Jimmy
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Iowa boy Floridian. I speak horse. Constitutional Conservative. Strongly support the 2nd and the 21st. 🇺🇸 Pronouns: 7.62, 5.56, .223. 380, 9mm, 45-70.
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@MaryLTrump
Dumb comment. If anything, it’s the opposite. When I carry I’m the most humble, respectful, most quiet. Last thing I want is a confrontation. I believe most my colleagues (both men and women) act similar.
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Cooked this filet for my son tonight. Cooked it just how I like it. Thought he’d ask me to throw it back on, but he devoured it instead. Too rare or just right?
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@UltraDane
Not a pit bull fan, but this is all on the parents of that kid. This 👌 close to face removal.
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Ladies. We KNOW it’s a disgusting habit.
But any man who can precisely use his tongue to manipulate 1,479 micro particles into a 6mm cubic space for 40 minutes at a time… might deserve another look. 🤷♂️😉😘
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I’ve been asked to “rent” out our horses for photo shoots in the past. I’ve always respectfully said no. Here’s why 😂😂
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RATE MY RIBEYE! Disclaimer: I like my beef rare+. So before any of you Nancy’s or PETA people rate and comment about my steak “still moooing”, I will mockingly scoff at your comments and your rating will be immediately disqualified for the final rating. FYI, it’s 10/10. 😉😘
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Went to buy this horse today. $8500, “Blue Roan”. 🤪
- Easy Keeper 👍
- Temperament 1 or 2 👌
- Just got back from trainer 🤔
- Great 1st horse or for kids 🤨
(Sound up ⬆️) 🤠😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Pro tip: Room temp is NOT an hour out of the fridge. More like 4 hours- and get em dry AF if you like that crusty sear. Now smash 🫵 that like ❤️button and follow for more STEAK-ERRIFIC recipes!
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Trying this on the pinched nerve in my back. Found it in a drawer upstairs. Anyone have any experience with one of these?
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My Barn manager took this. iPhone, no zoom. Walked up to her. A couple clicks west of Wedgefield, FL.
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My GF likes to get undressed and leave all her clothes inside-out. 😡
I’m doing laundry.
Here’s all her clean clothes, washed, neatly folded, all inside-out. 🤷♂️🤭
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GEEEEZUZ. Just realized that if I get pulled over this is NOT a good look. 😳😝😝
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2 days till Christmas y’all! As we do our final shopping trips and sort out the recipes for Christmas dinner- let’s be grateful for the hard working farmers and ranchers who make it all possible! THANK YOU 🙏
Photo courtesy of Wurster Farms, SW Iowa.
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@aIlaboutmeep
@llddiiss
I suggest you get your priorities straight first, like finish high school?
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Anyone have any experience with one of these? Not sure exactly why, but I want one REALLY BAD.
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New off billet and saddle bags for the rig. Jimmy’s ready for the trail!!
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Ever feel bad for the liberals and just want to invite them over to have a taste of real life? 🤷♂️😢🤠
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Can anyone tell me what there are? About an inch, maybe inch and a half. Found under rotting alfalfa. Takes a lot to gross me out- this pushed the limit. You could hear ‘em. 😳🥴
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Taking a break outside at work. The OR is around 58 degrees. Outside about 101. 🥶🥵
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Whisky, horses, and gummy worms do not mix! Well, I guess maybe they do… 😝
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Let’s settle this debate once and for all. Glasses up or down in the dishwasher?
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@RNCResearch
Is that a laugh track in the background? Seriously- we are all being forced to watch the worst sitcom of all time.
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The fact that this was $9 and is considered lunch for one hombre is wild.
Cuban BBQ in Kissimmee 👍🤪
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Aaaaaaaand… the piece de resistance, of a proper horse wash and wax. 🤷♂️🙄😭😭😭
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Just in case you needed to see a baby horse taking a nap on your Friday 🥰
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Because. Because I’ve had a long day. And because. Because I have chickens.
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Almost got ejected from my kids soccer match last night. Going incognito tonight. 😛🤠💪🤭
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Happy Friday Y’all!
Jimmy got an early Bday present!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JIMMY!!!
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@hshLauraJ
Can anyone translate this? What I I have so far (and could be wrong). That’s a dude, that is married to a dude, but now wants to start banging chicks? ENM means it will bang anything with whom ever’s approval. Bonus- this gem has Asperger’s How’d I do? Wrong answers only
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HOW SHOULD I COOK THIS 3” thicc BONE-IN RIBEYE? 🤷♂️
Taking suggestions on the cook method (all on the Big Green Egg)
A) Direct flame
B) Indirect flame, approx 600 degrees
C) Cast iron
D) Other?
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What do y’all do for this. I go straight to the super glue. Suggestions?
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What is this bullshit in my backyard? I need to email the HOA first thing tomorrow. 😡
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