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I keep @ChilledChaos alive.
Austin, TX
Joined September 2009
HAPPY 30TH BIRTHDAY @ChilledChaos LOVE YOU!!!! We spent most of our 20s together and now onto our 30s!!!!!!! WE GETTIN' OLD TOGETHER 💖💞💝💓💕
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Enjoy Tortellini shaking his booty from the water tickling his shell
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I just wanted to talk. Convenient how you followed me up until I reached out to you via DM to ask about your lies. You pissed off the wrong lady. How dare you invalidate actual victims of sexual assault.
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I am going to start a thread of what I find in @ChilledChaos's pockets when doing the laundry.
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Tort officially turned three! Not sure of the exact date but it was sometime in late December!
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Got Tort a heated house for the evenings and he immediately said good night ✌️
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Today marks three years of having Tortellini! His first picture and then the most recent 🥹
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Anthony and I celebrated our 10 year anniversary yesterday, and we clearly both had the same ideas for each other 🤪
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I'm in a few Sulcata Tortoise groups and a lot of people put diapers on their torts so they can wander the house when it's chilly out and not worry about them going to the bathroom. so here's Tortellini with a diaper 😂
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Rex accidentally figured out how to open doors a few weeks ago and now he just goes around doing it whenever he pleases
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Anthony watching everyone have fun playing Among Us while in his discord 😭
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Went in the laundry room and woke up Gordito. I am so sorry dude 🫠
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Everyone better go wish @ChilledChaos a Happy Birthday!!! Also, I have made the executive decision that whoever is playing ToS and Among Us with him today isn't allowed to kill him. Thank you 😌
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The things I find after Anthony was out late for Yu-Gi-Oh night
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Twitch saying "We're in this together" gives off the same vibes as a workplace saying "We're a family". What's next, a pizza party at TwitchCon?.
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Anthony keeps saying he's all caked up on a Monday. Who taught him this????? Chat?????.
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Since I work in people's filthy mouths all day with aerosals, blood, saliva and who knows what - I received my first dose of the Moderna vaccine today 🙌.
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I fully support service dogs but if you bring them to Disney World in the 95° weather without any protection for their paws, you are a crappy human companion.
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TORT HAS BEEN UPGRADED. He now has 200lbs of dirt to burrow in and a much larger living area!
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Some part of whatever he broke. Piece of plastic wrap. My hair tie.
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Their first picture together. because Rex is sleeping and doesn't know he's there
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Tomorrow is Rex's adoption anniversary!! Three years full of bruises, bites, scratches, ruined carpets and love 💖
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My fiance is very cheap and eats more than me. He's always eating my meals and I am starting to hate eating with him in restaurants. @ChilledChaos.
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Why is it always boomers that are so offended about people choosing not to have kids??? It's ALWAYS the ones that have a slew of their own personal problems with family and relationships that love to input their shitty opinions. I GET SO HEATED WITH THIS SUBJECT!!!!!!.
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I already hate balloons because they are an environmental mess and he does this to me.
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Holy shit and y'all will still say there's no such thing as white privilege. Get your head out of your racist ass (and your racist cult leader's ass too).
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THERES NO SUCH THING AS MINI PIGS YOU FREAKING MORONS. They will still grow to be massive. God dammit just do literally 30 seconds of research and you'll learn that. Stop buying animals because they are cute and because they get you views. I hate so many humans.
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Rex usually wipes his face on the carpet when he's done eating. He just looks broken 🤪
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This is Rex's very loud, squeaky broccoli. Currently his favorite toy.
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April 2020 - November 2020 - July 2021 - Today. Same bowl! Bigger Tort.
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@ChilledChaos Will I learn how to get a sandwich delivered to me by a lady braless and with chips????.
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We sat in the car with Tort yesterday to keep him warm. Had to put him in a bowl so he wouldn't get stuck somewhere. He turned into Jabba the Hutt.
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Thank you to @Dove7894 for this ridiculously cute, hand made Tort plush and Bowser costume for Tort!!! One day he will be able to wear the hat too ❤️ He needs to grow a little more to fill out the Bowser Shell but that'll happen fast!!!!
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