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God is my source. Everything else is a resource
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A toxic mother is more dangerous than an absent father.
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Me downtown drunk saying “aight hmu” to people I never gave my contact information to 😂
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Tryna figure out how Ima shit on mfs in 2018
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Pregnancy is too risky & too painful for y’all to just be out here having kids by niggas who don’t even love you.
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It’s ok to be cheap but cheap toilet paper is where we draw the line 😒
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$25 hr people = struggling $12 hr people = Vegas last month, where should I go next, Bahamas🤔
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All jokes aside you hoes gotta start doing better wit y’all kids!
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I want my girl this clingy 😩🫶🏽
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Y'all think demons can't be in your partner, friends and family members because of who they are to you.That's where y'all fuck up..Demons don't care who they use to get their assignment done..If you're a Chosen One best believe you have demons assigned to knock you off your path.
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🤣🤣🤣 he ain’t have to do bruh like that. “Security! He bout to fight a dike, Nvm security”💀💀
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I'm not dating nobody coparenting a pet wit they ex. You done lost your damn mind.
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Bro breath stank, I know a cry for help when I see one 😂😂😂
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Women: Idk how I got these bruises Women the night before
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idc how sneaky u think u are..how long u got away with it or how manipulative u are..the universe ain't gone let u play around & back stab solid people.. karma hits hard & them losses be bigger than the things u thought u got away with 🏌🏿‍♂️
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People who can’t communicate think everything is an argument..
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Pregnancy is too risky & too painful for y’all to just be out here having kids with niggas who don’t even love you.
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You ever been soo late you take your time?😅😂
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Idc how single I am.. I’m not just talking to anybody.. it’s strict around here😂🤣💯
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If you’re defending this behavior it says a lot about you.
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Ain't forcing nobody to fuck with me
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At some point 📍you gotta get serious about your life. Delete numbers, stay away from love that ain’t real, hustle, get your spirit & mental right. Stay focused! You gotta demand some positivity, claim it, speak it, and see it everyday💯
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Me when I find out people I’ve never done anything to don’t like me
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That one girl that’s does everything for you and you overlook it.. when she’s gone you gon feel the pain
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Karma can skip you and hit ya kids...y’all better learn how to treat people!!
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tbh intimacy is beyond kisses & cuddles & sex. intimacy is u crying at night bout ur past to someone who listens & comforts u. intimacy is getting a headache & takin a nap, & wakin up to ur partner rubbing ur back. intimacy is not just all about sex 🗣
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I owe myself the biggest apology for putting up with shit I didn’t deserve!
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Your child’s manners and education says more about you as a parent than what you buy them.🤷🏾‍♂️
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Fuck a break up, have y'all ever had to chase your dog down the street and they're thinking it's a game💀😭
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Stop expecting loyalty from people who can’t even give you honesty!
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I was too generous now I have no sympathy
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Ignoring the red flags🚫 because you see the “good in them” is what got y’all fucked up!!..🗣
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Not liking someone is fine but making up lies to destroy their character is CRAZY
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y’all do weird shit to people & think they gon fwu the same 😭
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If you wanna see changes you gotta move different
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Direct deposits > good morning texts.
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Do crackheads dance like kids or do kids dance like crackheads??🤔🤣
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2017 was the biggest wake up call
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Coworkers are not your friends.. get ya money and go home!
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Dating a woman that been single a long time rough as hell. She ready to break up over anything😂 “you left the cap off the toothpaste, I can’t do this nomore. You disturbing my peace”😂😳
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It’s crazy some people actually think time passing is an apology smh
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Sadly.. the only way some people will learn to appreciate you is by losing you!!
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I'm the type person that hates asking for favors
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A hurt female and her hoe friend is the worst combo😩😭
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Why cheat & be sneaky when you can be single & do you.. Y'all weird.
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If I say "I hear you" I don't believe shit you just said.📍 😂😂
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Haven’t seen NOT one “New year new me” post..I’m so proud of y’all.!
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Lying and cheating aren’t relationship struggles, they’re reasons to breakup!
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If I delete your pictures out my phone, you’re a special type of dead to me!..
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Sleep well tonight. Let the stress go & let the blessings flow. God's got a plan!
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I outgrew alotta mfs...one of the reasons i barely got friends
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People don’t leave who they love..they leave who they were using!
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Stay humble and keep your focus
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Never speak twice on how you feel, because that mf heard you the first time!🗣
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Don't front on somebody that knows the real you
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Stuck between “I’m proud of myself” &”I gotta go harder”
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Be careful, that fake love be feeling so real!
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Mfs get a lil juice and forget who they were drinking water with...📍
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What’s the point of giving someone your all if they gon throw it in your face
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Don't play no part in it if you ain't got your heart in it
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The older you get the more you start doin shit alone
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Some people you just gotta leave in the past
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Please use a condom on Valentine’s Day.. I hate Scorpios!🤷🏾‍♂️😂
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I seen shit go from 🤞🏾 to ✌🏾 real quick.
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Idc what nobody say you can feel when a mf changing on you.🗣
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Pay attention to how people act when you’re not on good terms.
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Firm believer u gotta meet God halfway .. Don’t just pray gotta do your part too!
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Drink Water..Eat Good..Have Nasty Sex.. and Mind your Business !
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Trust God through your struggle
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When you catch somebody lying they be madder than you😴😂😂
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If you repeatedly have to tell someone the same exact thing about how you feel and nothing changes, understand they don’t respect you…
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If a mf act like they are better off without you, make them stand on that shit!
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It’s all fun and games till I don’t love you nomore
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i notice every little weird selfish lowdown inconsiderate thing someone does to me.
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I’ll give credit when it’s due but I’m not gonna applaud a fish for swimming!
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I really fwy if I spend the night at ya house.. cus I like to go HOME 😂😂
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Know the difference between being patient and wasting time📍
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The ppl closest to u are the ones used the most bcus they know what u fear, hate, & what will break u. That's why it's important to stay in Alignment with God and your Spirit guides so u can get the warning, feel the intuition and have the discernment needed to move accordingly.
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You know she the one when no other female compares to her
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High school relationships be like
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You ain’t missing out on shit when you’re busy getting your life together and working towards your goals.
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Don’t block your blessings trying to teach someone a lesson🗣
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In my “you have to prove everything you say to me” phase of life.
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There’s nothing wrong with loving the right person too fast... it’s a problem when you love the wrong person too long!!
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Your ex will be in a whole new relationship and still be mad at you for doing you!😂
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Pain changed me.
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It’s never too late to get ya shit together!!
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That person you’re making sacrifices for will one day turn around and tell you they didn’t ask you too..
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Alot of shit ain't worth it nomore
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cheating isn't the only way to lose somebody. it’s lack of communication, lack of consistency, attention, disrespect, always havin to be reminded of what not to do, repeating shit that ppl don't want being done, the fucked up shit being said during arguments. it all plays a role
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You ain't foolin me I can see through the lies
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Y’all don’t appreciate loyalty but want it so bad.
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Parents can break your heart too.. but y’all not ready for that conversation!
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Too many people getting older but not growing up...
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Gotta avoid unnecessary arguments..hit em with the “oh ok” and go about your business...
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Y’all be out here using & finessing good people and still ain’t no where in life smh
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You know you’re antisocial when you get excited for canceled plans...
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