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"NEW MOM, WHO DIS?" New Episodes WEDNESDAYS on Facebook Watch! Jessi Cruickshank: Up Close and TOO Personal Live Tour! Use code JESSI for tics @ the link below

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My Debut Stand Up Special "MINIVAN MONEY" Premieres TONIGHT at 5pm/8pm ET on @Veeps - join the watch party with me LIVE HERE:
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RT @livenationwest: THIS WEEK! @jessi gets Up Close and Too Personal in BC! Tickets are selling fast! Grab yours now before they're all gon…
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TODAY. 6pm. New Mom, Who Dis? Season 4 drops like a baby from my birth canal. OFFICIAL TRAILER:
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I love that Gisele didn't need to be seen with Tom Brady last night. She let her dependent have his moment. #SuperBowl
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One of us is PREGNANT! All of us are EXCITED. And some of us are just hoping the baby won’t steal our toys. All the details are here: ❤️
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Currently looking for sales on Christmas stuff for next year. In case you were wondering what kind of hot action I’m getting up to tonight.
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@MaureenLamotte Same kid was like 'why the F did you put those stockings up if there are NO PRESENTS IN THEM IMMEDIATELY?'
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One Has To Go: DISNEY HUNKS EDITION. Go!
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I honestly thought he would say “mommy”. Either way, teaching my boys about the first female Vice President fills my heart with joy and hope. May this be just the beginning... ❤️💙 #BidenHarris2020 @KamalaHarris @JoeBiden
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We had to do it. Happy #Halloween from Slinky Dog! #ToyStory #Halloween2020
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Kristen Welker for President. #Debate2020
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Important Update: 'KWEEN' auto-corrects to 'Karen' now which I learned the hard way. "YOU ARE A KAREN!" was not received well.
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I'm actually shocked @FLOTUS has #COVID19 too. She's been staying 6ft away from him FOR YEARS.
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The #debates gave me serious flashbacks. (Except this is not a Jerseylicious reunion, it’s the f*cking Presidency of The United States.) I’m as shook now as I was then:
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My 3 year old twins have more civil conversations than this. #debates
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Just saw a man casually shopping at Target wearing a FULL-FACE devil Halloween mask and I just want to know where we draw the line?
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RT @ZackBornstein: Not to get political, but I'd say two of the things I miss most from the Obama years are being able to breathe air outsi…
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He's 3. f*ck.
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