Half the workforce when the boss says “if you’re showing symptoms of coronavirus go home on full pay”

@LBC He took it because he’s been fucking people up the arse since he came into power

@kanyewest Now you’re thanking the white man? Got it 🫡

@iamtomskinner Happy bosh day, Thomas! 🍻

@AppLinked_ Guys are you down? Says chain validation failed when trying to select anything

@piersmorgan He’s hardly ever there though! He’s in a different country every other day taking in billions!

@piersmorgan She’s definitely flirting

@MarloFranson @MattWallace888 Then just down the helicopter, why fly it into an aircraft?

@campbellclaret All you’ll ever be known for is Iraq - maybe sit this one out you war criminal!

@FearedBuck @jakepaul - your next opponent?

@AnneLaird31 He also bought the platform you’re using for free 👍🏻

@damore_marco @SkyItalia 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 🔥

@layxsnv She should have ordered a ForkLyft not a Lyft!

@carolinecwilder @libsoftiktok * ForkLyft

@edthegr8 @CollinRugg She be ordering Maccy d’s XXL but a normal car?

@BakeryaHomles @joellisenby @menace7172000 @elonmusk Read that back to yourself 🤦🏼‍♂️😂

@OnlyBangersEth Did she say they have a cleaner? I take it they haven’t started yet?

@GBNEWS Please please please I hope on the first day he gets boiled water & sugar dashed in his face… then next stabbed in both eyes so he can never see what’s coming to him next. Killing him is too kind for this scummy cunt

@jamesp_robinson @AvonandsomerRob He won’t live another 5 years… he’ll be murdered. With any luck, in the most brutal way

@MagsWatchlive @jezwyke @LREM93 @SteveBruceToon @dapperlaughs @elonmusk Who’s the nonce now? You saving this pic for a wank later? Fucking creep

@jezwyke @MagsWatchlive @LREM93 @SteveBruceToon @dapperlaughs @elonmusk Yes, yes I do! One of my closest friends for over 20 years is Jewish as is his family. And what? Actually, I just noticed you have he/him in your bio 🤦🏼‍♂️. This convo ends here you loon