why are the Germany staff all Joachim Löw at different stages of a messy divorce?
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cba to waste their time today so straight to the point. Jason remained calm
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I was shocked when Daniel from BT rang to tell me my computer was at risk. After 7 minutes of me not knowing where the power button was he snapped
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Can't wait for Ed Sheeran's song about how he didn't go to uni, fell in love with a girl and then watched his team get completely dismantled by Posh
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@rstposh
@JasonDavidNeale
@wearepisa2000
1. Why didn't I get my refund then?
2. Credit off a prescribed product isn't a refund. How is what I said untrue? What have Pisa got to do with it?
3. I was here supporting Posh before you turned up and I will be after you've gone.
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@JacquiOatley
Spot on Jacqui. I'm a referee, and the worst experience I've had this year was after the Pochettino/Dean incident; it was virtually identical in that a FOURTEEN year old approached me on my final whistle. I'm convinced it was because he'd seen last night's MoTD a few hours before
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My latin exam went from someone being really hungry to selling his daughter and eating himself in the space of 2 lines. Quod?
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Samuelsen is sat behind the bench in the most unconvincing disguise in history 😂😂😂
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Right. I've dropped the ball here. I've accidentally been elected as THE ENTIRE COMMITTEE of the football supporter's society. Help
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I never thought I'd be in this position, but I've just taken each day as it comes, and I'm still standing. To anyone going through problems, stick at it. I promise you have so much to live for, and there are so many people out there to help you.
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Note to self: remember the cat has a magnetic collar before I give him leftover tuna in future
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I've never been called racist, you'll never guess how I managed it lads
“People are tired of being called racist.” The eminently sensible Laurence Fox
@lozzafox
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@TFTimeMachine
@DelaneyMan
"have you ever kissed dad in your knickers" has fucking killed me, lads.
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@JoeStephenson96
ludicrous that this makes the 'Politics UK' page but donations to the BBB by the ghost of Eric Bristow, Peter Lovenkrands' dog and the town of Barrow-in-Furness are ignored.
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"When it comes back on, it'll ask you to hit 'yes', 'no' or 'cancel'. Hit cancel, do not hit yes or no. What did I say?"
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Lollllll I found a picture of my ex that I hadn't got round to destroying. the fire burnt around me and got rid of her I'm pissing
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Taking my girlfriend to Posh for the first time ever today, I'm going to be single by this evening
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I've just done a fact finding mission on 19/20 season ticket refunds, and only
#pufc
, Gillingham and Burton haven't clearly offered a refund.
Of those, only Posh are going to sell a striker for several million pounds imminently.
Come on
@rstposh
@JasonDavidNeale
, make it right
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@FootballCliches
I can't find the exact photo, but I reckon it'll be from a dystopian football stock photo shoot like this one. Maybe even the same bloke
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My son, 3 months old, just told me he isn't bothered by who wins out of Panama and Belgium because this is already an incredibly tired joke format
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Ffs because I want to referee in Norfolk this season I've had to come to a conference in Norwich this morning to cover law changes.
VAR. I- a Sunday league referee- am having to learn how to use VAR. Fuck. Me.
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@CrispLevi
*goes around calling people snowflakes*
*gets upset when described as an estate agent*
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I am so happy. So happy. I can imagine what it feels like when your first child is born
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How do you sleep at night?
Do you have a question about coronavirus that you’d like to ask the government?
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A stay in hospital happened a few weeks later, and life picked up again.
I saw her live in Nottingham last night and got a bit emotional sharing that story with her as it seemed to be one of the main memories of that time.
Shit gets better. Music is great.
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