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jerrysalttweets

@jerrysalttweets

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Everything i say exclusively represents my employer. None of these thoughts are my own. I can't stress enough, these statements represent my employer.

Joined May 2024
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@jerrysalttweets
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@wanyeburkett "AI is gonna take all our jobs! No one will have anything to do!" "We need more people! We can't have a falling birthrate! How will we find our various programs!!" Always felt like very conflicting chicken littles, or ones that solve eachother. But people jump between them
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@eyeslasho @Inevitablewest I don't think I've seen you comment on AfD and genuinely would be interested in your opinion on it (if you have one). Also, very funny lol
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@jerrysalttweets
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@oiefbvoieboke *right now* = *all of recorded history*
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@jerrysalttweets
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@eyeslasho "why were you posturing to join a nuclear alliance specifically and explicitly designed to threaten the rapist"
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@ClevelandB4858 @whstancil Poors in America are weak, retards, lazy, or a combination of the three and deserve their position. Will doesn't feel this way but I do. Fuck'em
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@jerrysalttweets
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@jonatanpallesen Have they done this for tablet/smart phones/social media usage yet? That actually feels like a paradigm shifter that hasn't yet been full evaluated as far as I'm aware
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@jerrysalttweets
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@AntiCommieBecca Please stop talking to me
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@jerrysalttweets
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@AntiCommieBecca @SadFuneralClown There are more than these two scenarios: Woman pretends to not like sex. Women pretends to like sex. Actually ...fuck it you win have a nice rest of the week
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@SadFuneralClown @AntiCommieBecca I'm starting to think someone is currently lying to me because they're bored at work. Women being self conscious about their sexuality and being too overtly sexual is not an uncommon thing and it helps to reassure them that you enjoy them enjoying themselves
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@AntiCommieBecca @SadFuneralClown Women being self conscious about sexuality and expressing themselves while fucking is "one of the craziest things [you've] ever heard"?
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jerrysalttweets
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@reality_image @ArmandDoma Woah! You can't expect them to do that! You should expect me to have endless sympathy/patience for the money/blood pit that is commonly referred to as "some African shithole"
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@jerrysalttweets
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@RangerDave2001 @ArmandDoma So just to clarify your timeline is forever right?
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@JLLiedl Holy shit I can't imagine being a 4k follower account and getting a reply from the VP lol. Haven't read it yet just commenting on how surreal that must be
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@jerrysalttweets
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@RangerDave2001 @ArmandDoma tomato toma-don't give a shit
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@xoMommyDearest @eyeslasho I think very few of them deny parents or even grandparents. But literally when you follow it down the line there's an amorphous point of no return along ancestry at which genes only influence things we don't care about and have no influence on the things we do. It's almost worse
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@AntiCommieBecca Okay. idk what to tell you.
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@jerrysalttweets
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@RangerDave2001 @ArmandDoma It would cost every far far less to simply not force me to pay taxes. You can't be fussed to kick in .000000001 Penny a day to spare me the hassle of filling out my taxes?
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@AntiCommieBecca Okay. Idk what to tell you.
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