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@notcapnamerica what happens when you only read parts of the bible and not the whole thing
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@NoContextHumans “that’s above my pay grade”
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@PopCrave “she's said in interviews from prison she feels more free behind bars than she was when she was living with her mother.” saddest thing i’ve read today 😔
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@Bornakang just thinking about the therapy bills in 15 years
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@ask_aubry “How do i get his temper in control?” - by breaking up with him, for the love of christ
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@ask_aubry he can test it by using one to block his nose from leaking first i don’t see why this couldn’t work 🤷🏼‍♂️
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@PicturesFoIder it looked like he was texting it to someone tho. so someone else still has a copy..
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@patriciamou_ this post belongs on LinkedIn
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@fesshole Husband is probably thinking of a way to tell the wife that her sister works in a brothel...
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@nickhunterr @NoContextHumans what did i just watch 😂
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@NoContextHumans “That’s above my pay grade”
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@ask_aubry They raised one son to be a cheater. How is that “family first”? Clearly he was putting his pecker first…
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@PopCrave “it depends” …on WHAT? the day of the week?? 🤣
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@RefJHawk @ask_aubry try planet , not country
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@MediumSizeMeech @notcapnamerica 3 years later, he marries someone 17 years his junior. i guess the man has a "type"
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@ask_aubry The man was progressive - he loved his stilettos!
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@ask_aubry “we gave her food and water” why do ppl have children…. 😔
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@Nugjokes is just facts bro
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@FAFO_TV oh sh*t
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@NoContextHumans nice work A.I. they almost got it. Almost.
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@ask_aubry he just confessed to the whole world that “men” will lust after just about anything! a red handbag, srsly…..
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@averylazygirl @ask_aubry some people have kids for all the wrong reasons
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 poor thing is tied to a rope even when swimming
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@ask_aubry imho i don’t think she does this for attention? she does it for herself. to look good, feel good. if he likes bigger women, go date a bigger woman. don’t force someone to eat junk food and get bigger just for his fetish. so glad she’s ghosting him.
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@mattxiv looks exactly the same to me. am i missing something?
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@Rainmaker1973 i love how he’s already laughing before it’s finished 😂
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@NoContextHumans British people arguing still sounds so polite. No yelling, no guns being pulled…
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@theashrb this one joining in just coz 😂
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@ask_aubry i don’t think either gender is easier or harder to raise. Every child is different.
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@edzitron can we guess which replies were written by AI? 😄
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@ask_aubry so not once did he mention how many people HE has slept with. is that why?
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@ask_aubry so video games, that were only invented in 1958, is a “natural, base interest” for men? shouldn’t he be out hunting and gathering instead of smashing tiny buttons in mom’s basement?
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@ask_aubry “bUt wHiTe pEopLe caN’T bE dEpOrTeDddd”
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@ViralXfun love how the kid who got nothing was still smiling so big at his empty plate 😄
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@cctvidiots people publishing every minutiae of their lives. nothing is private anymore
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@ask_aubry why do they all have an issue with “hormones”? every human has hormones ffs
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@hourly_shitpost twitter in a nutshell
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@Nantanreikan i had to look it up, and now i'm even more confused
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@ask_aubry “that’s why you always see them spraying their entire body” it’s called taking a shower. he should try it some time
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@ask_aubry why can’t he take care of his own hornyness? that’s a lack of planning on his part!
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@messedupfoods how is this messed up? they taste like a cloud, super fluffy and delicious.
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@advaitisnails @ask_aubry because she has to deal with 3 kids
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@UpBeatSkeletor how to age backwards by 40 years
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@ask_aubry How To Get Your Daughter To Hate You 101
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@cctvidiots the day she finally saw she’s dating a 6-year-old…
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@fesshole the husband:
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@ask_aubry “new kick” ? it’s probably been there deep-seated for awhile now…
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@WomenPostingLs_ why would the women participate in this :(
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@ask_aubry what about other men getting attracted to men’s voices? they’re forgetting a whole subset of people exist 😂
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@ask_aubry omg! just share the food ffs!! if they get hungry again awhile later, go out and buy more food with their own money. this wasn’t even worth an AITA post 🤦🏼‍♂️
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@HumansNoContext FYI this is what Carolina Reapers look like
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@ask_aubry people get stretch marks for all kinds of reasons other than having been pregnant…
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@ask_aubry bar them from pursuing medicine, forever!
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@HumansNoContext Lol which one is the father now… 😂
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@GoddessBurstall @ask_aubry and doesn’t brush teeth unless it’s to ‘approach women’…
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@ask_aubry i never knew there are so many bitter men in this world until i started following this account 🤦🏼‍♂️
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@HumansNoContext 别怕我伤心
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@buitengebieden Every. Mother. Ever. 😂
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@fesshole The one time being dyslexic benefitted someone 😄
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@NoCapFights they deserve a bigger space
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@ask_aubry yeah and he “murders” millions of them on the daily too…
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@messedupfoods these actually taste really good. wine and cheese are also “aged” foods
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@ask_aubry does she know what she’s getting herself into… 😅
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@ask_aubry her privilege is showing.
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@notcapnamerica the staff are so blasé and calm. like “oh just another Tuesday”
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 i’ve seen enough movies to know to stay away… 😬
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@mattxiv her energy is infectious
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@m0on_struck @ask_aubry ⬆️ underrated comment
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@ask_aubry has it occurred to her that he might be gay
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@ask_aubry how did she put up with this for YEARS?? 🤢🤢
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@ask_aubry “women can’t have sex with each other” i BOL so hard 😂🤣 oh sweet summer child …
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@ask_aubry it should be illegal for men like him to use the internet
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@ask_aubry what's the diff if it's son or daughter? am i missing something?
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@OriginalTmac @ask_aubry i was also wondering what old days he was talking about…
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@ask_aubry Pro-lifer checklist: ✅ smoke while pregnant ✅ let toddler inhale second-hand smoke
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@ask_aubry a woman who calls other women “females” 🚩🚩🚩🚩
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@ask_aubry tell me you’re a deadbeat dad without telling me you’re a deadbeat dad
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@ask_aubry bro wrote a whole essay just to say he wants to have s*x with a minor 🙄
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@PopCrave i can’t imagine anyone who’s up for Grammys would behave like that. seems desperate?
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@ask_aubry in his 20s, girls in their 20s rejected him. in his 30s, girls in their 20s will still reject him. he needs to know this 😂
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@SheRatesDogs bro needs to work on his opening lines 🤦🏼‍♂️
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@ask_aubry dude should just go home and go back to sheep shearing
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@xCrossEmUpVic @AMAZlNGNATURE damn right, they’ve been living among us all along!
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@TansuYegen that sticker at the end 😂😂😂
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@ask_aubry there, fixed it.
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