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@janmichaelxx
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5 years
me disguised as Rihanna’s weed so I can listen to her album
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twitter gays trying to decode whether or not Shawn Mendes is gay
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what i’m doing to my man’s foreskin if he starts acting up
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i grew up thinking this girl was a dumbass only to become her
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Aries: angry bitch Taurus: stubborn bitch Gemini: two-faced bitch Cancer: sensitive bitch Leo: self-absorbed bitch Virgo: anxious bitch Libra: indecisive bitch Scorpio: crazy bitch Sagittarius: dumb bitch Capricorn: cold bitch Aquarius: smart bitch Pisces: sad bitch
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me socializing with my pothead cousin so i can secure the “lets go for a walk” invite
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“notify anyway”
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6 months
the real lesson we can all learn from Jeremy Allen White is to not let being ugly stop you from being attractive
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6 years
Spotify is for tops and Apple music is for bottoms
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5 years
why did god make me attracted to MEN?!
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5 years
seasonal depression meeting my regular depression
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@janmichaelxx
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10 months
orochimaru after beating up a bunch of middle schoolers
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@janmichaelxx
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4 years
this is how i flirt
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5 years
no one: girls who got their personality from twitter:
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me when someone asks me what jennifer lawrence’s most demanding role was
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@janmichaelxx
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4 years
jupiter and saturn tonight
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@janmichaelxx
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1 year
imagine you’re talking to a guy and he posts a boomerang selfie on ig
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@janmichaelxx
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6 years
every gay is connected to another gay via another gay... it’s truly a complex network of faggotry
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5 years
when my spanish teacher asks me if i’m a merry cone
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@janmichaelxx
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5 years
I AM LOSING MY MIND AHAKKSKSJ
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@janmichaelxx
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1 year
i feel like lana has some weight on her but her energy is low (vape lungs) i see lorde having more stamina and not being afraid to bite so it goes to her
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5 years
my sun, moon, and rising signs making me the dumb bitch i am today
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me after accidentally getting lost in that one part of brooklyn
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no one: Capricorns:
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@janmichaelxx
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5 years
say what you want about her but Kim Petras ate this.
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@janmichaelxx
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6 years
straight people think being gay is hilarious
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Lmao 😂😂
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6 years
strict tops: ____😀____ / /--/ \-- \ \ 👇 ( . ) 👇 l 🍤 l 👞 👞 verse men: ⠀ ⠀⠀ 😈  _ノ ヽ ノ\_ / `/ ⌒Y⌒ Y ヽ (  (三ヽ人  /  | | ノ⌒\  ̄ ̄ヽ ノ ヽ___>、__/    |( 王 ノ〈   / ╰🍆╯ \
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5 years
y’all really gave me a blue icy heart i-
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5 years
earth and air signs be like “who needs conflict resolution when you could just never speak to that person ever again?”
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1 year
this is what it feels like to be me
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5 years
mexican twitter be like: “if you grew up mexican you ate cereal out of a bowl, like if you grew up mexican 🤠”
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@janmichaelxx
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3 years
the chunin exams
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@janmichaelxx
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4 years
i just came out to my dad he hugged me and told me to live my life however i want to and that hell always be there for me so ugly cried in his arms for 5 min
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@janmichaelxx
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6 years
“why are you on twitter all the time?” me:
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5 years
Wendy a Hot Girl
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😂😂😂😂 back to you Kate
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@janmichaelxx
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4 years
this one hit different
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@janmichaelxx
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6 years
leave her alone, she’s trying
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Mars moon Phobos is doomed to fall apart from stress
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5 years
natural highlight ☼
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they were the og lovesick girls
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@janmichaelxx
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5 years
Cartoon Network: tops Nickelodeon: vers Disney: bottoms
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@janmichaelxx
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5 years
The way Naomi Smalls misconstructed and redefined what it meant to convey and obtain the concupiscent anomalistic clearance showing us that idiosyncratic is ebulliently inevitable while simultaneously substantiating the superiority of women
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@janmichaelxx
janmichael
5 years
being gay is not a choice and calling jesus gay is only disrespectful to someone that has a problem with gay ppl, stop acting like you ever intended on respecting gay ppl in the first place just say you’re homophobic and go!
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@janmichaelxx
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4 years
mandy and azula being voiced by the same actress makes so much sense
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@janmichaelxx
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6 years
museum date anyone?
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@janmichaelxx
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5 years
i miss him :/
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@janmichaelxx
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5 years
like sometimes you just end up sucking dick on accident and THAT IS OKAY!!!
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@janmichaelxx
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5 years
@BryceMckenney1 maybe if you pray hard enough you’ll find a new one
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6 months
i wish i would’ve worded this nicer and said “to not let not being conventionally attractive stop you from being hot” — bcs i can’t recall the last even remotely mean thing i tweeted and now everyone’s projecting some evil mean gay regina george f****t narrative onto me 😭
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6 years
coming to terms with the fact that i’m ugly
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3 years
time for the dawn hive to rise
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5 years
no one: me right after a hit of poppers:
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1 year
you gotta get on your zoom!!
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@janmichaelxx
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6 years
the energy i’m taking into 2019
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3 years
not the gorilla grip dress
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@janmichaelxx
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5 years
being mean to ppl isn’t cool, like what kind of loser thinks disliking everyone and being rude is a desirable personality trait?!
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3 years
happy pride month!
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5 years
THE MOON IS IN ARIES!!!
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@janmichaelxx
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6 months
never in a million years would i think i’d be seeing sandra and parvati having beef and it being mediated by PEPPERMINT
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4 months
@NOCHlLLWlLL i mean we needed someone to actually carry out the collabs
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4 years
when biden wins then it’s just back to regular systematic oppression
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5 years
gay twitter is just a bunch of grown ass men fighting for attention in their underwear
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3 years
🗿
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5 years
don’t be hispanic, be his peace 😌
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5 years
the femme top jumped out
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5 years
i stepped on a sea urchin, enjoy these pictures
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im ready to repent and change my ways
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4 years
toph would’ve vibed in bird box
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6 years
short boys deserve the world
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5 years
surrounded by balls ♡
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i forgot abt this one
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crazy girl shit gonna go spring breakers
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4 years
what is her sign?
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5 years
straight people do nasty shit like this but if i wanted to kiss a boy in public itd be a fucking problem
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2 years
👁 👁
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6 years
school’s out
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earth and air signs dealing with anything
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claire from bon appetite has had IT
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SHE IS NOT A REAL PERSONAJAGWGAH
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island gyal island gyal
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me talking to my siblings after winning a round of Mario Kart as a kid
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@kissmeriver this was so satisfying cus it finally happened aunwjajaja
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2 years
pulled up to the restaurant just to EAT
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@blizzy_mcguire she goes by “mother”, oh she’s tapped in
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5 years
gay rights!
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toi chucky
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me with a jacket vs me without a jacket
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4 years
Alexa Demie during the Big Bang
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3 years
sexy height is 5’8-5’11 if you are not this height you are just tall or short but most importantly ugly!
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6 years
y’all smell that TALENT?!
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Happy birthday my beautiful sistah!! Love you ❤️
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he really called me a f^gg*t with his entire chest
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running around the city
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