Dr. James Wilson, M.D.
@jameswilson0822
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Head of the Oncology Department in PPTH. McGill undergrad. University of Pennsylvania and CU graduate. I blog things outside of work (& hoping to not get fired)
Princeton, NJ. He/Him. Parody
Joined April 2024
House admitted to malpractice. Not to the abuse, plus, malpractice isn't the worst people can do. (Holocaust) and much worse.
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Wife stabs me and uses me as her ashtray whenever shes angry and I walk it off like a man.
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No, I can't. I can't do anything right.
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Please never draw ever again.
Hey @GregHouse1235 ,@jameswilson0822 my friend maya drew you and wanted me to show you guys I hope you guys like it
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I am not queer. I am not queer. I am not queer. I am not queer. I am not queer. I am not queer.I am not queer. I am not queer. I am not queer. I am not queer. I am not queer. I am not queer. I am not queer.I am not queer. I. Am. Not. Queer. I AM NOT QUEER.
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Leave me in a room with these and I'll show you a real case not even House could solve.
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Good morning. Gregory House hits me with his cane and I like it.
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Whenever I'm angry I chew on this picture of House.
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Whenever House tries to hit me with his cane lol.
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This is why I regret making a social media account. You all irritate me, frankly.
look at my doctor bro im getting him pregnant π€¦ββοΈ
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Ugh, is everyone obsessed with homosexuality?.
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When I met Winona Ryder. She was so beautiful I got nervous. π
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What in the world are they serving at the hospital cafeteria????π€¦ββοΈπ€¦ββοΈπ€¦ββοΈ
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Using your skill to draw my coworker getting pregnant by me. Great. Flying cars, they said.
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Nurse, he's out again.
gggghhhhhhhggghnnnbbbbbbhjjjhgggghhhghhbbbbbhhggf.
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I'm so sorry for rolling a mediocre joint. I'm so sorry. I'm a failure and I can't do anything right.
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I lived bitch.
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Just watched Brokeback Mountain. I don't think I'm ever watching this film again.
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Greg was being mean again so I. Vaporized him.,π
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Cuddy's sitting on my lap and I'm trying my damn hardest not to get a hard-on. I'm already breaking a sweat. SOS. This car is going hot.
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Please stop emailing me this GIF and saying it's me. That doesn't even look like my room or my office.
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My favorite sex position? Anything really, I'm just happy to be involved.
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// Breaking character. I can't believe I have to say this out but obviously this is a parody account (as stated in bio.) and I'm well aware that none of what I say in this account is the actual character Wilson would say. And that goes the same for the other parody accounts. -.
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That one coworker who lowkey got killed by Obama. π.
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Autism be damned my boy can work on a stove.
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House just let out the most huge wet fart in the entire goddamn conference zoom call and left without a word I'm so fucking sick of dealing with this goddamn freak show.
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Folks my bread looks like . ,Well let's just say. ,:.My Peanits
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Too many documents to write. Bored bored bored. Im gonna go and crush my own balls with a rock live on camera.
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2025 hasn't even started yet and there's pictures of me butt ass naked on my coworker's bed going around?.
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Holy fucking fuck. That body of yours is absurd.
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Miniscule scoundrel trapped on my Christmas tree.I laugh at its tortured caterwaul. π
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I have tears in my eyes. Please give him some fish fuck.
give the baby fish he is so sad
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Not even a torture device could pull this information out of me.
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It is so good to be outside and to smell flowers ! Yes, i am a romantic boyβ€οΈ.
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I think I'm going to throw up.
i found these on google images and theyre actually sending me
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I've got that deer in me.(Bleats pathetically). (Grunts in distress).(Bleats pathetically). (Grunts in distress).(Bleats pathetically). (Grunts in distress).(Bleats pathetically). (Grunts in distress).(Bleats pathetically). (Grunts in distress).(Bleats pathetically). (Grunts in d.
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When she slobbinβ on your knobber but youβre a gangster.
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Not gonna let myself get picked on by this guy who literally finds his own cannibalistic physiatrist attractive. π€¦ββοΈ You got bigger fish to fry bucko.
I find it interesting that you people find this man attractive because he looks like heβs a who from whoville. ππ.
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This isn't a joke. There's naked pictures of me all over the internet, like what you see? I hope you do because there's plenty more where that came from. What is going on? Who is jacking off to this? It's not me. Maybe it's House. Or you. Maybe it's your family.
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βWho made this fried rice?β.The scrumptious and succulent shrimp:.
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Morning. It's Sunday. I would say happy Sunday but what the hell is the point anymore.
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Nah ted actually had us all tricked here. ted youre one naughty boy lol
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Don't ask me no stupid fucking question.
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This is delightful! I am not one deserving drawings of me but this put a smile on my face. Thank you so much. MeowπΎπ.
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I'm on that good kush and alcohol. I got some down bitches I can call.
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How life feels when you have two girlfriends that put out their cigarettes on you.
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You can't be serious.
I drew @jameswilson0822 PREGNANT because I remembered my free will. I know it's bad but I drew this in 10 minutes while I was sleepy so I'm sorryπ
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Me in front of the airplane that's about to hit the Twin Towers
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My wife. If only she'd talk to me.
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Being in an age gap relationship is really hard. I'm only 40 but House is pushing 80. Not gay though.
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Wow!So fastππ¨.
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Just paid for a hooker but didn't have sex with her. Just showed her my movie poster collection. She left before I could even talk about Alfred Hitchcock's "Frenzy".
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Bored. Reply some stuff.(Dont be inappropriate).
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Oh my gosh. This is so cute, I think I actually might cry. Thank you to whoever drew this
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Beautiful.
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MY MIND IS TELLING ME NO. BUT MY BODY. MY BODY IS TELLING ME YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BABY. I DONT WANNA HURT NOBODY. BUT THERE IS SOMETHING I MUST CONFEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAASS. To you. .
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Me.
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Spending my New Year's Eve with Amber and some champagne. π₯πΎ.
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On my rolling chair spinning around with my legs spread eagle.
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Beautiful Risings. Happy Saturday.,You are never fully dressed without a smile.π.
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