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Just another car guy. Doing occasional things for Car Mechanics.

East Yorkshire
Joined February 2016
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Jake Belder
2 years
The decline of Western civilization.
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1 year
Is this not normal?
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5 years
Just because. #SAAB
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Some choices were made.
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Jake Belder
3 years
It's so true it hurts.
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Jake Belder
1 year
Hero of the day? The guy I met in town this afternoon who daily drives this GTV6.
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Jake Belder
11 months
✅ Rural ✅ Bit of land ✅ Underground garage It’s basically perfection.
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Jake Belder
2 years
Wedding cars.
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Jake Belder
1 year
Another gem in the Tuscan hills. Cosy (furnished!) house, pool, large garden with a fantastic view. And a big #WeirdCarTwitter bonus with this one, as the seller is including a Panda 4x4. £160,000.
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Jake Belder
4 years
Went for a walk and saw this.
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Jake Belder
1 year
The decline of Western civilization, part 2.
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3 years
Southern tip of Sweden. Land, garage, cosy little house. Ready for a bit of a refresh, but otherwise perfectly liveable. £63,000.
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Jake Belder
2 years
Protip: Make sure the back of your car is magnetic before buying magnetic stickers.
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Jake Belder
3 years
I’ve just stumbled across this and now I’m pretty sure it is all I will be thinking about today.
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Jake Belder
1 year
Please take a moment to admire the Czech ambassador for running a Mk1 Focus estate on diplomatic plates.
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Jake Belder
2 years
The petrol prices have not deterred the local Golf R drivers from driving like Golf R drivers.
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Jake Belder
4 years
Daydreaming again. Utterly charming little cottage, deep in the southern Swedish countryside, very close to a big lake. £38,000.
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Jake Belder
2 years
Imagine this rolling into your station. What a thing.
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Jake Belder
2 years
In non-car personal news, 11 years after arriving here, Britain has decided we can stay for good. Cannot tell you how much of a relief this is.
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Jake Belder
8 months
Ooh, the view has been upgraded!
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Jake Belder
8 months
Some choices were made.
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Jake Belder
2 years
Still think these are neat little things. Good colour, too.
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Jake Belder
2 years
Someone local has started daily driving this, and this is me tweeting my approval.
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Jake Belder
7 months
Good evening. A quiet hamlet between Rieti and L'Aquila, two bedrooms, great condition, views that will never become tiresome. £54k. 🇮🇹
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Jake Belder
1 year
Do I win motorway spot of the week, or of the year?! Noble M600 charging up the M1 earlier today.
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Jake Belder
5 years
Name a more decisive step in the wrong direction. I’ll wait.
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Jake Belder
3 years
I've got respect for all car enthusiasts. But I've got an extra bit of respect for a 70-year-old woman driving a Focus ST.
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Jake Belder
1 year
Controversial at the time, but 20 years on, it's still such an incredibly comfortable place to pass the miles. Thanks, Bangle.
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Jake Belder
3 years
So, there's this.
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Jake Belder
3 years
I love how when you attempt to drill a hole in a wall in a British house, you never know what's going to be behind it. Brick? Wood? Air? 4" thick steel? It's anybody's guess. To add to the fun, it's guaranteed to be a different material than it was 12" to the right.
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Jake Belder
2 years
Okay, you've asked for it, and some of you have guessed it already. My new car is an E60 530i. It's not the best picture, but with the weather forecast this week, I'm not going to get one. So, why did I buy this car?
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Jake Belder
5 years
Rate my winter hack.
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Jake Belder
3 years
Words that have lost all meaning: Mini.
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Jake Belder
2 years
I have arrived at Tesco at the correct time.
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Jake Belder
5 years
I’m not sure I’ve ever experienced a more entertaining 33 seconds.
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Jake Belder
2 years
Yeah, okay.
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Jake Belder
3 years
Oops. Wonder how long that's been there.
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Jake Belder
4 years
Well, somebody had to save it.
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Jake Belder
4 years
I saw a guy cleaning his street-parked Abarth 595 Competizione today, and when he stepped back to look at it, his face just lit up with pure joy and delight. It warmed my heart.
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Jake Belder
3 years
Today I spoke with a 91-year-old man who, for the last 20 years, has driven a first-gen yellow and black Smart car, and still loves it more each day.
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Jake Belder
2 years
I don’t have overly strong opinions about the EV motor in a classic car debate, but I hate this so much.
@Silodrome
Silodrome
2 years
For Sale: A Tesla Powered 1975 BMW 3.0 CSi “Batmobile” Link:
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Jake Belder
4 years
It never disappoints.
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Jake Belder
1 year
I'll always have a soft spot for an E36 M3, because this was one the cars that really got me into cars.
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Jake Belder
3 years
I love my wife. Just thought Twitter should know.
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Jake Belder
3 years
The secret to driving in Italy is to drive like an Italian. It is, perhaps oddly, far more relaxing to drive aggressively surrounded by people driving aggressively than it is to drive normally surrounded by such drivers.
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Jake Belder
2 years
Top tips from @autocar .
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Jake Belder
3 years
My commute is better than your commute.
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Jake Belder
2 years
Unexpected.
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Jake Belder
9 months
Yesterday was my birthday, and I spent it driving the Targa Florio. As birthdays go, this was pretty great.
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Jake Belder
2 years
Aisle of Aldi alert: If all you want is to simply read and clear fault codes, this is perfectly basic and will do you just fine. £16.99.
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Jake Belder
4 years
Hey BMW, if this is 'bullshit', I'm all in.
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Jake Belder
6 years
@AbbieEvansXO @hiltonholloway “Now, get into groups of four, and I’m coming round with a piece of flip-chart paper and some markers."
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Jake Belder
2 years
I know it's just a car, but I'm sad. I genuinely loved this thing. Alas, all good things must come to an end. It would have been nice if it ended closer to home, but if nothing else, I guess I’ve got a good breakdown story now. /FIN
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Jake Belder
3 years
Granted, I'm not a Land Rover man. But surely this wheel and tyre combination is rather at odds with the purpose of a Defender?
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Jake Belder
6 years
Wow, I’ve just found my ideal 550i Touring. ‘Maximum understatement’ spec. Debadged, perfect colour, trim, and wheels. Look at it! 😍
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Jake Belder
4 years
Driving through this tunnel of trees has once again increased my resolve to get a V8 so I can drive through it properly.
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Jake Belder
3 years
When you see it...
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Jake Belder
3 years
I cannot believe how many drivers make no effort to reach the speed limit by the end of the slip road. But this is just madness.
@Nick_beepbeep
The M5 roadrunner aka Captain chaos 🚛
3 years
This is my worst hate of trucking !!! Evo on the slip road no problem, I’ve seen him! Get ye foot down a touch and hit the highway ! Why ye slowing down , I can’t pull over and I won’t ! Oh well missed ye chance ! But oh wait comes in front and plays Barry big bollocks 😡
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Jake Belder
3 years
I'm sorry, what?
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Jake Belder
3 years
This is the strangest car I have owned. Never really liked it. I've kept it because it's cost me almost nothing, and just keeps working. Sitting in the background, ready when I need it. But every time I do something to it, it gets better. And now I think I may actually like it.
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Jake Belder
5 years
I used to cut grass for a living. Lines matter.
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Jake Belder
2 years
Today I have been chauffeured in a most extraordinarily equipped Evoque.
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Jake Belder
1 year
Sometimes you arrive at Sainsbury's at just the right time.
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Jake Belder
4 years
From a mechanic friend. I'm all for working on your own car. But some people really shouldn't.
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Jake Belder
2 years
Drove past my local Shell station today four times in two hours. £1.61, 1.65, 1.69, 1.71. It's just a game to them, isn't it?
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Jake Belder
3 years
Needed a confidence boost with the E39, and this has done it. Look at how that's come up. Needs a bit more work to deal with some hazing and light scratches, but for a first go, wow.
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Jake Belder
1 year
So, this is new. My words. In print. In a magazine.
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Jake Belder
4 years
£58,000. In a small village between Dijon and Colmar.
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Jake Belder
11 months
When you take the long way home just to be sure you'll be able to stop and capture the milestone.
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Jake Belder
1 year
Is this a thing Ford people will appreciate?
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Jake Belder
4 years
Absolutely brilliant. Where has this kind of common sense gone?
@BBCArchive
BBC Archive
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"Confidence and discretion and a bit of practice can work miracles." #OnThisDay 1965: Raymond Baxter demonstrated some of the techniques needed to successfully drive a Mini in the snow.
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Jake Belder
3 years
Guy in the Golf R breaking the tyres loose exiting the roundabout. Guy in the Caterham casually bimbling through town with a grin on his face. I know who the real car guy is.
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Jake Belder
3 years
Look at me home charging, just like an EV driver.
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Jake Belder
4 years
Hot take: There are no best new cars for new drivers. A first car should be something used that the driver works hard and saves and pays for themselves, and learns to look after by themselves.
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Parkers
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Just passed your test? Or looking to buy a first car for your loved one? We round up the best new cars for new drivers - that won't break the bank of mum and dad
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Jake Belder
2 years
Went for a test drive.
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Jake Belder
2 years
Best of British. Or something.
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Jake Belder
6 years
Executive life.
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Jake Belder
4 years
Oops. #Audi
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Jake Belder
3 years
"I've owned it from new," he says. "Just a 520i with 180,000 on it now, and I wouldn't have anything else."
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Jake Belder
2 years
So, this has been a difficult week. We have had to lay Larry to rest in a small village just off the A6 between Lyon and Dijon. Here follows the tale. 1/n
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Jake Belder
3 years
I have met a new car person. He stopped me when I took a picture of this and we conferred on Volvo things.
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Jake Belder
3 years
Is there any sound more embarrassing for a car enthusiast than brake squeal?
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Jake Belder
11 months
Alternative caption: "Getting stuck behind this thing chugging along at 32mph when you just want to enjoy some of the best roads in the country."
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Jake Belder
6 years
Perfection has a colour and it is this.
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Jake Belder
2 years
If you need an escape from the heat, try your local parish church. This was mine a few minutes ago. Medieval air conditioning.
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Jake Belder
3 years
Ah, British Summer Time. Also known as Work On Cars In The Evening Again Time.
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Jake Belder
6 years
One for all you Saab people.
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Jake Belder
4 years
This does not look like it has nearly 300bhp. Which is just the way I like it.
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Jake Belder
4 years
Please enjoy this photo of my C30. Which is not in my driveway. BECAUSE IT FINALLY WORKS!
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Jake Belder
3 years
Look at that. Someone put Toyota and Yahama firmly in control of our automotive future, now!
@autocar
Autocar
3 years
Toyota and Yamaha developing hydrogen-fuelled 449bhp V8
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Jake Belder
2 years
So, here is a newly minted 40-year-old man enjoying a glass of wine in Scotland.
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Jake Belder
4 years
- Open bonnet. - Rain starts falling. - Immediately lose tiny part. - Find out it costs £12 to replace. - Destroy knuckles attempting to find it. - Slam bonnet and regret all life choices.
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Jake Belder
2 years
It's funny how you can get used to seeing certain exotic cars, but the i8 still sometimes stops you in your tracks.
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Jake Belder
5 years
You really can't walk by without noticing one of these.
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Jake Belder
10 months
Narrator: "It was at this point he decided that he preferred carburetors."
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Jake Belder
8 months
Well, yes, that will certainly explain the terrifyingly loud grinding noise.
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Jake Belder
2 years
I can't fix much in this world. But I can fix the little things.
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Jake Belder
5 years
I’ve just Googled the village we’re staying in next week, and this was the first image that came up. What are the odds the main street will still look this good?
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Jake Belder
1 year
...a category that should never even be considered, because the primary function of an EV should be A-to-B transportation for people who treat cars as appliances and who therefore cannot be trusted to handle vehicles with sub-8 second 0-60 times.
@AutoTrader_UK
Auto Trader
1 year
Finish this sentence in the comments 👀⚡️
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Jake Belder
1 year
Took a leap forward in home mechanic skills today. New battery for the E60 had to be registered in the ECU (and in this case coded – long story). Booted up my ancient Windows laptop, got INPA and NCS Expert running, and in ten minutes had it all sorted.
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Jake Belder
2 years
Tractor parade in town. The first picture says it all – sheer delight!
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