Jay Humor
@jayweingarten
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Follow for humor; prepare for funny overload.
Joined March 2009
Just went to the Oreo website and hit "accept all cookies" ... aaaand now we wait
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Basically @littlefucky flies 3,000 miles to surprise me and discovers a shocking surprise herself… ft. @danghentschel
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Can you believe these MFers are teaching an online class on how to be funny? Well we are (it's not a joke), and the first class begins Sunday. Spots are limited. See you there!
My collaborator @jayweingarten and I are teaching the nuts and bolts of humor this coming month. This class would make an excellent last minute Christmas gift -- even for yourself. Enroll today!
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Sure, I'm a morning person. . . . . . . . . . If we're talking about December 25th here!
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RT @matthewgoldin: My collaborator @jayweingarten and I are teaching the nuts and bolts of humor this coming month. This class would make…
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"I could really use a Starbucks" "You just got one 5 minutes ago" "And your point is?" - Hipsters overheard in Brooklyn, NY
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To be perfectly frank, Taco Bell is the only place you can still get gas for $1.29 😂
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I SPAT MILK OUT WHEN I SAW THIS! Thanks, I needed that. 😂
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2024 is what happens when you shuffle your Tarot deck with freaking Cards Against Humanity.
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Apparently in Sweden, the CEO of IKEA was just elected president. Aaaaand I'm getting word he should have his "cabinet" together by the end of the week.
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Meant to post this on Black Friday...sorry for the delay!
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Why's Cali suddenly 10x cooler? Oh right, cuz Jill's coming 😎💛
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RT @littlefucky: On my way to surprise @jayweingarten . California, here I fucking come. 😎✈️✨😍
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