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I’m Irish and Italian. Inside of me aren’t two wolves, but an obese mafioso and a drunk leprechaun. One wants me to eat until I puke and the other wants me to drink until I puke. Both fill me with crippling amounts of catholic guilt.
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Booing taijuan walker on today of all days is weird we are literally starting a drunk leprechaun as his catcher
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With Turner out for 6 weeks and a hole opening up in the middle of the infield, I have a suggestion…
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If the Phils win I’m wearing this to the parade
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My roommates and I have a life size doll of the elf Dobby (do not ask what I do not know he just appeared one day) and we have begun staging him around the apartment to spook and razz each other.
This act is known as Dobbying.
In this thread I will document each Dobbying.
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All you had to do was make a jersey inspired by the Phanatic and EVERY PHILLIE FAN would hail it a success it’s not that fucking hard!
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@xtinatucker
As a professional hater myself it’s important to have someone like Ridley Scott to look up to and inspire me to hate even harder
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I will be at the Phillies game tonight. One like and I’ll drop a deuce on the grimace seat
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I almost fought my cousins now fiancé at the riverwinds over Johan Rojas so this season has been personal for me
I remember when Rojas wasn’t a MLB caliber player on here
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@conthecatch_
@PanasonicDX4500
All 100 of your followers are gonna love this tweet I promise
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Aaron Nola allowed 3 runs on 8 hits over 15⅓ innings this week and those were the Phillies' 2 worst starts of the week.
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I think we all know the winner tonight, folks.
That’s right it’s—once again—the great American city of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
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@mattLarnold
Me when the guy who directly benefitted from apartheid has a super racist and bigoted view on something
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This should be me next week but APPARENTLY THERE ARE 26 MEN WHO FUCKING HATE ME
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Imagine if someone who painted their nails said this to him tho
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I’ve said it once I’ll say it again America the beautiful should be the national anthem over star spangled banner it’s a lot less fascist and more pro nature
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This might be the worst baseball broadcast ive ever listened to
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@mikert67
@zackhamilton03
Dobby has been a good elf and deserved rest (Zack saw him and thought I was napping in the couch)
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Any Mets fans who speak to me- I will tell you the date and time you die
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I have been cut off from purchasing or consuming any more hot dogs (picture unrelated)
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The first Dobbying (I came home from the shore still drunk and almost puked I was so scared)
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Phillies will option Nick Nelson to Triple A to clear a spot for Orion Kerkering, who will be active tomorrow.
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Only time the creams look good are on my good friend Calvin
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All players should be required to unbutton at least the top two buttons of their jerseys. Make baseball sluttier
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All Mets fans who follow me- saquan is happier in my city than he ever was in New York and you can clearly tell
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My first Friday beer as a part of corporate America
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“pHiLlY iS sO oBsEsSeD wItH gReEn!”
Yeah it’s a surprisingly unique color in professional sports and the main color of THE BEST MASCOT IN SPORTS AND ONE OF THE KNLY REASONS THE PHILLIES WERE RELEVANT FOR FUCKING YEARS
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I have 516 followers I better see all 516 of you wish Stella a happy birthday by EOD
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I love my city Philadelphia (at night)
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AN ASTROS PLAYER USED AN ILLEGAL BAT LAST NIGHT AND NO PUNISHMENT CAME?
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I have been a big nick Castellanos defender in the past but he’s really making it hard for me right now
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@mikert67
attempted to keep dobby warm on a cold August morning by locking him in the microwave
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Maybe 4 hot dogs and multiple beer bats was not a good idea the night before a job interview
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This is what it’s like to be an eagles fan
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Call it Blooms
Huskies, what advice would you give to incoming freshmen? Wrong answers only
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This is what nick sirianni draws up to “beat the blitz”
My 7 year old son drew up his first ever play called “Touchdown”
Might have to steal this concept..
My favorite is the hitch n go post corner and go!
I might have to talk to him about pass protection…
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@conthecatch_
@PanasonicDX4500
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Jake cave found out he wasn’t getting a tribute and decided to stay in the hotel room
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Yeah I like dune 2… dune 2 many shots and getting weird with it on the dance floor
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I start next week
Just put in for a new position at work that would get me out of shift work
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@PodStreetHoags
“NOLA DOESN’T GET RUN SUPPORT”
“BOHM CAN’T FIELD HIS POSITION”
“HARPER ISN’T AN MVP”
“ITS THE WHOLE TEAM”
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He would know he has a lot of experience sexually harrassing people
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For sale: wedding dress- never worn
@wilkersonadylan
To clarify, there is no wedding scheduled at Citizens Bank Park tomorrow.
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@PanasonicDX4500
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Matt not to undercut you but i willl do this for 60k and season tickets
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10 year old me forwent trick or treating to go to game 3 of the 2009 World Series dressed as a pirate with a cream Cole Hamels shirsey (the cream was sandy so it fit the vibe)
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You will not believe what was served to me on the Microsoft Start page when I opened my work computer this morning
@dhwanisaraiya_
Dhwani Saraiya started turning Philly athletes into superheroes. Then she caught the attention of fans — and some big names.
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Deadass these are still the best games ever
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My favorite type of billionaire (if there is such a thing) is the one who spends his fortune on toys he can use to brag to his friends to bc they’re the best toys anyone has
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This would work on me as long as I had time tbh
if you guys saw this outside of a bar, would you come in? please be honest
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When people say “you have a face for radio” they mean this
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I sent this to my mom while she was teaching and she accidentally played it in front of her students and they all fell in love with her. They then begged her to FaceTime me (while I was walking her) so they can tell Stella how pretty she is
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If you’re not wearing the most random athletes jersey to the beach at the jersey shore you’re not a real sports guy
The homie sent me this Matt Schaub jersey he saw in Atlantic City today
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