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FA Cup CHAMPION 2024🏆 , Carabao Cup CHAMPION 2023🏆
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I don't drink much .But when I do , I drink to get drunk.😂😂😂Ni either nichome, ama nizime. No inbetween 😭
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It's called beef nigga🤣
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Naibiwa aje simu on my first day back in Nairobi🤦🏾♂️I fucking hate this City😂
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I always feel like I miss and love my siblings....until we actually meet💀
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If you live in Nairobi, listening to Wakadinali keenly is definitely a lifehack
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Hehehe
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Tunakimbia Teargas alafu some baddie akashout “I’m just a girl”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Ruto you will pay for this walai
#rejectfinancebill2024
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I've honestly learnt too much over the past year , but the greatest lesson has to be knowing when to leave. Be it friendships , relationships , situations , courses , clubs , events , places ; learn to trust your gut/instinct , it knows what's best for you.🙃
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One sure thing about me , I’ll purposefully ignore that hint .Wewe ni mtu mkubwa bana , say what you want with your chest .
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If I was studying medicene , I'd specialise in either Pulmonology or Hepatology. This common life of drinking liqour every other day and smoking addictions alongside poor eating and exercise habits will prove to be very profitable to the medical industry in the next 10-15 years
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I have never been able to tune in to a twitter space for more than 2 minutes🤣😭
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Female friendships are so weird bruh. Just a bunch of snakes coexisting
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Kulala ndani si mchezo my G😭 This has been the longest weekend of my life😂
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Nikishasoma "Tutaona" /"Nitakushow" , hio story naanzanga kusahau saa hio hio 😂😂😂
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Hitting on the first night doesn't always mean a girl's easy bro😂You both just had similar intentions
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Unsolicited advice is so annoying bruh. If you've found the 'right'way to go about your life, then live by it without forcing it down people's throats, especially those close to you. You'll never know anyone's complete view of life, or what led them to that view
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Crypto marketing is on a whole other level, Christ. Please don't invest ALL your money
Being broke because you invested all your money is different than being broke because you spent all your money.
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Eh bro how tf did we survive the bullying in form 1?😂😂 No, Seriously WTF was that?? 😂That school was not a real place I swear
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That whine I received yesterday to Rema’s ‘Bounce’ will forever be engraved in my soul 😩
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yaani jana the police decided to just mass collect youths and put them in cells?!
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Bruhh, being clear with your intentions is such an underrated lifehack wtf😂
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Uhm , cause he's actually really talented?😂
Plus majority of today's generation grew up listening to his music on repeat (attatchment issues)😬
Chris Brown could literally set a village on fire, kidnap some orphans, colonise a small country and he would STILL have a fanbase. I really don’t get why even😕
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Daily affirmations, try them, feed positivity to your subconscious , speak those dreams into reality
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This should be normalised😂😂😂You make money from the stream and you want her to entertain your viewers for free??????
Fear Women! The lady who danced to Omah Lay refused to be on Kai Cenat's stream unless she was compensated. Watch👇
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We're such an idle country
Aki Nairobi wewe! So, Shaq and Sean were best friends. Shaq was dating Cindy but she left him for Sean. Nigga was hurting! Anyway, 6 months later😂 Sean has broken up with Cindy reason being: “she hasn’t healed from Shaq” make it make sense 😭😭😂😂😂😂
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Took a massive L yesterday. But good thing I can now differentiate my G's from my acquintances.
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I'm addicted to taking pictures of random things I find cool 😂 My Instagram followers must think I'm so weird🤣🤣
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I need Shinski to choose the highroad and announce Shincity on the same day🤣🤣🤣
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Going out with hot girls is such a lifehack 😂Free drinks left, right and centre 😂😂
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I have no problem with gay people, I just find people who make being gay their entire Personality very annoying
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Don't think about your goals for a while, just fall in love with the process. When the progress starts becoming visible, you'll need no further motivation.
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What I love most about my mind is that it subconsciously prepares for the worst, as it hopes for the best. Pessimism is a virtue.
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I think I'll have 'Ka hunitambui , sikutambui!' Tatted on me. It has been such a life changing principle to live by. Choose those who choose you , and to hell with those who don't.
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Wametuangushia results za unit moja, na kama hio ndio trailer...mbele sioni success😂😂
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September has been a very unkind month to me back to back. I'm literally on the edge
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I know that one long ass stretch in my Highschool is looking so beautiful rn
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My first clothing collection has sold out even before we launched🥺😭
So emotional rn
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@KahiriAllan
I find it fair😂😂😂People should seperate money from proffessions.I really feel that the world would be much more developed if people went to study cause they're actually interested in the subject , rather than studying because they need a job in that field.
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For your own sake, get rid of the scarcity mentality about money from your mind.
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Can't settle for a girl who can't rap 10 freaky girls word for word. It's in the constitution
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Nobody:
Teacher on duty on the night before we close school:
Kama unarudi shule September make sure you use your time wisely. Document your progress. Don't remain stagnant bana.
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Basic women are so annoying. How tf is your whole personality school work , getting drunk and yelling men are trash 😂
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DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS NIGGA, HE HAS A PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY.
Education is important, but not at the expense of your sleep. Close your books and close your eyes guys🖤
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You seriously think you can beat my meat better than me?😭
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Ati sasa unalia ju umeanguka KCSE🤣🤣🤣ebu take a shot , usituharibie mood🙄
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My mom says the most random things just to get me to eat healthy 😂Cause wdym sweet potatoes are good for me when travelling???😭😂😂
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If you're afraid to take that chance/risk , how tf are we going to get rich?
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This nigga at the bar just showed me his passports and he's clocked 879 international flights in his lifetime this morning😳😭
God Abeggggg
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I sell clothes.
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I have so much bottled up anger .I need a punching bag , I'm running out of self control.
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@BigmanChunk
There's a time alikuja funkie , ilibidi she went back and stayed in their bus for most of the day cause of the too much attention she was getting😂😂😂😭Goated fr
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Look for a good lawyer and retire
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🥺🥺Take me back
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Bruhh, Parents are so drainiiiiiing to deal with wtf. Seriously can't wait to be fully independent
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I want to be with a girl who dreams of doing everything in life , but nothing on a rainy Sunday afternoon
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I want to perfect alot of random skills this year , so I went and got myself these
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Saw too many hands with cut marks this weekend, stay strong guys, we are all alone in this together ♥
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Banning people from Social media platforms beats the whole logic of freedom of expression/speech
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Why am I only now realising that in a mirror , you can only kiss yourself on the lips🤔
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