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birds / football / books / nice cup of tea and a sit down ☕ see also @cumbriacrows 🖤 they/them. pic by @secondlina .
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cannot tell you how long I sat outside this cafe trying to pay homage to the crow queen 👑🍰🦅🖤
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this is lovely
Elliot Page talks to me about Juno, abuse, the horrors of Hollywood, coming out (twice) and finding happiness.
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I rode my BIKE! On the ROAD! There were CARS and I made them all slow down behind me because I have a RIGHT to be there and take up SPACE! 💪 And I’m a little EXCITED ABOUT IT!!!
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was shown this picture of a young benitez two days ago and I feel like I haven't been able to integrate it into my conception of the man yet
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that’s not ice that’s the stoat messiah
To celebrate
#WorldWildlifeDay
, here's one of my favourite 'non-bird' wildlife photos, a Stoat running across ice at RSPB Greylake in Somerset. 😊
#WorldWildlifeDay2020
#TwitterNatureCommunity
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Met the most BEAUTIFUL CREATURE on the way to work, happy to butt their head up against my hand briefly but clearly had important business to attend to elsewhere and I respect that. It was a privilege. Missed my train. Worth it. I love u, small leopard. 11/10 cc
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getting 🏳️🌈 married in the antarctic, polar scientists from that ship that was nearly Boaty McBoatface. I love everything about this.
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how do dudes go on about how sci fi has this NEW SJW AGENDA when in the first 10 min of StarTrek TNG there’s a speech about how stupid militarisation + imperialism is, which Picard agrees with, then a crew member who looks like he plays football walks by in a uniform with a skirt
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@thecatreviewer
the actual Catford cat. Is busy supervising fresh fish deliveries every morning, have not managed to pet yet. 8/10 for work ethic, constant vigilance, and fur looking v soft
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Initially a bit skittish after I walked by when they were busy investigating some rubbish, but then a chirpy meow and some headbutts were offered. 9/10, made it clear when pets were over and they had to get back to the rubbish. Oh well.
@thecatreviewer
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executive dysfunction sucks when it paralyses leisure time. I’ve spent ages doing nothing because I couldn’t decide between activities, or where to start w a project w various elements. this cute app, TinyDecisions, helps - add your own options then spin a wheel or pick a colour.
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@deathbybadger
the legend at my school was the kid who hid and pretended he'd been transmogrified into the classroom cheese plant. that teacher was never seen again.
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walking home at twilight, shadows creeping up. 10/10, v atmospheric. jingly bell on collar absolutely key to this so don’t let those other mean cats tell you otherwise. you are the night.
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@TheEconomist
People unable to ever return to employment are unable to ever look for a job again regardless of any "incentive", hope this helps.
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I ... don't think they thought this one through tbh
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first time coming home pissed would be potentially devastating physically and psychologically
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gone at the alt text
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"well the civilians are being used as human shields" I cannot take another second of people saying this as if the logical, automatic conclusion is to bomb the shit out of them! the fucking shrug emoji justification for killing people!
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nostalgic for midweek when LFC twitter was just ostensibly heterosexual men opining that dominik szoboszlai is probably a very sensitive lover. take me back.
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Elliot's book is so good as well, I just devoured it in like a day, there are some very tough times he talks about but the joy and truth he finds is incredibly moving and I really recommend it.
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"can't blame him he's got to think of his family's future" so a lad on premiership wages has finances so insecure he's got to set his england career on fire + piss a professed commitment to equality up the wall to go rake in blood money? either he's on crack or yous are, come on.
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-17 in finland WAS more comfortable than this 1 to -3 week in the UK and here's the science
Fascinating this. Why the UK feels colder than Canada (it might be obvious to some people but you’re smarter than me)
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for a silent majority ya sure don’t shut the fuck up for five minutes eh
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why do footballers with more money than god take the most boring holidays in the world. oh you're playing golf? you're up a high building in dubai? [deadpan voice] that is so wild.
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ah the ol’ “get pissed and shout at people” strategy. truly he is playing multidimensional chess.
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my phone has helpfully reminded me that on this day in 2017 I took a photograph in which it appeared domhnall gleeson was reproaching me
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wild how "not having nice things whenever you want" is such an alien concept to the ruling class. like, they cannot + will not go without stuff they want or want to do. no wonder people choosing heating or eating means nothing to them, it's a problem from another dimension.
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morning all. pleased to report there is a fox pottering about on the roof of my neighbour’s shed, while two magpies go absolutely mental about it
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the packet of salt & vinegar Squares I dropped in workington harbour enjoying their freedom 🥹
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ask "ordinary families" whether they'd like their money to go toward helping other ordinary people live decent lives or toward that fucking pointless jet in the background that you're buying without consulting them at all you colossal bastard
"What I'm not going to do is ask ordinary families up and down the country to pay an extra £1,000 a year to meet the pay demands of the union bosses"
PM Rishi Sunak says he's looking at "tough new laws" to minimise strike disruption
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KristenStewart is really impressive: Eidinger talked about how well she does being alone. Definitely sth I liked about both PS & SilsMaria.
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Lurking o/s polling station but seems unaffiliated. Friendly, not too clingy, eerie silent meow 8/10
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the kraft cheese slice broken to fit just right really elevates this to a work of art
Match day cuisine at Alloa Athletic. (2020) Pic: Aidan Duffy.
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dudes on football twitter pushing back against posts supporting m*ndy + their replies are all like, "hope she sees this bro" "not getting any p*ssy then"... if you think the only reason a man would back women is to manipulate them into sex your views on rape trials aren't helpful
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think I may finally have blocked + reported enough deranged ads, all I'm getting now is offers to maximise my sugar beet crop and buy this horse. I can't afford her but I hope she's having a great day.
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@mrmjprice
and you can't see the new departure boards properly from most of the lower seating area, or from the seats on the balcony by the cafes. well done everyone.
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I thought, ok I’ll do a few laps of Mountsfield and if that feels ok I’ll go to Ladywell Fields... and if that’s ok I’ll go to the bike shop! So now I’m having breakfast next door while the shop work on the bike + I calm down 😅 I have done just over 7 miles and I am so happy.
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every single miette meme makes me scream in delight but THIS ONE, friends, this one -
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what on earth could have led the government to seek this “review” to claim that loads of people don’t REALLY need medications anyway it is a Mystery 🤔🤔🤔
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men asserting they have the final say on what a woman thinks+ feels because they're better judges. this is part of why they say sexual abuse is about power. there are men who believe they hold the ultimate decision making power in these situations. what a shower of arseholes.
RFEF have now responded to criticism by releasing a statement "analysing Jenni Hermoso's body language" to claim that she wanted the kiss from Rubiales.
This is a national football federation saying basically "the girl led our guy on".
No words for how vile that is. None.
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can we renew our plea for his fucking taxes
Richard Branson renews Virgin plea for coronavirus support
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@SzMarsupial
feel like some outlets are a little too keen on publishing the detailed transphobic texts of the accused
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couple of weeks ago I was telling my mother about a meeting where several cats made appearances and how it made me sad and this arrived in the post today
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@jennpolite
I really hope you heed the replies. What this kind of “interruption” + discouragement taught me when I was a kid is that so much of what I did and thought was wrong, that I couldn’t even trust myself to know what I enjoyed. I’ve needed years of therapy to get past it as an adult.
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conspiracy thinking just automatic for loads of people now isn't it. very egotistical. no such thing as incompetence, misunderstanding. no, you are the protagonist of an exciting story, struggling at the centre of a complex plot, the energy of hundreds focused on thwarting you.
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the idea of General Hux making being Supreme Leader no fun through malicious application of bureaucracy is delighting me
The Supreme Leader after Hux tells him that he needs Ren's signature on a "couple of things".
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alright lads, about 2.5 months ago I started watching The Next Generation for the first time and I am about to start Deep Space 9, also for the first time, while I’m still in a state about TNG and this is clearly a great plan 👌
TNG thread preserved here for posterity.
how do dudes go on about how sci fi has this NEW SJW AGENDA when in the first 10 min of StarTrek TNG there’s a speech about how stupid militarisation + imperialism is, which Picard agrees with, then a crew member who looks like he plays football walks by in a uniform with a skirt
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fucking hell I thought I knew what MOTD means to wright but I did not know this
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me this past year when there are People in the park
The face of a cat who has been coming to Coors Field regularly since March 2020 and just showed up to the stadium with a crowd in it for the first time.
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netflix stop asking me to skip the TNG intro why would anyone do this
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sobering reminder that "rich people are awful" includes many of your favourite footballers 🤢
saw a tiktok that was like “major red flag if your man follows this account” and right off the bat i 😭😭😭
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seriously though, make them like ice cream vans. you hear a bit of a tune then it’s time to pop out in your sweatpants to get a flat white and a spot of fresh air and say hello to the neighbours’ cat.
Send the coffee to residential areas then (coffee van anyone?)
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“donkeys” is trending and I’m disappointed to see it’s neither the manics b side nor the fact that they have lovely kind faces
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@PerthshireMags
"freedom from consequences"? so, what, if someone is saying a bunch of horrible stuff that isn't quite illegal, are you required to stand there blank faced being polite until they've finished? because they mustn't experience any consequence like being sad they're told to go away?
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I bought a DRESS it has POCKETS and STARS ON I am going to look like a WITCH ✨
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