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socialist. dog lover. Hate Tories. very very very good at swearing. Hobby. Malt Whisky. NO DMs.

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#JohnsonVariant I see someone has left the gate open at the c*nt farm today.
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Just a quick reminder. Don't vote fucking Tory. Don't vote fucking Reform. And don't forget your Fucking ID.
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2 more days Don't vote fucking Tory. Don't vote fucking reform. They are both warts on the arsehole of humanity.
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Johnson. "lwill leave no stone unturned to find out what went wrong with that little boy" 11 years of tory cuts is what went wrong. For fucks sakes.
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Cressida Dick says no one is above the law. Yeah right. Prince Andrew? Boris Johnson? , the whole of the government? Go on then get yer fucking handcuffs out.
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So how many of you are wondering which tory MP has a directorship or shares in a company that makes ID cards???
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Nadine Dorries Culture Secretary. "The money from channel 4 will be invested" And if you believe that you'll also believe that she's a member of fucking MENSA. Nobbette.
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Deputy prime minister Dominic Raab on Sky. "Breaking the law does not equate to breaking the ministeral code it's not as simple as that" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Absolute grade one Nob.
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I can't be the only person in Britain that's too busy worrying about putting my heating on to give a monkeys fuck about Harry and Meghan.
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Dominic Raab on Sky. Intellectual properties of a fucking crayon. Nob.
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Oliver Dowden on Sky. "The Prime Minister is leading the free world" 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 Nob.
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Happy New year to everyone. Except Tory MPs. Fuck the lot of you . Nobs.
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No 10 defending Johnson flying back from Glasgow again today "The jet uses sustainable Jet fuel" What a fucking joke this Cop 26 is.
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Most NHS staff have had their holidays cancelled for the chaos expected from Monday July 19th. Our MPs go on their jollies from Thursday 22nd of July for 6weeks..fucking disgusting.
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Johnson on Sky news. "We are going to put our arms around the British public the way we did during COVID" That's fucked it then. Nob.
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Sir Michael fucking Fabricant ?? Lady Priti fucking Patel ?? Sir Jacob Rees fucking Mogg ?? What a c*nt Johnson is.
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Oh Clacton. What have you fucking done.
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102 back benchers are holding 67 million people to ransom. For fucks sake.
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People losing their shit over Rayner's clothes. Funny that they didn't mind Johnson s bag of fucking shit fashion trends Nobs.
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When you know Camilla Queen Consort had a lunch with arseholes like Piers Morgan and Jeremy Clarkson only last week you've gotta ask what the fuck is the royal family for ????
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Ian Botham???😂😂😂😂😂 Johnson to put pressure on Biden??? 😂😂😂😂 Raab working tirelessly?? 😂😂😂😂
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12 fucking years. 200,000 COVID deaths. Brexit. NHS in crisis. Cost of living crisis. Energy crisis. Wage crisis. Strikes. Kids going hungry. And all Johnsons got is "buy a new fucking kettle ". Absolute fucking Nob.
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Where is Javid? He should be on TV every day to explain the high death rate and high covid numbers. Where's Starmer? He should be on TV every day kicking the tories till his feet bleed. This is a government of thieves and liars and its killing us. Ffs.
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Suella Braverman Attorney General on Sky. The legal acumen of a dunked digestive fucking biscuit. Nobbette.
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94,000 new cases and 438 deaths recorded today,and that fucking imbecile of a PM tells us that the virus is going down. In 2 weeks he's lifting all restrictions. Negligent and shameful. This government is killing us one way or another.
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11 candidates for Prime Minister. It's like asking which flavour of dog shit would you prefer. Nobs.
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People laughing about Johnsons antics with an umbrella. This was a memorial for police officers who lost their lives doing their duty. He is a disrespectful piece of shit and has just shown every policemen what they're worth to tories. Ffs.
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51,870 new cases. 49 deaths today. Chris Witty get out on that podium and tell the fuckin truth about this murderous government.
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Ben Wallace on GMB."Visas are about security screening." Well how the fuck did we end up floating in Russian money ??? Nob.
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Lord Moylan questioned my intellect for calling him a Nob. Lord Moylan when you defend Johnson and his cabal only one of us is a Nob . So I reiterate .... NOB.
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Being homeless is not a life choice Suella. Being a c*nt is.
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Why are MPs just considering releasing recordings of the whip's threats ??? Release the fucking things and let's get Johnson and his crew banged to rights.
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Zahawi "heat my stables " says "The PM feels your pain ".Nob.
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Brandon Lewis on Sky." The Prime Minister is working day and night to help the country get back to normal" For fucks sake.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Priti Patel held her seat ??? You mad fuckers.
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Zero fucks given about the platinum jubilee or Camilla. We will always be under the yoke as long as we have a royal family . Get rid of the leeches.
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Nicola Sturgeon making Johnson look like the drunken inadequate nob he is.
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I'm pretty sure most people are prepared to pay more tax to pay for the NHS, to pay for education to pay for social care, good housing ect. What I'm not prepared to do is pay for tory backhanders, planes, boats, and anything else Johnson fucking fancies.
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Prince Andrew has "Crown" Immunity "??? WTF??? I will say it again time to stop funding this over privileged family and stop tugging our forlocks at an institution that doesn't give a monkeys plonker about us yet depends on our loyalty as" subjects "
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Oliver Dowden on GMB. The quick wit and repartee of a fucking shredded wheat.
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Nigel Farage. Kemi Badenock. Suella Braverman. All over my timeline. I don't give a fuck Not even a little fuck Not even a tiny fuck. Now fuck off .
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Oh noooo. Rees Moggy gone ????? Somerset you little beauties.
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The results are in. Test and trace wasn't up to the job. We paid 37 billion pounds for a bogie. So now Serco we need to see the receipts of where every last penny went,and Dido Harding needs to do time at her majestys pleasure.
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Theresa Coffey Work and Pensions Secretary on Sky. The compassion of a fucking rattlesnake and the dress sense of Compo. Nobbette.
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Liz Truss Foreign Secretary on Sky. IQ of a fucking urine infection And twice as painful. Nobbette.
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314 deaths recorded today. Hardly a word said. So little respect. So little caring and no compassion. Fuck this government.
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If we are means testing pensioners For the winter fuel grant let's start means testing the MPs for their fuel expenditure. Greedy fuckers.
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Nadine Dorries Culture Secretary on Sky. As much culture as fucking gonorrhoea. Nobbette.
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I'm gonna drink whisky tomorrow watching the results come in. I've earmarked doubles for the very worst of them. Double doubles for Mercer. Rees-Mogg. Fabricant. So dear readers l could potentially be fucking drying out for weeks 😁😁😁😁😁
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Richard Madeley is to journalism. What Rose West is to babysitting. Fucking. Nob.
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107,000 new cases, 330 recorded deaths today, people are dying to keep that fucker Johnson in a job .
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Priti Patel."We can't have huge numbers of Ukraine Refugees for security reasons". The Russians are already here for fuck sakes. Nobbette.
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451 deaths recorded today. Fucking lousy rotten Tory bastards.
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Who in their right mind stood in a booth and put their cross next to Jacob Reese Moggs name and thought yes this is the very man for me ? FFS.
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I am losing followers on a huge scale. Many are going to other places and many have just had enough I'm going nowhere. I fought the fucking Tories on here and will continue to fight with the worst language in my vocabulary the shameless con men that they call reform. 👍👍👍
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News just in from the Churchill Project. Dominic Cummings will publish his evidence for the covid Committee. 😂😂😂😂. Hancock is fucked. 😅😅😅
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313 recorded deaths today. I don't want this cabal out.I want every last one of this corrupt government in jail and suffering the way 150,000 grieving relatives feel. Democidal bastards.
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I don't give a fuck about a anti vaxer tennis player.
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Ian Blackford SNP. You little fucking beauty.
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Johnson in PMQS "This government hates fraud"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Downing Street floodlight in the Ukraine flag colours. Yeah I remember when they were out clapping NHS staff as they quietly try to defend the NHS. Never trust a fucking Tory .
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If the state isn't responsible for our health care what the fuck have I been paying NI and tax all my life for???
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Richard Madeley take a day off from being an absolute fucking Nob.
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Jacob Rees Mogg Brexit opportunities Minister on Sky. IQ of a half eaten fucking doughnut. Nob.
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If I bought and paid for something that didn't work I'd ask for my money back. So where is our 22 billion we paid for test track and trace ? You thieving bastard's.
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So Dido is slipping off into oblivion. Before you go where is our refund for track and trace??? 37billion would do our NHS and nurses very well thank you. Lying thieving bastard.
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Sunak "The Prime Minister has had a leading role in fighting the war against Putin' 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 Nob .
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So it's now known as The Steve Bray law. Nice work Priti. Nobbette.
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Well Australia has had the last laugh they are now sending their criminals to us !!!!
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What a fucking abject apology for a human being Johnson is.
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Watching Kira Rudik Ukrainian MP on Sky. She said "l am a leader of a political party my duty is to stay with my people ." Did ya hear that Johnson ? No hiding in a fridge did he hear that Raab? et al .No fucking off on holiday when the going gets tough.
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My rules for life. 1. Never ever trust a Tory. 2. Never cross a picket line. 3. Always get your round in. 4. Drink the best whisky you can. 5. Call every Tory a Nob at least once a day. 😂😂😂😂😂🥺😂😂
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I don't know about "Boris holding his nerve"I know he is pinging every last fucking one of mine.
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Martin Lewis begging Rabb on GMB to do something for people who are struggling with energy bills. And Raab ? Not giving a fuck . Bastards.
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There is not enough vodka in the world to get my mouth anywhere near Johnson. 😅😅😅😅
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"The prime minister is safe but it will cost us the next election" The problem with that is knowing they'll be out they're going to fill their pockets and nick anything that's not nailed down . The whole lot are lying thieving corrupt bastards.
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Right wing rioters aren't patriots. They are cunts.
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It says on my bio lm sweary. If you follow me you know I'm sweary. But if you follow me and then complain I'm sweary. Just fuck off. Nob.
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Brandon Lewis Northern Ireland minister on Sky. IQ of a fucking crayon. Nob..
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Nadine Dorries has the IQ of a half eaten dunked Garibaldi.
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Social care minister Helen Whately on Sky. IQ of a can of piss And twice as fucking wet. Nobbette.
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Murdoch supposedly told Johnson he must get rid of the BBC. The BBC should expose every scandal every bit of sleaze, every rumour and name every MP that's hidden corruption behind Johnsons fuckery. They've nothing left to lose.
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Dominic Raab Deputy Prime Minister on Sky. IQ of a half eaten 1 finger of fucking twix. Nob.
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Johnny Mercer. Is a cunt. There. I've said it.
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Levelling up Secretary Michael Gove on Sky. As charismatic as a fucking tape worm. Nob.
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James Cleverly on Sky. IQ of a half eaten fucking Mars bar. Nob.
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Education Secretary Nadhim Hot horses Zahawi on Sky. Says, "The Prime Minister still cuts through to the voters" Despite losing nearly 500 conservative seats. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Nob.
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Reese - Mogg saying nothing. What a cowardly apology for a human being that streak of pish is
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Richard Madeley. If you can't say anything nice. Fuck off and be a cunt somewhere Else.
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Universal Credit claimants get worse sanctions from the DWP than Johnson has given Putin for fucks sake.
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So it's alleged that good old Laura K and Bobby P was at the Xmas parties. So far up Johnsons arse you can only see their feet.
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Raab is paid the big bucks to make those phone calls whether they make difference or not. He chose not to. Resign you arrogant lazy bastard.
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Theresa Coffey Work and Pensions Secretary on Sky. The IQ of a half eaten fucking bun. Nobbette.
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Oh ffs Helen Wateley on sky this morning. Like a rabbit caught in the headlights and the IQ of a half eaten Twix.
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Nadhim Hot horses Zahawi on Sky. The IQ of a fucking corn plaster. Nob.
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So Reese -Mogg is mulling over running for the Tory leadership. The IQ of a genital wart And half as fucking attractive. Nob.
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Foreign Secretary Liz Truss on Sky. IQ of a fucking plum. Nobbette.
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