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@janlevinson69
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2 months
Imagine you meet someone amazing and you find out they share a custody of a dog with their ex
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@sliccmic As a woman in finance I can tell you with the utmost certainty they are cheaters
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@TheWapplehouse This is unironically your fault for ordering DoorDash
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@damnaine I won’t let this girl steal sober valour… we earned this label through many challenging days of being withholding and annoying……..
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@janlevinson69
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2 years
@laserboat999 It’s our deeply engrained desire to forage, we can’t be blamed for this
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@rissafrmoffline Most normal grad student
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@TheodorAwhoreno Very odd but also funny to tell a stranger you did molly last night right away in the convo
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@scrmshw A man took me on a date to a cooking class once, the female chef came up to him and said “I recognize you, you’ve been here a lot!” LOLLL
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@janlevinson69
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@g4ys0n Like ok miss fart
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1 year
@hollowearthterf Men like to have a little findom fantasy about divorce. “My sexy BPD high body count wife left me and now I’m being financially pimped out!” No, you pay a couple hundred dollars a month and do whatever you want.
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@janlevinson69
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5 months
@arvofart This post hits all the good lefty spots: - Caveats - Ingroup lingo - Authoritarianism - Advocacy of segregation of the “top boys”
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@janlevinson69
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@joyci_schecter Too much introspection, death by naval gazing
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@janlevinson69
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1 year
@hollowearthterf It’s so family values the way he screams at his pregnant wife
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@ecareyo The mental health retreat ass bandana
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@DividendGrowth Unemployed people love these posts
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@janlevinson69
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6 months
Being sober is 10000 bodies
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@snoutwife @spicy_rico They’re not thinking about it
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@janlevinson69
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2 months
And what about it?
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@janlevinson69
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11 months
@megantheevalium @wolktress The zoomers have to intellectualize relationships cuz they are all on SSRIs and don’t get horny
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@janlevinson69
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@UESgal I think there are a lot of smothering family dynamics at play
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@merrittk This is bulimia
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@janlevinson69
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2 years
@echoteia How would a baby born without interaction with a mother while growing in the womb turn out?
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@janlevinson69
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1 year
@nesplease Why does everyone hate this so much?
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@janlevinson69
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10 months
@helen_of_roy This is a post Covid effect, when you became a hero for making coffees. Customer service is worse than ever
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1 year
@latkedelrey Unfortunately this is only real if none of them care about you
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@princxssmaddie The outfit is perfect, country girl
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@janlevinson69
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@exist2post This and 200 IG followers
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@janlevinson69
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1 year
@computer_gay Male to male sexual interactions have such an honestly to them
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@meetka When he let Carrie keep talking to Big I was like ok this man doesn’t deserve rights
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@janlevinson69
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4 years
@aumieI Never forget these absolutely iconic shoes. The large sneaker trend is simply an athlesure twist on this classic stomp around the town look. Also one time my friend kicked a girl at the club in these, good times...
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@janlevinson69
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@default_friend Why on earth would someone who looks like that go on tiktok and ask the public how old she looks? She might as well have posted on r/roastme
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@janlevinson69
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@oceanfearer At worst it can embolden narcissism
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@TheFoxMatriarch Men usually pursue custody to punish the mother
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@janlevinson69
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3 months
Woman drivers>>>
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@janlevinson69
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@hollowearthterf One time my ex was coming over and I asked him to bring me my juul (forgot at his house) and he lost his mind… “I’m not your servant” LMAO
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@janlevinson69
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@femmecamp You know where it is…
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@janlevinson69
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@tybuddhaboy His skin unironically looks embalmed
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@janlevinson69
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3 years
@pleasuresystems This happened to me too wtf
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@janlevinson69
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2 years
@theidlerapple This is every heterosexual first date
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@janlevinson69
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11 months
@emo_garfield420 It’s still faghag
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2 years
@tyler02020202 Why as a man would you ever not?
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@sonyashea3 She deserves it
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@janlevinson69
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Time for a $30 salad
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@janlevinson69
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1 year
@LeaMaric I’ve said this before, lots of RW guys are theater kids who also want to appear traditionally masculine.
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@janlevinson69
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2 years
@punishedmother Incels aren’t an extremist hate group lmao you need to get outside
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@FOXAR_ @thegirlinlust This couldn’t be further from the truth.
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@janlevinson69
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@sug_knight They sent her extra donuts to try to get her to stop being [redacted]
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@janlevinson69
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@luxepunk @arvofart She already put the bisexual caveat in the beginning of the sentence too LOLL
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@janlevinson69
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@angelphenotype We need to find the man responsible
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@janlevinson69
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2 months
I relapsed on blonde 🪿
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@janlevinson69
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The strike on Israel lowkey reminds me of when I penetrated your iron dome
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@janlevinson69
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6 months
Running around NYC 🍎
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@janlevinson69
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@tayallard The best part is the sparkle beauty filter on the video 🙏
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@janlevinson69
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5 months
@DollPariah Jessa proves if you are beautiful, unavailable, and sensual you can get away with almost anything
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@janlevinson69
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2 months
Sunday🌞
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@janlevinson69
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Reading the news
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@janlevinson69
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1 year
@verymoisturized PhD person is the same as a camp counselor, they want to be the big kids
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@janlevinson69
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7 months
@ShadowN8V @AnneNotation Ordering off DoorDash is the opposite of chic. It’s embarrassing, reeks of credit card debt and an inability to plan.
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@janlevinson69
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@westcoastwinter Pivot to e.coli influencer
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@blizzy_mcguire She really said gimme head Abe Lincoln
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@janlevinson69
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Half asleep 😴
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@janlevinson69
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@ivycomplex No joke thought this was Helen Mirren
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1 year
@gazpachomachine Starting a support group for women who were forced by men to watch this
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@janlevinson69
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@tinypeytz This girl clinically needs a man… it’s getting dire
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@janlevinson69
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Y’all mind if I go in the lake?
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@janlevinson69
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@nicolaiarips If curly hair is healthy and moisturized, it can air dry just fine :)
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@janlevinson69
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@kobychill This was me at work functions when I used to drink
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@hollowearthterf They want the longhouse so badly it’s criminal
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@rachelmillman What’s wrong with serving while pregnant?
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@janlevinson69
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@computercart We literally have the same ads today except everyone is ugly
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@janlevinson69
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3 months
Cool things happening
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@janlevinson69
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5 months
Me and my loaf
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@janlevinson69
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@fryinthebag This king knows how to engagement farm
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@former_gcup Her body keeps the tea
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@former_gcup @damnaine My culture is NOT your costume!!!
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@janlevinson69
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33km (20.5 miles) on the island today
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@janlevinson69
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@paulswhtn Hollywood keeps trying to trick us into thinking she has sex appeal
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@janlevinson69
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@wolktress She’s been staring at her own face for so many years. She said in a past interview she was disturbed by seeing herself as a boy in She’s The Man. I think she wants to feel pretty.
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@janlevinson69
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@wolktress At the angel number time… toxic queen
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@janlevinson69
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@hollowearthterf Recession incoming. Rates not going down any time soon. Inflation going up with lack of rate increases. Hiring freezes at many large corps. Too many signs to ignore, regardless of what the pundits say.
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@janlevinson69
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@KnoxEndemic @coldhealing They’ve gone so meta with their irony, they’re sincere
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@janlevinson69
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Yaaay beast mode
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@janlevinson69
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@abookofsymbols They seems really annoying I love them
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@lovinagbg The inspiration for this banger
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@janlevinson69
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@wolktress Women be shopping tiktok (been trying to find this in a youtube compilation for years)
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@wolktress He’s nothing without her
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@janlevinson69
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“I wasted my 20s” perhaps you’re confusing yourself with someone who would have done something interesting
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@hollowearthterf Attachments styles is in the modern therapy family of endless female rumination. We need to teach girls to move on from men who treat us poorly.
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@janlevinson69
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@ObtainerOf Saw a chick with this hair yesterday, we made eye contact and her eyes said “I know”
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@janlevinson69
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@SaintQ92 Men who brush their teeth 3-4 times per week >>>
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@rachelmillman She looks beautiful
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@janlevinson69
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I’m begging you all not to take dating advice from people who are chronically single and whose job it is to promote this hardline “my way or the highway” attitude so they can sell more single girl blenders or whatever. Dating apps are fine, you are probably fine.
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@janlevinson69
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@credenzaclear2 As long as we depart from the bizarre Starbucks post Covid trend of having no seats to keep the homeless out
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@janlevinson69
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Berlin in August❤️
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@janlevinson69
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Realizing I detest in others the weakness I see in myself
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@janlevinson69
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@westcoastwinter Buy a car challenge
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@janlevinson69
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@gracefurby Sometimes there is nothing more beautiful than our own art
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@janlevinson69
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I just talked to your baby and she told me she doesn’t like the giant head bow. I know I’m sorry but that’s what she told me. Let’s take it off :)
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