The M5 roadrunner with a twist of crazy humour 🚛
@Nick_beepbeep
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Night time Terror of the tarmac, 💙💛LUFC fan, The Gers Giggles & Humour. Only my views not of my employer! Drive to thrive in life, Stay positive 🚛
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🤬 Merge in turn you fecks 🤬
I queued so can you , ye last minute lane hopping git !
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🚛 Easily avoided !!! 🚛
We do 56mph , can’t always change lanes, you are joining the flow of traffic not us !
Ease off or accelerate, why risk it for a biscuit , it’s the innocent parties that can get hurt !
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🚛 Love the job ! Hauling goods for the nation .The nights the scenery,the open road , the comfort of my own space , the music , no phone ringing , the sun rising !!! 🚛
Then along comes Barry big balls to try and put the mockers on it !
The attitude of gotta get there first !
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🚛 ITS HERE 🚛, start of the silly season, Maud & Claud off on there jolly hols, 12 month since the wobble box saw a road , hook up & go. Tyres look fine, over confident 1/2 into the journey then it happens the SHAKE RATTLE & sometimes ROLL . Just remember what’s on the Tow bar
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🚛 This is rather cool 🚛
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🚛 Feel sorry for the poor fecker !! Plus hope no one was in the portable shitter 🚛
Pick up driver reading his phone & not the road ahead ?
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“ AWARENESS”
If you drive a vehicle smaller than our Artics , please please remember we can not stop them on the spot . Here shows someone here in Devon not looking , Misjudging or not concentrating . Innocent people get hurt … please please pay attention .. all included ty
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Hi ye folks .. this is one of the best ones of brake checking , unfortunately the wagon driver gets shunted !!! MUST BE SEEN by all .. Don’t play games with us !!
Very very strong language !
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This is my worst hate of trucking !!!
Evo on the slip road no problem, I’ve seen him!
Get ye foot down a touch and hit the highway !
Why ye slowing down , I can’t pull over and I won’t !
Oh well missed ye chance ! But oh wait comes in front and plays Barry big bollocks 😡
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Where’s the police when ye need em ..
“ Don’t worry Drive we got this a-Hole for brake checking ye “
Seeing karma at last !
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Hi folks this is Barry
Aka Barry the bell end
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🚛 THATS HOW U DO IT 🚛
Now that’s what I call having a footdown Friday !
10/10 all day !!
You booooooty ❤️
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💙💛 Definitely worth a minute of your time this !
The perfect drive & dunk
#teabagchallenge
Class driving at its best
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THICK AS FECK
Just filled up with diesel after my nightshift . Walks to the counter to use my fuel card , attendant says 215 litres. A woman shouts across “ why does he get to fill up with that much when you have capped us all at £30 “
Some people honestly, words fail me !!!!
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Think roundabouts are there for a reason ?! Another dick bites the dust ! Lmfao 😂😂
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When ye know ye know .
Top drawer A+ all the way !!
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Nice to see the Highway Code working in favour of the cyclist , talk about rubbing it in , holding the car up and taking selfies. Wnker totally. Great improvement NOT !!
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Oi oi oi , excuse me
You dropped one mate !
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🚛 just an update for those that asked , of which I thank you so much 🚛
Staying in Burton Hospital acute medical unit for a minimum of 3 days damage to the left lung ffs .
Upwards n onwards , have not clocked out from work yet lmao 🤣 🚛🚛
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🚛 Is there a problem 🚛
Move the feck over boys I’m coming through !!
That’s how ye do it 👍🏻🚛
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🚛 Should always know your limits !! 🚛
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Right you lot I need ye scores 😂😂
Approach 9:0
U-turn 9:5
The flip. 10:0
Recovery & park up 9:5
Fair play to him / her 👊🏻
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💙💛💙💛💙💛💙💛💙💛💙.
Give away ....6x4 flag !!!! Winner chosen at random tues 11th at 9pm . Like , follow tag your friends
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🚛 Good morning all from Bed 3 ward 5 of Queens hospital Burton ! 🚛
( feel like a fecking radio 4 presenter)
Enjoy ye Fridays out there you awesome bunch.
Get those footdown Friday quotes out there & get home to your loved ones be it human or bottle
Safe day ahead 🚛🙏
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🚛 We are the bad ones ? 🚛
Unreal totally, one of the lads going about his business as per normal , then this crap happens !
Any wonder we lose our rag !
Just remember
WE CAN NOT STOP AS QUICKLY AS YOU ! FACT !!
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🚛💯 A day you most definitely wanna forget sharpish ! Mega oops Trailer on its knees 🚛
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😂 Dad , dad , av ye got a £1 coin I want another go please 😂
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Awesome manoeuvre Audi .. you don’t get buggered once you get done twice …
I rest my case .. class move on the right side 😂👏😂👏😂👏😂👏😂
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💙💛 One for the LEEDS lot for rub in on the way up to Brum 💛💙
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Yep that works well for me today !!
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🚛 A mega Kin hell moment .. awesome landing on top of the white car !!! 🚛
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Wouldn’t be a New year without a touch of ZULU
When ye know ye know 🚛
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🚛 Feeling like 🚛
Had an argument with a curtain strap .
Outcome fell over took the impact to the ribcage from the the kerb .
Wanna say a huge thanks to all the staff at Burton A&E . 👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻🚛🚛🚛
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🚛 Up and down Britain’s roads trying to overcome the the stupidity of other road users . Respect to all truckers whatever sizes and wheel turners also providing the nation with essentials 🚛
Feel free to join in with the Banter , shouts and total craziness, 🚛🚛🚛
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🚛 What’s not to love about Trucking , virtually no traffic awesome weather in your own zone !!🚛
Don’t like then scroll on past 👊🏻🚛👊🏻
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💙💛 shouldn’t laugh !
but i did oops 😅
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Just a gentle reminder to my fellow drivers & friends , glampers and campers will soon be upon us !! Be vigilant
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🚛 There goes Barry big balls having it large !
Bit of filler , quick touch up and couple of
@diomyx1
polishes right in no time 🚛
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This is Barry the bell ends brother
William the w
@nk
nut , you’ve probably seen them around 😂😂😂
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One of those !!
WTAF MOMENTS
Lost for words !! 🚛🚛
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KARMA AT ITS BEST !!!
After nearly causing one hell of a pile up , the Dik who overtakes this Artic , just missing one coming head on . Gets his just desserts!! This driver just keeps going , eventually gets behind the Dik , few words exchanged and the trucker takes his keys 😂
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🚛 Polite Notice 🚛
Dear Mr n Mrs car driver I like others drive a huge Artic, I sit at 56mph on a motorway, dual carriageway etc, when your coming up the slip rd don’t slow down & match my speed , put ye foot down, saves your energy sticking your finger up at me minutes later
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🚛 Evening update !!! 🚛
The X5 moron on the M42 who brake checked me as had a visit !
Let’s just say justice paid off . Wont be doing that for 2 years 😂🚛😂🚛😂
Yippeeeeee
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🚛 Designated R/Hand lane means ???
Sorry my fellow wheelturners I thought differently .. but don’t forget we are the W⚓️S In any situation 🚛
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Falmouth Delivery means , squeaky bum time .. yes I admit 2 shunts 😂😂😂
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Morning you awesome bunch ( all Inc ) you recall I introduced you to Barry the bell end & william the w
@nknut
.. so todays chap is ……..
Frank the Fecktard !!
One of a kind they are !
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Like a school report 😂
As a tendency to be easily distracted , more concentration on the matter in hand !
If you’d like to park in that driveway sir !
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🚛 Time for 1 of 5 🚛
Evening you awesome bunch , time to start the week and have a little fun on the process .
Have a great evening ahead, look after yourselves and each other please
Safe travels if your already out there 💯🙏💯🚛
Let’s get the show on the road !!
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Just love a Stobarts guy … if ye don’t succeed at first … sod it fail the delivery n move on 😂😂
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🚛 Driving at its best ❤️🚛
Does it get much better at work , suns out , blue sky , great tunes ?
Sit and stare out the window
I rest my case !!! 🚛🌹🚛🌹🚛
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Lane hopping , impatient, careless , wreckless, thoughtless
Some of the sheite we come across , but yet we are the ones who get mouthed at
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Brake checking a artic unit !!! 😡
Lunatic, wreckless , dangerous , etc etc
Wants banning from driving or towing by his balls . I’d have jumped out and made sure his next meal was through a straw 😡
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He’s. Back lol
Hellooooo everyone 💙💛
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🚛 Kin hells bells , that’s some bridge strike 🚛
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💙💛 1:38 mins of pure filth .. nerves still shot .
@luckypantsv3
enjoy bud . Cos I know I certainly did along with half of Twitter 💛💙
Unreal !!
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That’s some way to hang around !! !!! !!
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🚛 May I introduce you to
William the Wednesday whopper who comes a cropper 🚛
Gets a 9.0 for the flip
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🚛 All seems ok to start with ? Wait for it 🚛
Def a case of get ye rear in gear n get the fuk out of here !!
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Last one for today guys .. I’m gobsmacked
Who’s getting fired when he gets back !!
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🚛 Jobs a good un ? 🚛
Nope jobs fooked before they start, at times I’m lost for words honestly 😂
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Best pic of the day by a long mile !! Yippppeeee
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🚛 Driving through the countryside of Dorset & Devon is one of the best things I do , the scenery is outstanding 🚛
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From Barry big balls to Barry the Bell end !! 😂
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If Carlsberg did a footdown Friday carriageway I’d be pissed every Saturday morning
Open road , no fecktards , no wobble boxes , no driving miss daisies & no lane hoggers
Living the dream !!
🚛❤️🚛❤️🚛❤️🚛❤️🚛❤️
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🚛🚛 yesterday was sheite news today it’s a bed of Roses !!!
Our dear friend n fellow wheelturner
@dafcommander
is bk at work .. no details to explain . All il say Is a touch of grovelling in a mail !! Can’t keep a good man down ..
Thought you’d all like to know … 🚛🚛🚛
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🚛 Karma bites back 🚛
Food for thought possibly
If you’re going to play with the big boys , best get those big boy pants on !
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🚛 Just so you all know . Been reported from some douche , I’ve had enough of this shit . Deactivating from here 🚛
Grow a pair rather than go running to the Twitter police !!!!!!
See ye all next time around !!
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🚛 1 of 5 completed 🚛
Made it bk in one piece , no parts of the unit or trailer left on the M5 😂
Thanks for all the comments , was great being bk behind the wheel again .
Have a great day you absolute legends n crazy sods.
Back tonight for another go
Stay safe ! 🚛🚛🚛
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Here we are possibly a top ten candidate for Tit of the week 😂😂
Ye can’t write life honestly ..
Can’t educate pork , but heard you can cure Bacon
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🚛 Who wants it the most ?
Who’s taking the racing line ?
Obv we don’t always get on well 🚛 😂😂😂
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“ Well worth a listen “
No snow flakes in oz !
Was a prank call for fun but , the driver making a excellent point !!
V V STRONG LANGUAGE , I think some of the wheelturners out there will deffo agree with the drivers statement .
I was in stitches !!
PLEASE LISTEN 🚛🚛
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Shift 5
Morning you awesome lot , it’s silly o’clock which means , t’other half tucked up in bed . So on to work I go . Little round robin ahead . Penzance, st Austell & Okehampton. Todays task is Avoid Maud & Claud having there leisurely drive at 25mph 😂 stay safe
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💛💙 Let’s av him signed then !!! Noa Lang incoming ?? 💛💙
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Drivers required !
Previous employees need not apply , would suit ex Stobart drivers ..
Our company lives by its name ! 😂😂
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A clean cab is a happy cab in my eyes , I’ve been in some sheite holes in my time !
Sad to some but not to others !
Hope all is well wherever you are . May try out the top bunk one day
Have fun 🤩
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🚛 Blowing a hooley, will be fun on the way bk to Plymouth from Lichfield 🚛
To my fellow wheelturners if you’re out there, take care.
Don’t be a hero to a zero, get home when ye get home
The strapping n wrapping can definitely wait 😂🚛
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🚛 Shouldn’t laugh but cmon ! Once I get , but twice is a miracle 🚛
Ps don’t park there 😂
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If you’ve ever thought of lane hopping think twice , for the sake of going on to the next exit you can avoid this ! ⬇️
Remember !! Missed your exit , keep going and save the agro to all
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🚛 Time for shift 1 of 5 🚛
New week ahead , she’s all strapped & wrapped let’s start the night ahead !
Hope your Monday was a pleasant one. Anyway have a nice evening ahead whatever you’ve planned l. Look after yourselves & each other !
Enjoy 🚛🌹🚛🌹🚛
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🚛 just checking on the
Co-pilot, all seems well so let’s carry on 🚛
Quit ye snoring ffs 😂
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🚛 Little jolly into Okehampton ( dates bk to the Bronze Age ) very dappy little town . Over 60’s only 😂🚛
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Found the answer to brake checking
@HGVJoker
was this you 😂
From brake checking to breaking bones !!
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🚛 Monday vibes 🚛
Up nice n early adjusting the body clock again, ready to get back into the swing of things behind a wheel !
New depot , new work colleagues & new ventures ahead
Looking forward to being bk in the mix with you awesome & crazy legends
Gimme a truck
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“ We don’t care we’ll get you there EASYJET holiday transfers “ 😂😂
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Oh dear !
Another Merc bites the dust !!
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🚛 Kin hells bells 🚛
That’s what ye call a fuk up
Bumper to bumper ! 🙏🙏
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🚛 Here goes shift 3 🚛
In a Gas power tonight , first for everything . Let’s get this lot to Lichfield.
Upwards n onwards
Have a great night ahead
Have fun you awesome legends n the crazy sods 🚛
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🚛 Yippee shift 4 of 4 done 🚛
Awesome week completed, weather n traffic have complimented each other, that’s a v rare thing.
Anyway time to hang the keys up til Monday 7pm.
You awesome sods have a great weekend ahead. A huge thanks for all the interaction it does help . 🚛🌹🚛
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🚛 Rock n Roll Time 🚛
Lock n load now let’s hit the road . One hit to Bournemouth n back 🚛
Morning to all the early birds out there 🚛🚛🚛
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Awesome parking .. just take a 15 here 😂😂
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“HGV KARMA”
Playing chicken with an Artic , only means one thing … we don’t lose !!
Roadworks ahead , lane closure … you know the rest 😂😂
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Arrived safely at Penzance .. shook a few cobwebs off on the way down , but all good .. be safe out there , As for the caravan overtaking me on the A30 .. your a clown !! , retard ..
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Ffs 16 mins .. surprise surprise there’s no driver .. wtf … just been inside and asked him
When you’ve finished your picnic any chance of moving so I can fuel up .. Wednesdays W⚓️
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