shinichiro: I am going to choose a champion
takemichi, muttering: I'm a 26 year old virgin
shinichiro: oh shit he's just like me
shinichiro: [was only going to tap him on the shoulder but ended up pushing him on to the train tracks]
shin:
shin: fUCK
rindou: [seeing izana and mikey interact]
rindou: I wish I can do that
ran: do what? disrespect me like that
rindou, sweating really bad: whaaaaat no ahahahaha ahahahahaa
chifuyu: let's go, partner!!!!!
takemichi: yeah!!!!
ran: ahaha look boss hanagaki and matsuno are holding hands while running into battle
mikey:
ran: boss?
mikey:
koko: kakuchou go go go
kakuchou, sprinting to separate the two:
koko, leaning in: hey boss there's been a declaration of war from tokyo manji
[last week]
takemichi: hi
koko: hey
inupi: [slaps him out of nowhere]
koko: ???? OW????
inupi: consider the declaration of war done. let's go hanagaki
takemichi: 👁️👄👁️
tokrev ends the arc with all of them arrested and then the next scene is kazutora eating pudding in the cafeteria and sees chifuyu and the others waiting in line and he does a spit take
takemichi throwing a punch:
chifuyu, smug: I taught him that
takemichi blocking a punch:
senju, equally smug: I taught him that
takemichi starts making out with the enemy:
toman 2nd gen all looking at inupi:
inupi, offended: I DID NOT teach him that
haitani brothers getting arrested again and the inmates welcome them back with a party at the cafeteria and a banner that says "welcome to adult prison now" with smuggled cake
takemichi: yeah how are we gonna come out of this alive
chifuyu: haha lol what if we just called the cops on kanto manji
hakkai: takemichi would just start crying and we'd all look innocent except for kanto manji
toman 2nd gen: [laughing]
toman 2nd gen: wait
mikey just trying to hold takemichi's hand
mikey: I'm sending you back to the future
takemichi: no you won't
mikey: hold still
takemichi: no
inupi, sitting on koko's lap: what the fuck are they doing over there
chifuyu: what the fuck are YOU guys doing right now
thousand winters playing truth or dare
inupi: dare
hakkai: I dare you to kiss the blond next to you
inupi: omg hanagaki—
hakkai: takemitchy is not the one next to you
inupi:
inupi: 🙄
chifuyu: what is THAT suppose to mean?!
don't tell me shinichiro was never a smoker in the original timeline.....and only picked it up due to no other way to cope with the stress of thinking about the 1st timeline
hakkai: takemitchy what if we named the team
hakkai: "the revengers"
takemichi, thinking about thor ragnarok (2017): we can't......
hakkai: we can't?
chifuyu: [whispering] is this another movie reference we're not suppose to know about yet
takemichi: [nodding]
mikey: takemitchy....
koko: oh he's doing okay boss his arm healed up and everything
koko: he just finished a 10k piece puzzle today too wanna see the selfie he sent me
mikey:
mikey: n
mikey: no
koko: you stuttered
sanzu "I hate takemichi hanagaki so much I'm going to remember the smell of him being thrown into the dumpsters and burn it into my memory so I would use it against him after 12 years" haruchiyo
Tr 276
takemichi: this will be my final revenge it's going to be epic
takemichi: [dies]
chifuyu: WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT YOU'LL JUST BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF HIM WAIT A SECOND!!!!! NOT THIS TYPE OF REVENGE
chifuyu at mikey: I understand that you had 17 years with him but I vaguely remember every timeline I still know him best I should be the best man
chifuyu, the best man: [late to the wedding] fUCK
tokrev actor au with them filming the last arc and it's the kmg vs toman 2nd gen and sanzu can't say his lines bc inupi keeps doing improv after mikey says "there's no need for that right"
sanzu: h-
inupi's actor out of nowhere: [sneezes really loud]
sanzu: oh bless you
if wakasa starts reminiscing about the time when inupi was just this little kid who followed them around like a little duckling with shining eyes I wont be able to take it
takemichi: what are you doing here sanzu
sanzu: no, what are YOU doing here
kakuchou: I never liked you
sanzu: I never liked YOU
the funniest trio goes to them right now
timeskip naoto and chifuyu r gonna overlap so bad with doting on takemichidjdjshhaa
takemichi: [sneezes]
chifuyu and naoto: [both have tissues out at the same time]
naoto: go ahead
chifuyu: no you
inupi, shoving both of them aside: move
inupi: hanagaki use my shirt
taiju: what is this future stuff hanagaki is talking about
taiju: is he
taiju: a prophet
mitsuya, who secretly knows about the future stuff bc this guy has a track record in eavesdropping: no
draken: holy shit
draken: what are you doing here
takemichi: ??? I'm here for the wedding
draken:
takemichi: can I come in so I can say hi to emma-chan
mikey: [knows goddamn well who the 2nd gen toman president is]
also mikey: who's the president
koko:
koko: it's hanagaki takemichi
mikey: okay
everyone in that room, silently: you just wanted to hear koko say his name, boss.......
inupi and senju shopping for heels
saleslady: are they for your little sister?
inupi, eyes dead: no they're for me. she wants those pikachu sneakers tho
senju, shy bc inupi didn't correct the saleslady:
tenjiku arc had chifuyu, who couldn't even stand up after taking a hit from kakuchou, run up to shield takemichi from another punch just from pure adrenaline and I will never truly move on from that........fytk hours
ran looking at kakucho: I wish rindou would be more like you
rindou: I'm right here
ran: good I don't have to repeat it then
rindou: I'm going to run away
kakucho, an only child, not used to sibling banter: I'm very confused
inupi: I should be vice captain I'm older
chifuyu: I should be the vice captain he's my partner and I call him by his nickname
inupi: that's the one thing I'm sensitive about
takemichi: what are you guys talking about
inupi: how much I love you hanagaki
chifuyu: HOY
takemichi: if you're the time leaper
takemichi: and I'm the time leaper
takemichi: then who's driving the train 😭
sanzu:
kakucho: definitely not the three of us
kakuchou: takemichi let's call a truce
kakuchou: [takes of his coat to reveal the thousand winters t-shirt]
takemichi: did chifuyu send that to you
kakuchou: the design was cute so I asked him to send me one
[meanwhile]
chifuyu on the ground: I feel validated
senju and hakkai get trapped inside an elevator and since hakkai won't even acknowledge her senju just straight up started trauma dumping and by the time the fire fighters came to open the elevator door senju looks so refreshed while hakkai looks very haunted
taiju: captain
takemichi getting goosebumps: pls don't call me that
inupi: yeah don't call him that
taiju: takemichi
inupi: NOW WAIT A GODDAMN SECO
koko body tackling inupi: babe no
shion: okay the 11th gen is entertaining
emma: you guys aren't planning on having kids?
hina: uhhhhhh
takemichi, next to hina: it's not the right time?
emma: ???? You've been married for 6 years???
hina: well
mikey, sprawled on both hina and takemichi's laps: I'm their baby
emma: kuya putangina naman
senju and inupi about to fuck shit up and possibly trauma dump in the middle of the battlefield with their respective 1 vs 1 opponent (we all know who it's gonna be sksksks) but I am here for it 🤩
senju quoting wrong bible quotes on purpose to make hakkai react and hakkai is: struggling
chifuyu: c'mon hakkai
chifuyu: correct her
chifuyu: do it
hakkai, in tears:
takemichi: all of you started a fight in the middle of the street to get me to join your gangs and yet you join my ex to beat me up I see how it is
inupi: hanagaki I suggest we take out koko first
koko: WHY ME