Allan Kahiri
@KahiriAllan
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Aerospace engineer, Co founder of home-ify
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Niseme ukweli, if I can make money remotely, I don't see the essence of leaving Kenya. Labda on travels and tours. But mimi nataka 1acre huko Tigoni na a bunch of horses za polo tournaments. And a restaurant for the wife mahali gigiri nikue nikihave my meals. Simple
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Sikatai amefraud watu
Mnajua kuna politician alikanyanga mtu akamdrag 100m akakufa na akahepa?
In fact alikamkanyanga na gari inalipiwa na taxpayers money
Shikeni uyo
Do your job
ARREST OF A FOREX TRADE FRAUDSTER
Detectives from DCI Nairobi Regional Headquarters have arrested Daniel Mbugua Njogu, also known as Dan, at his residence in the Kimbo area. Mr. Njogu, aged 30, is accused of defrauding numerous individuals under the guise of forex trading.
His
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Badala ya highschool si aende Moringa?
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Are these concerts really worth it?
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Nilikuwa nilale sahi wacha niwashe computer
Ntapumzika kwa kaburi
Building my parents a 3 bedroom house at 22 ❤️ greatest achievement ✅
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Idk how my parents live w my sister. Dem sahi ni sita usiku ameingia na jbl kwa bafu full mzuka😂🤦🏾
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Yaani mzae wangu anarudi kutoka mayolo kama amebuyia mum iphone ya camera tatu na mimi ameniletea ngotha na t-shirt moja(ata hazinitoshei)😭
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Leo mama flani anakam shop anauliza mchele cheapest niko nayo ni how much. Namwambia 2350. Akaniambia ata ni vizuri juu alikuwa ananunulia MBWA zake mchele inatoka 3200. Akanunua gunia tano za 25kg of Biryani rice for her dogs bro
😂😂😂Yaani, wueh,
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MNAKUWA DISTRACTED NYI MAUMBWA
IF ANYONE HAS BEEN COMPROMISED FORGET ABOUT THEM AND MOVE ON WITH THE FUCKING AGENDA🤦🏾🤦🏾🤦🏾🤦🏾🤦🏾🤦🏾
#RejectFinanceBill2024
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Not hating, but I'm just imagining the process it took for you to take this video. Like ulikuwa unatoka bafu ukangoja umbao ndio urecord. Ama ndio ulikuwa unaingia bafu, ukaamua ungoje kwanza umbao ndio urecord. Ama ulikuwa tu umekaa ukaamua ungoje umbao ndio urecord. Idk
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Her father:
other babes get called baby girl, then there’s me…
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Leo mrembo amenipeleka church kisha kanipeleka breakfast date mangai🥴
I'm afraid most of you look down on coffee dates because you wouldn't know how to conduct yourself during one.
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Mnaeza amini nikiwaambia 3 years ago nilikuwa nauza vape, at the same time nilikuwa nacrotchet door rugs/mats. A few months before that nilikuwa nahawk nduma na mamangu soko ya Gitaru out of the boot of her Fielder. What a journey na bado we are moving towards bigger stuff💰💰🏇
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😂😂
I'm doing Aerospace engineering while maintaining my wholesale shop while creating websites for my clients while creating a proptech software startup that we will launch before the year ends.
We are out here!
Where did Index 1s in our highschool go to? Tom Musembi questions...weeeh where are we headed as a generation
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I remember in form one I got straight A's so my uncle who's an engineer told me he'll buy me all the revision books I need. So he gave me kitu 8k. Early morning next day I went and got a tattoo😂.
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Self employment haitambui io. But by end of this year nataka shop ikue fully functional bila mimi inshallah
Manze there's some peace that comes with not working on Saturday- I wish that to everyone
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I think this app is too negative when it comes to relationships. People in healthy relationships should speak up and at least shed a light on how beautiful a good relationship actually is.
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Sitawadanganya guys, ii kazi imekuwa ngumu these past two months.
A tragedy happened in my mum's family and as she is the one with deep pockets sahi ye ndio amekuwa akilipa izo bills zote chewing from the capital. Yenyewe when it comes to health usicheze. Mtuombee we willconquer
Huku vijana wako kazi ajabu. Karibuni Esdama wholesale ndio ata ninunue kaHilux ivi.
@Esdama_traders
#IkoKaziKE
#SpaceYaMagari
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Bakia water and some fruits. You have to watch your women otherwise wanaeza kaanga njaa.
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I work very hard for my children to be like this.
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Yaani mtu ameona jamaa anaprotest akaamua kumpima killshot ya kichwa? Mtoto wa mtu anaprotest kuhusu high cost of living. Ii ni nchi inarunniwa na nani surely?
Alafu Ruto anakuja kuongea with zero remorse as if ni mende ameua. Jesus Christ.
I have shed tears today
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On a call w dad and my small sis tells him "bye nakupenda dad" and he responds "cheers"😭😭
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Yesterday after interacting with live fire from KDF apo Githurai I was demoralized and I almost died. But after the useless and gaslighting speech by
@WilliamsRuto
, kesho I will be there kwa streets with my mum. Hamuezi tuua sisi wote
VIVAAAA
#RejectFinanceBill2024
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How to make your gf happy part 1.
(She's a barbie nerd)
Also get her some weird wine that has her name on it🤣
Then eat her out.
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Imagine being... Bana fuck you and your tribalistic childish behavior.
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My children will attend this school. Lakini lazma niwaonjeshe Kanga highschool in Migori ata kama ni two terms kama baba yao.
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To you 19-24 year olds, define to me what a broke guy is. Like minimum salary inafaa iwe ngapi? Nijue kama nimesota
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Mse anakuja kwa duka ananiambia nimpimie mafuta robo. Bratha robo ni nini unataka kunipora ama???
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Kama hawakuwa wanataka new engineers wangesema juu sasa io ni nini wameset
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😭cheki me na wife
Sikunywi tena hadi August
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Hustling really changes your life in some ways because if it were me with this 60ngwizi in my pocket on a Friday 1 year ago ingeishia yote 40forty. Rn I just want to close the shop, gym kidogo, cold shower then a movie (I'll be asleep in 10min) then sleep. Sherehe ilinitoka mimi.
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Trying to con me. So I call up a senior member of that church who's a regular customer. 😂😂AKACHEKA TU. Akaniambia niwaambie wakwende uko juu there's nothing like that. Imagine kuconniwa 19k ii asubuhi yote bana😂. By CHURCH PEOPLE COME ON BANA😂
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Io propaganda ya divide and conquer imework for only 1hour bwana
@WilliamsRuto
Pole sana bana but Tuesday itakuwa the biggest peaceful protests this country has ever witnessed
#RejectFinanceBill2024
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Leo tubadilishe trajectory kidogo tuongee biashara.
Which business are you in ( or which one would you want to get into ) and why? Na inakupeleka aje so far?
Mi niko kwa kazi ya selling food and household items at wholesale prices na let me you maina, sio rahisi at all.
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Me during backshots:
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Ii video ni so cringe
Wueeeh! Kumbe this is the chick that took the kanjo guy for a road trip jana. Mimi najua huyo jamaa atajaribu kushika huyu mrembo tena ndio apelekwe road trip nyengine
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How this mf expect girls to pull up at the swimming pool w they dad
I don’t get how girls can swim in front of their father or wear shorts😭hamfeel weird?!
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Najaribu kureserve a table for two ya Valentines restaurants zote mumeshabook fully. Maghasia nyinyi🤣
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I'm afraid most of you look down on coffee dates because you wouldn't know how to conduct yourself during one.
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"You feel bored because you're safe. For the first time in your life, you have no problem to solve. You are addicted to chaos"
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The problem w me is I could get jealous (def I am) even during talking stages.
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I hate campus fr because why are you cancelling an 8am class at 7:30am?? I'm just lucky I don't go to classes that early but I'm pissed
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She also has a fat ass and is smarter than 82% of y'all here💅
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Some of you on here have no fucking clue about how hard things are out here and I just wish I was born as dumb and as privileged as you
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Btw next time mnaniona sherehe (next weekend) I'm carrying this gun which I will fill with Don Montego. Salamu ni kufungua mdomo na kusema aaaa.
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Best advice I can give you: when we opened the shop last year April, the profit margins we thought we would be getting at the time are the margins we are getting RIGHT NOW. Don't be delusional when starting a business. Note down every asset and liability, give yourself a year--
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Hakuna weekend ilinasa kama ile yenyewe Quickmart waliuza Red label 1k😂😂
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Niko na wholesale apa Kahawa Sukari
And we do deliveries
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Me every time I go out:
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Si muundie pia ya boomers😖
Waache story za mount Kenya
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Kwa ii app sherehe naeza piga na only 5 people. Most of you apa hamna control over your drinking, hamna pesa na mnakaa tu kusumbua starehe
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We are yet you clock a year this month. Really proud of myself and my mom. Tough challenges and hurdles every day dealing with all sorts of suppliers and customers, but we move on regardless. Looking to expand even bigger soon.
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Bro has that Eastleigh drip
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Reminder to never open up on this app.
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Nimekumark na ntakudinya
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@shawrizz
Me nishaipikiwa, nikapewa head in between, tutakunywa rosé, tukakula, tukadinyana, tukaoga na izo gloves za kuoga alafu tukalala. Asubuhi nikaamkia pancakes na juice. Kuna raha kwa wanawake aki. Next day jioni narudi kwangu kukula ugali mayai
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KAMA WE NI POLISI NA UNAPANGA KUUA WATU KESHO, KUMBUKA SALARY YAKO UKITOA HONGO INABAKI KUA LESS THAN 20K.
WE ARE FIGHTING FOR YOU AND WE WILL DIE FOR KENYA TOMORROW
#RejectFinanceBill2024
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I hate when people bend over and you can see they butt crack🤮
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Jamaa ametweet na account ya kazi🤣
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Leo kama sio mall police mngeskia kwa gossip club handsome man beats up two highschool degenerates for catcalling his little sister.
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No matter how small your cock is, there's always a smaller one out there.
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Nimekula a slutty mango. Yk the ones that have your hand sticky w it's juices
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Ata mi ntakuwa don wa fmcg products ii Kenya. Mnipeeni 5years tu.
Tutakuwa tukisumbuana na Samwest na Gilanis. Mnipee time
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Mshahara ya MP inafaa kua 100k na inafaa kudeductiwa wakimiss any parliamentary seating by 5k.
Meetings wafanye Bunge house ama waifanye kwa zoom. Tuache ujinga bana these people are not special. They work for us.
#RejectFinanceBill2024
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Ukiwahi ona mtu amesema "...ivi ndio simps huona dust..." Yeye ndio simp ameona dust
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Sawa nimefail, portal haikai vizuri but niko na pesa mingi kukushinda
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A good morning today to promote my hustle. We are located in Kahawa Sukari along Baringo road. Karibuni for goods at wholesale and friendly prices. We do deliveries.
#IkoKaziKE
We have Unga ngano/ugali, cooking oil 20l/10l, SUGAR, and CEREALS.
Also dm if you want sales work
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When I get my engineering degree I'll just delete this account, create another one for serious engineering tweets.
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The fucking first time naoga na maji moto this year the fucking thing inalipuka🤦🏾🤦🏾🤦🏾. Sijairuka nje ya bafu ivo haraka ivo. That's it, I'm done with hot showers forever. Wacha ata niende nikunywe pombe
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