@damnaine Andreas cookies vibes

@damnaine Viral

I gave my cat medicine and now she is looking at me like I'm the worst person ever and she keeps turning away when I try and explain that it's to make her better 😭

@postersmindset

@vizawillsaythis They were throwing them at me like flowers at the end

@richardslamfist Lolol. So true

@YerBhoyAtrocity Burlington Yuks yuks next weekend. 13/14 Feb. That's the closest to hamilton I think

@richardslamfist Why u at c bar? 👀

Fetanyl Cae-zar would be a great brunch cocktail.

Jaden Smith makes a political statement about Canadian tariffs by repping his fav Toronto Mall @TheDirtyDuff

Canadians boycott American TV! Instead of watching Friends, watch Corner Gas.

Guy working for Flair Airlines just said 'I don't care if it's Gucci or Goodwill the bags go under the seat in front of you.' Bro no one flying Flair Airlines can afford Gucci.

@damnaine Chlobow

@damnaine Matty Matheson

@richardslamfist 'Hey is that Jodie foster?'

@megmackaycomedy Funniest thing about this guy is that he doesn't look young. He looks like any regular old 47 year old man...who injects the blood of his offspring for eternal youth.

RT @sxmcomedyclub: Check out some great comics live in action as #WhosLaughingNow shows off this week's #EasternCanada’s #ComedyCalender.…

RT @HalifaxYukYuks: Closing out January with an absolute banger! Don't miss @jmostyncomedy at @yukyuks in the @EconomyShoeShop with Adrienn…

I cant watch anything on my TV anymore cos everytime i turn it on my cat wants to watch the mice channel. Is this what it's like to have kids?