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Dad. Husband. CPA. Red Sox fan. Titans Fan.

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@jforsythcpa
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5 years
@EvanDrellich Cool Evan. Now go investigate the other 28 teams.
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5 years
@Dan_Shaughnessy @BostonGlobe I accidentally clicked the link when i came to comment please remove 1 read from the count
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5 years
@briantylercohen This guy is sitting there recording it to try to show that Walmart is doing him wrong. In fact, I’m MORE likely to shop at Walmart now than before. Thanks for the vid my dude!
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5 years
@EvanDrellich Ohhhhhh wait you didn’t work for them, so you don’t have any ‘sources’ to exploit. Awesome work, Evan. Everyone is so proud of you.
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@Jared_Carrabis (Trades for Stanton, trades for Happ, trades for Gray, trades for McCutchen, trades for Britton, trades for Robertson, trades for Kahnle) BRO WE ARE REBUILDING JUST WAIT
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1 year
@redsoxstats ‘Scouts and executives say Lee is an overpay. “I have no words”, says one exec’
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2 years
@martymush These tweets have seemed to go well for you so keep them up my man
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9 months
@chasingscratch0 my son (3.5 years old, severe cerebral palsy) may never play golf, but we still listen to the pod at night during dinner. I’m almost caught up but he is getting caught up!
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2 years
@InfernoOmni @coffeebreak_YT I’m a CPA that helps many multi million dollar small businesses with their books and they all use QB
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9 years
@Jared_Carrabis this is what MLB the Show thinks about Hanley at 1B #uhoh
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3 years
@redsoxstats Step 1: Wander
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3 years
The Red Sox (16.1%) have the 2nd best probability to win the World Series, behind only the Dodgers (16.3%) according to FanGraphs @redsoxstats
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@redsoxstats Ellsbury stole home against Andy Pettite. That’s stealing home. That’s the only stealing home
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2 years
@redsoxstats The super cool thing about this is that even if the ball didn’t make the stands, Franchy would have found a way to throw it into them
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3 years
@redsoxstats Everyone said Kike would be the new Brock. Nope, it’s Arroyo
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3 years
I’m 2011, the Sox were rolling until 8/28, when Hurricane Irene came through. Lost 20 of next 28 and a 9 game lead on Rays. This year, Sox lose 14 of 21, lose 9 game lead to Yankees. Hurricane going to flip the switch again, except in a good way? @redsoxstats @Jared_Carrabis
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2 years
@IAmJamesStewart Thrilled. Never got charged, served his suspension.
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6 years
@JonHeyman Is this going to be a daily thing?
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1 year
@tylermilliken_ may need to use a : instead of a - when doing this next time. Or do negatives in parenthesis.
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3 years
@redsoxstats How insanely short sighted for someone who has enough money to have an mlb franchise.
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2 years
@redsoxstats I’ve seen this face before 🤔
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2 years
@RedSox Trash organization. You deserve every bit of hate you get. Underappreciating, greedy frauds.
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2 years
@Jared_Carrabis To be fair I had to do the same thing this weekend to a kid who refused to run to first base after smacking a ball. But it was 5 and under tee ball.
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3 years
@Dan_OMara @barstoolsports @BarstoolU Reminds me of the episode of always sunny where Charlie hadn’t ever tried a pear and then he eats the whole thing, stem, sticker, all of it
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@TDavenport_NFL Ehhh I’d say this one was about one guy. And the lack of another guy. Where the hell was Henry in the 2nd half
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2 years
@jwyattsports @malikwillis He’s such a good coach. We don’t realize how good we have it
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2 years
@barstoolWSD What? For real? Fuck no
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1 year
@redsoxstats Honestly, things that we can’t measure, like culture, vibe, dynamic, etc - easy to criticize, incredibly difficult to measure, but can make a huge difference. Impossible to quantify
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1 year
@ColeyMick Then he went to the 2023/24 Super Bowl champs
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@jforsythcpa
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6 years
@TribeAllDay @jmast_12 @jonmorosi @fangraphs @MLB @MLBNetwork Yeah because Kluber didn’t win it in 2 of the last 4 years...stop feeling sorry for yourself
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2 years
@redsoxstats 100 batted balls? What does this date back to, 2018?
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2 years
@BostonStrong_34 @bigsoxguy I got 2 seats to tomorrows game and can’t make it, also cant sell but can transfer. I’d rather a Sox fan go, obviously. Section 316, Row 3, seats 4&5. Y’all have any followers that want them? Giving them away at this point, I paid 400 🤢🤮
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3 years
@gpb227 @Dan_Shaughnessy Lol what on earth is unlikable about this team??
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2 years
@redsoxstats I love the guy, I really do. His defense is insane. But when Kike comes back, he’s the guy to go
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7 years
@KFCradio @FeitsBarstool @KFCBarstool There’s only 1 answer and it’s 3
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2 years
@redsoxstats In like 2015 a buddy of mine who is a Yanks fan called him ‘Mookie Betts lite’ and I’m praying he finally lives up to that name
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3 years
This time last year, I had just gotten fired. This year? I’ve got my own CPA firm and I’m closing the office down at noon for Opening Day. Who wants a job? @Dan_OMara @redsoxstats @Jared_Carrabis
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3 years
@redsoxstats We have 1 year of Bogey and 2 of Devers, may have Sale healthy for 1-2 more seasons. Isn’t this the core we were supposed to build around? And now we’re just doing…nothing? You’d rather see them trade off pieces than to become a 4th place team
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2 years
@redsoxstats Worst case scenario, nothing comes of whatever this tweet is about but at least I feel something again, even if only for a moment
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2 years
@redsoxstats I absolutely LOVE Cora, but he needs to take a good deal of this horse shit play
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3 years
@barstoolWSD My wife hates this too. So much that now when I walk by the microwave, I’ll put a couple seconds on the clock and never start it, just leave it there to anger her
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2 years
@redsoxstats Im not saying he won’t opt out, but I am saying it’s not as much of a sure thing as it was
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5 years
@redsoxstats Oh man I would love Corey Seager. An IF of Seager Devers and Bogaerts would be sick
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3 years
@RedSox Funeral or Rays game? Trick question, it’s both
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3 years
@Jared_Carrabis broooo that’s cold!!!
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1 year
@redsoxstats My ex wife and I are closer than these are to the plate
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10 months
@TaylorLewan77 I fucking love this kids grit. Nothing will win me over more than someone who shows this kind of desire to win with a 4-8 team
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2 years
@redsoxstats If anything this makes me want to sell more. If that’s the market we’re in right now, goodness
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1 year
@redsoxstats This is what makes me so confused at Tomase saying he’s never seen a team with less direction. If anything, I think the direction is the clearest it’s been in 5 years
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3 years
@redsoxstats Name over production. Give me Schoop, Mancini, or Aguilar at half the price
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1 year
@redsoxstats @ByRobertMurray I don’t disagree with trading Duvall, but it’s hard to see where this team is trending with Duvall playing well and Dugie struggling & trading Duvall. Such a hard decision. So glad I’m not a GM. Paxton even worse
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2 years
@redsoxstats Spin the Bogey/JDM return + some for Soto?
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2 years
@redsoxstats I’m not even kidding, the contact is almost too weak.
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1 year
@redsoxstats Sinker was actually averaging 97 if you count the 114 off Raleigh’s bat
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3 years
@IanMBrowne 100% chance the Yankees tried to push it back to make it an unofficial game
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3 years
@redsoxstats Who was that right fielder? Looked like he was running in quicksand
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2 years
@Thomas_Carrieri Sox lost this game 6-5, Pap blown save. But damn, Youk hitting .350 into June is wild
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2 months
@redsoxstats another roller coaster of emotions from a notification ty ty
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2 years
@jmckeown061218 @redsoxstats Stats can correct me if I’m wrong but I believe Casas can come up after 8/19 and it saves a year of service time
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2 years
@redsoxstats One of my top 3 Sox SP in recent memory. He’s up there w Lester and Sale for me.
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@redsoxstats Honestly the Sox should have kept Orsillo until this kid was old enough to replace him
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1 year
@tylermilliken_ If Mayer isn’t played by Vinny Chase we riot
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9 months
@redsoxstats @IAmJamesStewart Marlins won 6 more games than the Sox that season
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6 years
@TribeAllDay @jmast_12 @jonmorosi @fangraphs @MLB @MLBNetwork I mean you just completely fabricated a reason for Bauer to not win the Cy, which isn’t even a good reason to fabricate given that Kluber literally just won it last season
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7 years
@cait_harding @SoxEverything @DAVIDprice24 @mookiebetts You can tell a true fan when they spell Buchholz with a T. Go away jabronie. Price isn't even in control of his timeline. Get a clue
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2 years
@LouMerloni Mookie Betts aka Verdugo and Downs won that game
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8 months
@alexspeier @BostonGlobe It just doesn't make sense to wait for the next core. You're completely ignoring the current core of Casas, Durran, Grissom, Devers, Bello, Whit, Houck, Craw. How can you have that core, say you're excited for Abreu to get 400 AB's but also say you're waiting for the next core?
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2 years
@ReggieBeam @aspad78 @_willcompton @DDuggan21 @art_stapleton I can't say I've ever seen gas measured by hours.
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2 years
@redsoxstats Ohhh that’s right
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1 year
@redsoxstats Hate this. After the 21 season, especially the postseason, I loved Kike. Such a bummer to see the past 1.5 years
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4 years
@PitchingNinja Maybe it’s the Vandy jersey but I’ll be damned if that’s not Sonny Gray 2.0
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3 years
@redsoxstats that's what retiring and then un-retiring from twitter will do for ya Stats
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5 years
@Jared_Carrabis 🎵🎵This is the game that never ends, it just goes on and on my friend, one day they started playing it not knowing what it meant...🎵🎵
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3 years
@steve_hewitt I could listen to the crack of that bat on repeat.
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3 years
Mook wearing a shirt with my company name on it is something I never thought would happen but here we are!! @Jared_Carrabis @redsoxstats @Dan_OMara
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9 months
@JerryAfterDark I bought a $4k tv and I’m streaming this on it
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2 years
@_willcompton What is it with Oregon players punching dudes after the game
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2 years
@redsoxstats Big Fudge needs higher lev
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2 years
@redsoxstats Good lord dudes got a 1.3 WHIP without the hits!
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10 months
@KFCBarstool Oh boy. Get this guy a calculator
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2 months
@redsoxstats Not sure why Paxton was pulled at 72 pitches after seeing this bullpen since the ASB
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9 months
@LouMerloni I can remember @alexspeier tweeting years and years ago about reserving 10mm for in season adds. This is not a new concept for them.
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6 years
@redsoxstats Pulled fly balls this year, overlayed on Fenway 🤤
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6 years
@Section10Pod Ok I need that song
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3 years
@redsoxstats How do you not say he’s blazing hot? C’mon stats
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8 months
@PalmerDesigns_ @TheRealJPap58 @BauerOutage @RedSox This is exactly why media shouldn’t be reporting allegations until a person has gone through a trial. If you actually looked at the case, this was a clear case of false allegations. I don’t know how Bauer is as a person but pre-allegations you’d take him on your team
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2 years
@Jared_Carrabis All on Chaim. Had to get Schwarb to play 1B at deadline, let him walk. Turned Renfroe into JBJ and didn’t get a better OF option, terrible. Watched Barnes implode and got trash pen help. Let ERod leave and got bargain bin SP. We should have known better, but hope springs eternal.
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5 years
@HannahRKeyser I once got drunk at a wedding and, in the middle of the night, got up to pee and upon returning, got in bed with my friends (then) wife, whom my (then) wife and I were sharing a hotel room with.
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@jforsythcpa
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4 years
@redsoxstats His finish reminds me a lot of Ellsbury
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5 years
@redsoxstats Couple things: 1) prices deal looks MUCH more movable now. 2) Cole is getting 9/320
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5 years
@OverTheMonster I really disagree here. If Betts and the Sox are 100mm off, then it makes plenty of sense to try to extend their competitive window by 4-6 years by dealing for guys like Verdugo and Ruiz.
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7 years
@OverTheMonster Sale: I don't talk to media outside of pitching days. Media: MUST WATCH TV NEXT PEDRO LOVE HIM PERFECT FOR BOSTON!!!!1!!
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2 years
@tCARD_16 @Jared_Carrabis @Pat_Light Oh god dammit. My bad. I was juiced up too. Sorry brother, that one is on me.
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5 months
@DrJimmySullivan Jimmy - You don't know me, I don't know you, but your sons story has me in tears. As I was looking at pictures of your sweet family on your Facebook, the last picture before it flipped back to all of you holding hands was this. I don't think it's a coincidence. Praying for you.
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@jforsythcpa
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6 years
@Jared_Carrabis You really really just hate to see it
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@jforsythcpa
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2 years
@Jared_Carrabis Umpires setting up where the pitch is supposed to be thrown instead of in the middle of the plate causes heaps of bad calls
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2 years
@redsoxstats When the Weck Dawg has a better pitching WAR than you, it’s time to move on (outside of Seabold)
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6 years
@alexspeier And into the bathroom with his head in the toilet? That’s what I’m doing. Mercy, what a 9th
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