Jimmy Troutlip
@jimmytroutlip
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13y baseball coach of the Athens Hooters god 1st Copenhagen 2nd my wife fat Glenda 3rd. Arkansas FIJI 96’
Athens, GA
Joined September 2021
Someone tell my trailer mate to get his shit together
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So the week that I’m home my trailer mates have a mad dog night without me. What a shame
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Doing some scouting for next year prospects are looking good fellas
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Do rag stays on for the national anthem show some respect yn
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Sandwich rankings.1. Firehouse .2. Jersey mikes .3. Larrys .4. Jimmy johns .5. Homemade sandwich . Leaving subway off because subway doesn't deserve a ranking.
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Fat Glenda told me today that I don’t appreciate her enough so she was going to start a only fans account I told her if people wanted to hear a fat pig squeal they would just go to the petting zoo.
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@PikeSuperfan 50/50 with abortions I’m ok with killing babies but women getting to make decisions that’s a no.
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Chris Fowler in the booth talking about how good Brock bowers is brings back memories.
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Honestly I’m 50/50 on abortions killing babies is cool but letting women make big decisions absolutely not. -Jimmy.
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@JonesinATL Richie grant didn’t play at all his rookie year so far in development Troy is better.
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Yall can’t tell me you wouldn’t do that I don’t care if she’s 80
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Just realized have way through my shit the seat was up. Not a great way to start the day.
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Just placed two uber eats orders at once who ever gets here first gets tipped and will get to feed their family tonight the other won’t. Let the games begin!!!.
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Shut up jigaboo.
We really lost out on Midwest dad as our VP.
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Steak from the trailer park cafe hoping I don’t get sick
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To all the people who are praising a snow day rot. A snow day sled and spending the day outside will always be way better. Go outside.
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Shoutout to this guy who gave me an ipa on the chairlift. Not all heroes wear capes this one wears a jean jacket
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One thing I really hate about UGA is too many orientals.
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Large girls matter.
Bam Adebayo makes $35 million per year. This is his girlfriend . I don’t even have to say it
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Hello everyone it’s Nat freeman don’t tell Jimmy I took his phone
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6.7 total penis length between the 4.
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Minorities were put on this earth to deliver food and work for TSA at the Atlanta airport.
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Kept throwing beer bottles at fat Glenda last night. She thought we should order pizza. It was crazy she dialed a 3 digit number and said get here quickly please. Can’t be surprised that fat hoe has the papa John’s on speed dial.
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Driving through UGA’s campus today is a shame we used to be such a proper country when I drive through I see that we white folks are now the minority. And loosely dressed women roam the streets our ancestors would not stand for this.
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Just moved back into the trailer it seems the ants mice and roaches have taken over in my absence.
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We are .117 marbolo reds.92 yungling lights .173 6mg smooth zyns .And .34 Elmer glue inhales .From 2025 truly crazy.
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Not a burner topic I know. But one of the worst things you can experience is your grandad really slowing down sad to see.
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Let’s make January 6th a national holiday cancel the schools.
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Lane kiffin has done nothing expect for making a smoking hot daughter.
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Terrible news from last night Fat Glenda rolled over in the bed last night and broke 14 of @GuthrieJ53031 bones he was rushed to the hospital immediately. @DoctaSosa please do everything you can to save my friend!!.
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Keep whining in your low tax bracket.
So basically “he’s guilty but we aren’t going to do anything about this”?.
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Might shoot some fire works in my Vietnam veterans yard later I hate that guy.
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@FalcoholicKevin That’s a fun run especially on a bluebird day makes a big difference at the top.
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I am 28 hours clean from watching bbw weight progression porn. Hoping to make it the rest of the day not sure it will happen though.
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Internet porn is the best thing since marbolo reds were invented.
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@DoctaSosa Tell fat Glenda she has a whole pack of twinkies and cigarettes waiting for her at home.
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Guys can hang out for hours like this and not even ask for each others names
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Posting on burnerverse in class is like playing Russian roulette with 5/6 rounds loaded.
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Just rawdogged a shit .-no phone .-no toilet paper .-no flush.
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New English professor definitely seems like a wine tasting vacation and having sexual relationships with students kind of guy hope I can get an A.
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Health fact of the day people who eat pulled pork are less likely to blow themselves up in a car bomb.
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A paper clip and an expired piece of big leugue chew or a date with angel reece.
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Fat bitches underrated. Don’t let he wife fat Glenda see this.
Why is it always the fat bitches that think they are the shit.
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Is there anything better than a post beat smooth 6 zyn if so I would like to know.
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If you buy anything other than marbolo reds consider yourself a yankee.
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