After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time.
i opened the door and a cat walked in and refused to leave 😂
it took me 30 min to read his tag because he wouldn’t stop cuddling me 🤦🏼♀️ y’all i’m being held hostage by a cat
i spent the morning at the police station filing a report about a stranger who's been threatening to hunt me down since october on social media & when they said "we're going to arrest the fucker" i started crying bc i'm so used to being harassed online & no one doing anything
*closes twitter*
*re-opens twitter out of habit*
what no
*closes twitter*
*somehow opens twitter again*
fuck not again
*closes twitter*
[repeat until u die]
do people not realize that mimicking other people’s accents is really rude? i spoke in an american accent for over a decade specifically to avoid situations like today where a photographer mimicked an english accent for 4 hours because he thought it was funny