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I do things. Sometimes I do other things. I can pretty much promise that if you think you have my politics pegged, you’re wrong.
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@neontaster
Stop talking sense. This is twitter. There's no place for that nonsense here.
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@michellecyca
@craigcalcaterra
Is there a model for a library that isn’t actually a library? I’d hate to be forced to interact with the poors. I need a trendy, hip, exclusive library.
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To review: Tony La Russa threw his own player under the bus for hitting a homer, including calling him clueless. Then, when that player gets thrown at, he doesn’t make a single move to defend him. Every player in that dugout now knows their manager doesn’t have their back.
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@neontaster
Taylor Lorenz complaining about people being mean on twitter is certainly something.
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Sure, Mike Clevinger might be an alleged abuser of women and children. And a drug addict. And a proven bad teammate. And have no PR skills whatsoever. But at least he’s terrible at pitching.
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@Fernand11655128
@JoeyVotto
Imagine being the guy who sees a humorous tweet from one of the most personable players in baseball and making it about your fantasy team. Stop being that guy. You don’t have to be that guy. No one should be that guy.
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@kembageorge
@historyofarmani
There is not, as it turns out. Of course, when you get to declare that every failed one wasn’t “real” communism, you get to keep claiming it’s never actually been tried! It’s a neat trick.
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@matthewjdowd
It’s the statement of a man who can’t deny what he did because there’s photographic proof from the get-go.
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@zackstanton
@Heminator
I’d love to be making the kind of money where where $600k “isn’t that expensive” for my primary home, never mind for my 3rd home.
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@BLTrotter
@Timodc
It's amazing how body cams never, ever seem to actually work when cops are killing people. What a truly tragic coincidence that is.
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Lots of people pretending to not see a difference between TA drawing comparisons between himself and Jackie Robinson, and a white guy he doesn’t like and is actively feuding with calling him Jackie condescendingly
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@voxdotcom
1. They were factually white. 2. It might help if Hollywood would stop portraying them less like “runaway lovers” and more like the “violent murderers” they actually were
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@EddieBearXO
@DudespostingWs
There isn’t font size big enough to reflect how large of a W that is
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@RollingStone
The real record is 73. It happened when Barry Bonds hit 73 homers during the course of the 2001 MLB season.
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Remember when the White Sox fired Ricky Renteria and hired Tony LaRussa for the reason of *bullpen management*? Lol. Good times
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@SeifertESPN
@RobDemovsky
So he’s been flagrantly violating the rules his teammates have been forced to adhere to all season?
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@LarryWilliamsTI
Sure, Dabo. Just as soon as coaches also have to wait a year before starting at a new school.
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@RadioFreeTom
@redsteeze
Voting for the guy who is openly campaigning and promising to overturn everything you believe in is a really weird way to defend what you believe in.
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@tomgara
I don’t remember, did that anger and pile up come out of nowhere, or was it the direct result of some other, identical action he himself had undertaken?
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Something like 8/10 of those diagnosed with Down Syndrome are never given the chance to be born. There being *a* doll that might help others see them as being God’s children and not a “problem” is a good thing. Crowder’s take here is vile even before the disgusting “punchline.”
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I’d like to see the end of the game, but
@hulu
has decided that CBS should crash and be unplayable every 5 seconds instead. At least their prices regularly go up!
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@imillhiser
I just can't fathom why people don't trust or respect journalists today. It's a real mystery.
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@ZachHeilprin
Did you see this,
@RexChapman
? Look at how Gard assaults him in this first clip! Absolutely unacceptable.
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@DanWolken
@USATODAY
A cop? Lie about a confrontation with a person of color? Well I never...
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If I did my math right, the White Sox are 57-52 over their last 109 regular season games. That’s an 84 win pace over 162. Maybe we shouldn’t just *assume* they’re significantly better than what they’re showing us. Because there’s an increasingly large sample saying they aren’t.
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@BizballMaury
So people pay for MLB tv in order to get all the games…and then they take away games? Thanks, I hate it
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@RobDJr24
@MLBastian
@JoeTrezz
Yeah. So glad those billionaires pocketing record profits are finally catching a break.
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@emptywheel
Every person who went out for football, after getting crushed by an upper classman in a tackling drill, got up and said “Just like the video game I play! It really hurt and I didn’t like it at all, but I’m gonna keep doing it because if digital Brett Favre can take it, so can I!”
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@LevineJonathan
@seanmdav
If Bill wasn’t aggressively, relentlessly wrong about everything, what would he be?
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@molratty
His commercials are silly and he’s friendly with Trump. What else do we need to know? Who cares about details like “American company using American workers to help American doctors save American lives,” when there is dunking to be done?
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@KeithOlbermann
1. Read even just the opening sentence. Not the whole article. One sentence.
2. Considering 1939, which was still 8 years before the breaking of the color barrier, to be "modern" is absurd.
3. 30 is 20 less than 50, which was the given criteria.
Other than that, A+ effort
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@TheBennettK
@JeffPassan
@NBCSWhiteSox
They hired him AFTER he got a second DUI. No such thing exists.
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@BobLeyESPN
I'm guessing you had to say they're "leaving" because you'd get in trouble if you said they "were fired en masse to save a couple dollars"
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@Sarcasticluther
Are you punishing the cake shop with that, or sweet old grandmas and moms with little kids who may be going there?
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@RossDellenger
@DanWolken
Easiest way to recitfy it? Tell the kids to keep it if they want. Give it back if they want. Say it doesn’t matter either way and everyone can just move on with their lives.
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@Buster_ESPN
Why will the player feel backlash for the owners locking them out? Could it be because major national writers frame almost everything from the owners’ perspective?
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@neeratanden
I’m not a lawyer, but I know enough that I would not give that advice to literally anyone ever, no matter how innocent they are
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@EvanDrellich
Or, and I know this is a crazy thought…they make the games available. And actually, I dunno, do something that might grow the game?
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@JuliaCarmel__
Thank the people who sued and got the courts to rule that Trump wasn’t allowed to block them. Nobody ever considers the knock on effects or unintended consequences when looking to change things in their favor in the moment
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@Renee_PLP
@bekahowell
The only ones who have ever done this are the ones DARE officers invented
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@chrislhayes
And, without fail, it has died in every place it's been tried. But I totally bet it'll work next time. If any country can be trusted to have an efficient, effective, altruistic, incorruptible bureaucracy, it's the US. No fishiness anywhere to be found.
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Legit want to go to Italy and eat their chain version of American food.
i am once again reminding Americans that Italy has its own equivalent of Olive Garden, it's called Old Wild West and it serves burgers named "Apache", "Navajo" and "Dakota"
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@BenManning16
@JamesPearceLFC
His penthouse might be nearly as large as the one Klopp has inside of Pep’s bald noggin
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@NathanHam87
@JeffPassan
What? EVERYBODY was taking about how unfair it was to Bryant that spring
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@JonHeyman
@knorr_chris
I’ve never seen Mike Trout in the ALCS or World Series. What’s your point?
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@jenhonen
@bethanyshondark
@benshapiro
You’re right. Nobody who had a good job has lost theirs, and everyone who had a decent car had a healthy savings account. Or maybe, just maybe, you have no idea what those people’s economic reality is at the moment, regardless of what kind of car they have.
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@designmom
Those are two very, very different forms of “protection.” One is physical, one is financial. Many people value the former because getting the latter isn’t close to being worth the trade off it takes to receive the “benefits”
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If the White Sox are legitimately saying that Collins and Burger are off the table in terms of trades, there is absolutely no reinforcement coming. I like Burger's story, too. I hope he becomes a thing. But come on. That's a guy you're willing to trade without a second thought.
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Zach Collins might not be great with the bat, but at least he’s a complete disaster defensively.
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@sunraysunray
Everyone pays as they’re able, I assume. I’m not as selfish as everyone wanting it for free, because that’s absurd. I’ll give you 50 cents.
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@melindagates
I can’t believe it, either. Because it’s a nonsense number made up out of nowhere
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@adrianweckler
Every single even slightly conservative person: “Yeah, we have a little experience with that.”
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@sniper_red0
@olin_kreutz
@AaronLemingNFL
That’s what HR is for. You physically attack someone in the workplace, you’re fired.
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@realist314
@JonHeyman
So many different types of people you could have chosen to be, and you decided to be this. Smh
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@HayesBrown
@MZHemingway
It’s truly an unbelievable coincidence that these types of errors only and always happen in one direction.
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@KorusBarnes
@Fandango
@BBCNews
People loved the visuals and 3D of it because it was cutting-edge. Once it hit bluray and 2D screens people actually looked at the film and found it sorely lacking.
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@slmandel
I can’t believe former OSU QB and lead analyst for the network airing the playoff games is licking boots
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@aubrey_huff
I assume your standards go both ways, meaning you believe no woman should date you, right?
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@mdy3r
@PepisaBlue
@SamLee
Wasn’t Norwich themselves out their entire back 4 and the guy who was supposed to be starting over Cantwell that game?
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@parking_god
@EsotericCD
Either the initial tweet or the latter is thus, by definition, a lie. Or it’s a “joke” for which I am too dumb to identify the purpose/structure/target of the humor
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@RudyGiuliani
@RealCandaceO
Only 168 people died from the Oklahoma City Bombing. What was the big deal?
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@RandomEd787
@IGN
All of them. People say that all the time, but this will be the reference point in the future. Person 1: “All the feels.” Person 2: “Toy Story 4 feels?” Person 1: “Sorry, I meant ‘Many of the feels.’”
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Phillies signings since signing Harper: Wheeler, Realmuto, Castellanos, Turner
White Sox since being smart and not signing Harper or Machado: A bunch of relief pitchers and Leury Garcia.
I hate being a White Sox fan
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@sallykohn
Non-essential businesses are being forced to shut down, but you know what’s always open and full of business? That’s right. It’s...
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@SandoESPN
Was never a fan, but the question should be "was he one of the best football players ever?" The answer is "Yes." The end.
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@timesnewemma
I am struggling to see a single thing here that isn’t also incredibly prevalent among the purely secular. So I’m unclear how religion is to blame.
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Josh Donaldson buys his kids CraZArt crayons for school, saying they’re “Just as good as Crayola”
#DonaldsonFacts
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@Bmac0507
@redsteeze
@ProjectLincoln
They’re just showing how very committed they are to supporting Plagiarizin’ Biden
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@JamesPearceLFC
With our luck this season that cut is definitely going to get infected, turn gangrenous, and require an amputation
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@MonkeyMan504
@robschamberger
@AliExpress_EN
Whoa. Your art looks shockingly like Charles Schulz’ art. Quite unintentionally, I’m sure
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@PaulHembo
I know, right? Why, it's almost impossible to find out news about what is happening in a city like San Diego these days. And moving pictures of his exploits? Don't make me laugh. No way he'll ever get the kind of recognition that might land him a video game cover.
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@TVGuide
Step one: Watch Chris Pratt. Step Two: Love Chris Pratt. Step Three: There is no step three. Sorry everyone’s TV now does your job way easier and better than you do.
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