Afande Jaymo 🇰🇪
@jaymieee021
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Forest Ranger/ Radio vocalist & Radio 47 fan/ Rhumba music fan/envir activist/life story teller/life coach & nature lover 🌱❤️
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Joined December 2022
Landlord amekuwa celeb kuliko huyo Hanifa wenu kama sahi ako kwa CNN news, Larry Madawo did it.
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Kairo alianza kujiweka kuwa your leader ile time alienda KTN kupeana your political views na akili yake ni ya gari.
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Nimejipata niko kwa telegram group ya KCSE KPSEA 2024. Waliweka exam 3am na nimecomfirm ni ya ukweli. Can I report them?.
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Mambo ya Mungu huwezani nayo. My uncle united with her mother together with her sisters on my father's side. They started fighting my father over the land which he was given by his late father (guka). My father had a big building na alispend over 5M on it.
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Username:kevinmwangiiiii .Password: kevomwash254. It was nice knowing y'll.
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Wamepotea mbio sana, kwanza mwingine amewacha pantie na vitabu.
Wanakaa highschoolers.
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@omwambaKE Alikuwa amekuja kushame ule boy alimkataa ati ni gay but people turned on her kumwambia mbona alikataliwa. Imagine kuambiwa akipata mimba itakuwa 2 bedroom na ati anakaa mzigo imefungwa vibaya surely. I hate this app with my heart and I hope she will heal.
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@iamjuddah Asking for change from a beggar after withdrawing cash from a bank. That is what i did yesterday.
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@AbdulahiAdan10 Huyu ni university drop out, tena how can you be with your academic papers in your office, kwani he doesn't believe on himself?.
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Paid for a whole year badge account ikaenda . Shamba yetu ikachukuliwa . About 200k went missing in business I started . Breaking up with a girl after staying with her for 5 yrs thinking that I will marry her . Mingi nikifunguka mtalia 💔💔💔.
Lowest moments 2024 wrapped? This is a safe space!.
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I don't love her anymore, wacheni nikae hivyo maisha stress free. I have a lot to do in my life despite having females in my life. We were good at it but it, eeish 💔💔💔 Things comes and go, people come and go na I have experienced it.
Finally I'm tired being on Love, I'm tired to have females in my life, going for 5yrs with a girl without sex is strong enough for me to stay without women in my life. I don't have feelings anymore, I don't love her anymore. Kindly help me to adopt a child for my better living.
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Twitter is more of people documenting their thoughts.
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Being an officer, I'm also a life coach to young men and a member of men's chamber. We have a big Whatsapp group and if you are interested dm to know more about it
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@Psychosins__ Huyu jamaa labda ata ni Al inakua coz his recent posts needs high Intel alafu vile i know him. .
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A thread of Cheruiyot Kirui updates. It's like he knew he was going to miss
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Mnatusi Police na kuongea vibaya kuwahusu na kila mtu ako na kazi yake.
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So my uncle financially, he's unstable kazi yake ni kulewa tu na malaya na alikuwa anaishi Mombasa. Ile siku alirudi alikuja na maukali that hiyo land inafaa kuwa yake wakiwa na my father. Her mother na sisters walianza kumwambia alete vurugu. Alianza kukuja kudestroy.
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@C_NyaKundiH I never thought it would be like this after i saw him crying. Aliona Njambi akiwa two yrs young and later when she was 12, sorry though. .
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So Oguda, Drey and Osama were arrested when we were asleep. Seems today demos won't go on according to some minds.
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Akaanza kukuja na ulevi yake na kutishia wenye walikuwa wanaishi huko, he was arrested na tukienda kwa court my father agreed na akasema instead ya washare hiyo shamba, huyo my uncle achukue pamoja na nyumba. My father alichukua vitu zake zote coz we had another house in bypass.
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@Kenyans Congratulations mzee Safaricom will be a history it existed especially to tweeps because it will be cheaper for X users and this is home. Alafu Airtel money itakuwa na cheaper services kuliko za Safaricom. Yaani itakufa once ama wahame waende Ethiopia.
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Wakadinali ndio wanamislead youths waingie into crimes.
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Tuliwaachia kila kitu na tukasema hatutawahi rudi huko tena, my grandma is not a good person together with my aunts. It's now two months since we left that place.
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Now, my late grandfather alikuwa na another buildings Nairobi, hatujawahi enda huko like 10 yrs ago mpaka my own dad. So my uncle planned with my grandma and my sisters ati siku moja wataenda huko kubomoa ndio wauze hiyo shamba. Kiherehere ya my uncle kulewa ilimwambia aende.
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I won't share that video for some many reasons. If you have a brother or sister ako highschool, just watch out ujue huwa anaenda wapi at any time for his or her safety. I was not happy ile kitu niliona.
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Pamoja. Now we're waiting for his judgement coz sisi tuliondokea na hapo hawezi jitoa hata kidogo.
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99% of youths hawatoi 10% kwa kanisa,and you still wonder why we are always broke?.
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Kuna post Nyakundi alipost kuhusu police, if you want to know how they're hated in this Kenya, just read all the comments. Sijaamini.
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Ma fans wa vybz kartel Hawaskiagi anything anasema but huezi waambia kitu.
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Usiku nimekua na asthma attack nikajipulizia ka inhaler hadi kakaisha🥺i think its about time I CHANGE OR PERISH,started smoking about 6 years ago n went deep for 4 years😭😭on average i spend 300-500 ksh daily on weed. I'm going to do a self rehabilitation.
Fvck this asthma sh!t,I'm quitting smoke😭😭😭😭.
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Aende peke yake kubomoa because he thought all her sisters and mother are back of him. Alienda kubomoa akashikwa na chief area, he was arrested na akapelekwa Makadara law Court. When my grandma and her sisters walisikia hivyo, waliuliza mbona alienda peke yake na walikuwa waende.
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@omwambaKE If there was milk, the girl aborted because she knew you're going to start a life and stay together. Just leave her or else take her to the hospital and when she refuse don't look back. If it's renting wewe hama muache. Huwezi sema hii ni excess monthly period inatafuta njia.
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@omwambaKE This is good for this man. Don't entertain a cheating woman, you deserve better. The man did well.
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@C_NyaKundiH Mnauliza where are feminists instead of fighting for our own. Wacha feminists wapate sisi tumefanya kazi yetu. A woman can be jailed.
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@iamjuddah _Knowledge without action is meaningless._Never trust a man who smiles too much. _There are no shortcuts in life, only detours ._Greed is a bottomless pit ._The world is full of secrets my dear.
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Wacheni niwaambie a story happened on 31st Dec usiku watu wakivuka mwaka. A lady offered to visit me at night around 10pm, after kuhepa relatives wenye walikuwa waende kesha na wao. Alikuja tukakesha tukiongea alafu nikamuacha kwa kiti nikaenda zangu kulala.
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@mbirithi1 Nakumbuka ile surgery mlifanyia yule mama ulisema usilipwe na ukanilipia fare ya coast kuenda na kurudi, you're a good man.
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Huwa sioni ukiwa mrembo kuongea ukweli.
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Kuna tweets Kairo ili delete but i have them i knew.
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Hizi ni vitu gani wanavuta jameni 😩, I was shocked!
Nimeona village mentality ya youths kuogopa anyone called askari haijawahi isha. Nilikuwa naenda kwa rooftop fulani hapo kupiga picha, majamaa wanajua mimi ni afande wametoka mbio sana mpaka nikawashuku, kufika hapo kitu nimepata hapo mkiona hamuezi amini. Imebidi nicheke.
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@Psychosins__ If you're diyai useme though your light skinned can't be allowed in the service coz unakuanga na some umama btw especially when it comes ni kupiga mtu banter.
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Police officers accidentally shot each other after mistaking their respective contingents. Own goal 😂😂😂😂.
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