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Banana salesman/child. @terrible_group

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3 months
@october4th @bencsmoke You know what? Fair enough.
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3 months
@october4th @bencsmoke I had muted this, because there’s something unsettling about the interaction, which was pretty raw and in the moment, but you’re right, when the first person to bring that up posted it, it really was fair enough and over. Glad people have had fun quote tweeting the above, though.
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3 months
@bencsmoke Can you point to an example of a political assassination making the world a better place, ever?
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4 months
@robinallender Older sister’s mate who turns up to your house party and nicks all your parents’ booze
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3 months
@nocontextfm1 Fans on that laptop will be louder than the engines.
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4 months
@Viathanlol @mattmatt080 We’re talking about people that buy 9 different copies of the same album, never open them and tell themselves they’re a part of a movement, which is to make a billionaire even richer than they already are.
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1 year
@jasebyjason @mlothianmclean Sanction/disqualify/prosecute venue operator? Absolutely. Adapt/modernise/improve venue? Absolutely. Allow the many predatory, opportunistic developers in the area to repurpose into jazzy flats? No, not at all.
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4 months
@British_Airways I have a colleague at Brandenburg Airport and you’ve lost £5k of products while she travelled with them from LHR to BER. There’s nobody on the ground to help and no number available to call. What should she be doing now?
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8 months
@paulweeedon Had to share this with my colleagues last week to explain what I think High Art is.
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1 year
@AliceAvizandum I like it when someone uses “To Whom It May Concern” because it implies to me that they’re not fucking around. I know it’s meant to be catch-all, but like “To Some Fucking Person, Whose Existence I Do Not Care To Speculate On” hits hard.
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8 months
@whitefreddibnah @ACORNunion Honestly, the lack of talent, imagination and culture among the vampiric/parasitic types rife in the economy is a worrying symptom for said economy.
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2 months
@ChampsDeadwood You’re a fucking tragic figure, pal, it’s a sad existence you’ve got.
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3 months
@NicholasGuyatt The thing about Wes Streeting is that nowhere in his background has he ever come close to demonstrating some aptitude for his current brief. Except when we was a public sector consultant at PwC, which really tells you everything he’ll end up doing.
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3 months
@bencsmoke Mussolini was deposed and summarily executed, I’d argue within the collective consciousness, we view assassinations (as this was an attempt) as more sudden/secret than that. I also think you know that and your attempt at the oblique with the above image shows it.
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1 year
@Milo_Edwards A KC opening with: “if it pleases you, m’lud, the defence enters a plea of ‘issa prank, bro, chill!’”
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1 year
@mickmarsh46 @SamSzmodics @Rovers So you admit it? His hair IS gorgeous?
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6 months
@bfcoreyyy @harvbrfc Solid response, can’t knock that
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@jmcgrubs
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9 months
@smokeyflarez @tombogert OCFC Fans 🤝 BRFC Fans Hating Venkys
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@jmcgrubs
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8 months
@benjaminbutter @sabstweets_ Have you met Amy Lamé? Because that’s one person who thinks Amy Lamé’s doing a good job.
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1 year
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1 year
@CrimeLdn Seen him a lot around Hackney and Dalston. No control of the dog, which is really reactive to other dogs. It’s a Malinois, I think. Needs a good owner, this guy isn’t it.
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1 year
@JaiPaulUpdates1 Is this you?
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@jmcgrubs
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9 months
@ALANMYERSMEDIA @brfcsdotcom @Rovers You’ve met the owners, surely, Alan? You know the answer to your question, if you have.
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3 months
This guy is on #Rovers ’ supporters trust board, so you can broadly see why they don’t achieve much. Did raise some money to fly over the Chilean lad, I believe, so fair do’s on that.
@garysmith2301
California Rover
3 months
@_ElliottJackson Why do fans & pundits moan so much about our club? Wouldn’t it be better if we just got behind the lads come rain or shine like the good old days? Look forward to hearing @bav_aled eat humble pie in the next Arte et Labore 😉 Cheers Ryan 😂👊🏼
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8 months
@roverschat_ Still, let’s not boo them, they’ll only get upset.
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1 year
@AaronBastani Absolutely nailed-on that the respondents have got confused with Watchtower magazine, which has a massive lighthouse on it. Source? About 100k have tried to hand me one on a bus.
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6 months
@brfcsdotcom I’d be fully behind this appointment
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5 months
@_ElliottJackson “3 underwhelming transfer windows” is pretty bold when you consider that two big signings were scuppered by admin errors and late in the January window, Suhail marched into Ewood and declared that no fees could be paid. Suhail and Waggott probably need replacing first.
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6 years
I’m genuinely blown away by how uninspired that shortlist is, but I’ve just seen the judging panel and now it makes complete sense. Marcus Mumford has done enough damage, why is he still hanging around? #MercuryPrize
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4 months
@_ElliottJackson Gestede was doing work experience at Ewood last season. With that rate of promotion, we could have a ball boy as manager by Christmas.
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7 months
@HLTCO A lot of people at both @EFL and @FA need to lose their jobs. Asleep at the wheel for far too long.
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2 years
@AaronBastani “Mama” in the bio is as much of a 🚩as a sunset profile pic.
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1 year
@iammightor Give him the ol’ razzle-dazzle.
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6 months
@brfcsdotcom The collective squad deserves it, some players absolutely do not. Some very much do. We - the fans - do not, either
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2 years
@AliceAvizandum It’s time, it really is.
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1 year
@chasechandler @BillAckman So what you’re saying is it’s a $0.3 dividend disguised as a $2 dividend because they can eat shit on their end?
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1 year
@afneil “Hahaha! You fell for a lie that was repeatedly boosted and amplified by the very industry I’ve spent most of my adult life working within? We tricked you! Hahaha! I am a very smart man.”
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9 months
@alexandrascaggs Confident this is the guy who said he’d like to take a sabbatical to run a McDonald’s as - despite having no relevant experience - he would be good at it and make it a fun place to work.
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8 months
@paulweeedon My ambition is to be wealthy enough to commission a short film reconstructing it and enter it into film festivals.
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5 months
@implausibleblog
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5 months
Farage has a meltdown on BBC News and then refused to go on Newsnight Ben Thompson, "Call it a pressure group, call it a party, you were a candidate to be an MP on a ballot paper" Nigel Farage, "How many times have you stood?" BT, "I'm just asking" NF, "What do you know about
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9 months
@roverseas You were just commenting a corner flag photo underneath Rovers’ posts about an hour ago, mate, make your mind up.
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1 year
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2 months
@ChrisMartin_93 Show us the one with Gueye, Chris
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@jmcgrubs
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4 months
@linzlewis15 In this case, Linz, he’s a shield between Waggott and the fans. He’ll be at Brockhall in a tracksuit, talking about projects and picking up a wage, but this is just Suhail and Waggott consolidating their own position. Bizarre appointment.
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9 months
@bigfellabeaty @mozrover “Illusion never changed into something real” is a particular poignant line, after 13 years.
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3 months
@CounterPressers One day, we will all laugh at Conor Gallagher, Jarred Bowen, Lewis Dunk and Declan Rice in an England tournament squad. Non-entities. Adam Wharton is the only #6 option for England.
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1 year
@nocontextfm1 Difficult not to rate the shithousery, here. Commitment to the bit, the preparation, absolutely not breaking character. Genuinely impressive.
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3 months
@LeftBehindPoet I just don’t reckon that this viewpoint is a particularly fruitful one for what the club is suffering under. I think Gary loves slating fans and likes the owners, all I’ve seen him post is to that effect. I think it deserves criticism.
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2 years
@oflynnsocial @LargeWlarge63 One instance of many where he’s made a political statement and this is on air. Back to your limp substack, Patrick.
@ASI
Adam Smith Institute
7 years
Andrew Neil @afneil looking dashing in an ASI tie on the @daily_politics this afternoon. Grab your own here:
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1 year
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1 year
@CrimeLdn I guess they just see things differently.
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4 months
@andywatton @_ElliottJackson Unfortunately, much like how he pushed through a pointless transfer to Villa against the club’s interest, I only see this panning out terribly for Rovers.
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2 months
@_ElliottJackson Same ref as caused this outburst. He’s so far below the required standard, it’s not funny, but his other team members are as bad.
@SkySportsNews
Sky Sports News
6 months
Bournemouth manager Andoni Iraola was furious at referee Tony Harrington after his side were denied a penalty against Manchester United ⤵️
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@jmcgrubs
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2 years
The @Conservatives need to be metaphorically “bombed back to the Stone Age” at the next election. Duplicitous, asinine shitheads. They’ve always been coming for the NHS and this is the proof. They’re all like this.
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1 year
@AaronBastani Really looking forward to the moment where this guy has to Google ‘negative equity.’
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5 months
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7 months
@UnpaintedSM I don’t understand anything that’s happening here, but I love it all.
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3 months
@brfcsdotcom Think the key point here is they may have wanted to invest and Suhail has gone out to tell them not to, for reasons that simply cannot stack up. The reign of the orange juice salesman continues.
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1 year
@petedonaldson Ah, I don’t think I could make the commute from N London, unfortunately.
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26 days
@inthesedeserts Check out the local MP quoted in this article, for added fun 👀
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8 months
@iwishyouwell22 @EFCKyIe Bobby, there’s a certain fucking irony between this guy sounding a tiny bit like Ade Edmondson and your profile pic being a character of his.
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11 months
@CousinUniversal @AliceAvizandum How the fuck is the dog going to understand that water is wet, right? Because one form hits the dog from above sometimes and for reasons they don’t understand and the other is just what they drink sometimes, when they feel like it. Not even close to the same thing.
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1 year
@TotalSpursUK There isn’t a top premiership club in for him yet…
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4 months
@maxrushden Eze has been garbage, Palmer not much better. Lot of players not meeting the occasion. Konsa and Saka have kept us in it and been tremendous, Bellingham fine, otherwise poor.
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2 years
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2 years
@DrownedinSound Not just because of the cover, either!
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7 months
@youngvulgarian New Yoiek is good for four days and then you realise it’s not.
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2 years
@tom_usher_ @josiahmortimer Sure, but this is the Kilburn Chatsworth Road, not the Clapton one.
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2 years
@thrhythmmthd I think this was the template for Glass Onion
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2 years
@AliceAvizandum The smiles tell me they’ve already had a conversation about doing a bump from this key.
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3 months
@brfcsdotcom … and for that, both of them need hounding out of the club.
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6 months
@HLTCO “Kendall Roy’s really not coping with the Royco fallout.”
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4 months
@latosha55280 @andywatton @_ElliottJackson Not sure he’s even done his badges?
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6 months
@iamTFK @timfarron @brfcsdotcom @Rovers After bottling it at Bristol City away, Sheff Weds at home and against 10-man Coventry at home. Had plenty of opportunity.
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3 months
@Dave_Atterbury @_ElliottJackson @blackburnrovers Hope he does well for you, I think we’ll regret letting him leave.
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9 months
@nyaaaa_desu Thanks for introducing me to “terminally online Oxbridge pseuds” as a type of person I’d never previously encountered, I hate it.
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2 years
@raaleh This guy sat on a Zoom call, watching SBF play League of Legends, agreeing with the investment decision and now coming out with this shit is why we don’t deserve to live/continue, as a species.
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5 months
@AaronBastani Was actually a good window for the state intervening, which would have been to buy Bulb when it was dying and use it as a market regulator, undercutting the rest of the industry on price.
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6 months
@markhitch Genuinely woeful, only Szmodics and JRC with any sense of purpose from the starting XI, Ayari and Markanday injected a bit of life. Needs a clearout, manager not justifying his wage, either
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7 months
@nickw84 There are about 5000 of these types of people currently ruining every aspect of London and I hate it more than I hate the rental market, which is a lot.
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4 months
@AwfulButGreat I have honestly never wanted anything or anyone as much as I want this
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1 year
@AliceAvizandum Quite simply, this is my favourite conversation to have with anyone old enough to have spawned me and older. The incredulity on their side gfucjing sustains me.
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6 months
@nocontextfm1 Ian Riley. Blackburn born, Blackburn supporter, Blackburn academy graduate. Captained the side from 23, 3 Champions League final winning goals, 6 Ballon d’Ors, 8 Premier League wins, 2 World Cup wins for England as captain and countless screamers. FM16 regen, my digital son.
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2 months
@brfcsdotcom It was down, for about five mins. 502 error.
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2 years
@Lucywwatson FIVE CHILDREN.
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2 months
@KyleJoseph1987 The only one I’m willing to consider is yours. I thought maybe saving ‘til 8pm because he’ll be wearing 8 (I would guess) but being past that with local journalists and even podcasters confirming it’s done… whatever the reason is bad. Bad idea or bad news, I don’t know.
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9 months
@BradleyStirton @Zottie11 @FabrizioRomano @tombogert He has the player and/or agent as a source. The club have clearly told either Orlando and/or player’s agent that they can’t proceed. The rumour is that Venky’s have pulled all deals that cost a fee. That’s a rumour. But this deal isn’t happening.
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9 months
@BradleyStirton @Zottie11 @FabrizioRomano For what it’s worth, @tombogert covers MLS and the US men’s national team for The Athletic. He is a very reputable source for a story/transfer like this one especially. If he’s been told that it’s off, it’s very very likely to be off.
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3 months
@RickMcGurty94 Big, proper “what the fuck is going on?!” feel to it. Mum ordering pizza for tea on a Friday night without being asked, or similar
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4 months
@ChrisMartin_93 Never watched a penalty shootout where I’m more nervous than the takers are before
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2 years
@johnmcdonnellMP “Just a little bit of payment, not for EVERYTHING, no, never for everything, honest, we promise.” They need to be made extinct.
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1 year
A Lars von Trier film
@crazyclipsonly
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1 year
Camera falls from airplane and lands in pig pen
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1 year
@darrengrimes_ @NatWest_Help @Nigel_Farage Oh shit! He’s only gone and DM’d NatWest! A warrior. This is what it looks like at the coalface! He’s pushing the fucking envelope!
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7 months
@_ElliottJackson @RoversTrust So the Wharton money goes to paying the bills, as will the Raya money, we have to assume.
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1 year
@raaleh So confident in this statement that he turned off comments, to save us all the time of agreeing with/congratulating him, in turn allowing us to continue hustling for the $8/month fee. And people say VCs don’t help. What a world.
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1 year
@Timcast Why are you scared to take off your hat? How come after everyone said your music sounded like Nickelback, you stopped releasing it? More to the point, Tim; what the fuck is the point of you?
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