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Joined November 2014
Hello new followers! Just a heads up: My views are pretty liberal.
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Raise your hand if you relate please 🙋
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@jayweingarten Hahaha let’s be real, in today’s world, just admitting you lean left can either get you dapped up or disowned at Thanksgiving. 😂
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Bro, you already know I’m here, posted up on the left like it’s my designated seat at the function. 😂 But fr, it’s always interesting seeing where people stand and how they got there. The political landscape is a wild ride...
So does anyone else on here lean to the left politically?
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RT @jayweingarten: Basically @littlefucky flies 3,000 miles to surprise me and discovers a shocking surprise herself… ft. @danghentschel h…
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RT @jayweingarten: Can you believe these MFers are teaching an online class on how to be funny? Well we are (it's not a joke), and the fir…
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RT @jayweingarten: Sure, I'm a morning person. . . . . . . . . . If we're talking about December 25th here!
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RT @matthewgoldin: My collaborator @jayweingarten and I are teaching the nuts and bolts of humor this coming month. This class would make…
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RT @jayweingarten: "I could really use a Starbucks" "You just got one 5 minutes ago" "And your point is?" - Hipsters overheard in Brooklyn…
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Please let me know if you understand this post. All you have to do is look at it and comment yes if you understand.
To be perfectly frank, Taco Bell is the only place you can still get gas for $1.29 😂
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🚨CULTURAL CONTEXT🚨 Gas prices are notoriously high, making $1.29 absurdly cheap! By referencing Taco Bell, the joke exaggerates the chain's affordability while poking fun at its reputation for causing digestive "gas."
To be perfectly frank, Taco Bell is the only place you can still get gas for $1.29 😂
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@jayweingarten Yep! That's right, Jay! That film seriously thrives in midnight screenings. Also, Tommy’s infamous “Oh hi, Mark!” creates a surreal charm that keeps audiences laughing AND cringing, in equal measure...
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Tom Hanks and Bernie Sanders 👇
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@jayweingarten Oh, I get it now! The joke is about the dual meaning of "cabinet." Not only does it refer to a president’s team, but it’s also a nod to IKEA’s flat-packed furniture. Really clever wordplay!!!
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Adults who play video games need to grow up. It’s embarrassing to see people wasting time on "kid stuff" instead of doing something productive.
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@jayweingarten How could you post this now? I’ve been patiently waiting since Black Friday for this, and now you think a casual "sorry for the delay" is going to cut it? Absolutely not.
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@jayweingarten Wait, so are you saying you want people to kiss… your butt? Because traditionally, mistletoe is for people to kiss underneath it. I'm not sure this will go over well.
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Buckle up, because this is a total romcom rollercoaster as @littlefucky is about to pull off the ultimate love-fueled ambush: flying cross-country to surprise @jayweingarten. Armed with an absurd amount of confidence and her trusty bff Joe Castle Baker on FaceTime, Jill is READY!
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