Joe escaping with “you were sad and didn’t want to get married” meanwhile Matty is lashed over and over with “you were a drug addict and loser and ruined my reputation and SHOULD BE IN PRISON!!!!!” 😭😭😭
new swifties frothing at the mouth because all they know is a taylor that keeps her relationship so private that people don’t realize she’s in one for years….. do these images scare you? some of us lived them
We’ve reached the point where swifties aren’t even figuring stuff out with a carefully laid trail of breadcrumbs, they just start making up their own shit and Taylor says “fuck it whatever”
#he
was literally holding her hostage for 6 years but now my girl is FREE. i don’t even gaf about the relationship itself i just think taylor’s being funny as fuck right now. and i support that
The heir on Dragonstone has the better claim, but no one likes them, so you get the rise of a smug younger relative. Heir on Dragonstone overreacts, demolishes their own cause along with their rival's, everything is ruined forever
I need y’all to stop speaking about things you don’t know bc I keep hearing “folklore and evermore are better because it was all fictional! TTPD bad because personal!” I’m sorry but Taylor swift tricked you. Like Lucy holding the football for Charlie Brown
i have never seen an actor want an oscar as badly as him but he just kept getting kneecapped by historical biopics… so he finally makes his his own awards-bait biopic but fucks up and releases it the same year as the biopic to end all biopics. you just have to laugh
The teaser trailer for Bradley Cooper’s ‘MAESTRO’ starring Bradley Cooper and Carey Mulligan has been released.
In select theaters November 22 and on Netflix December 20.
One underrated element of Taylor discourse is randoms tweeting insipid criticism like “has that famous singer tried writing a good song” and the replies are just their friends shrieking “oh the swifties are gonna get you!!!” and “Dan you chose violence!”
Good morning. Can you guys make sure you include song links when you start screaming about lyrics because I literally have no fucking clue what any of you are talking about
@404paigenotfnd
and she literally lied to us and sent us on a wild goose chase for the entire weekend after we clocked it within 2 minutes. unserious woman…
My branch manager asking me “how do you feel about chicken” when I was going on lunch and my first thought is what does he know about a ttpd leak. Meanwhile it was literally just because they got me Chick-fil-A catered 😭😭😭
Taylor's people turning a casually popular star into a Kpop style mass spiritual phenomenon almost 18 years into her career is one of the greatest coups in marketing history. Books will be written about this
he went all in with that horrible antisemitic nose prosthetic for what? to sit in the dolby theatre and watch as cillian murphy says 4 words in his acceptance speech before taking the red-eye back to ireland?
What happened like four years ago that made Taylor Swift go from relatively big pop star to having the most rabidly insane fanbase on Earth almost entirely overnight?
Me listening to Taylor singing about Centennial Park and performing for people and accepting awards on stage and wanting to kill Scooter Braun and dreaming about cheating: damn. No idea who this is about
Millie Bobby Brown reveals to Glamour that she credits her feminist awakening to a visit to a psychic, who informed her that she was, in fact, a feminist.
ultimately what makes me laugh is that taylor’s dumbass would watch this video and giggle “aw they’re having such a good time!” like unfortunately this was all a directive from the Commander in Chief
Viral hate tweets with over 100k likes and negative album reviews that have less to say about the music and more about the critic’s personal opinion on Taylor…. I want you to put the word out that we back up
All these losers spent the last 24 hours crying on here about how folkmore were one offs and she’s a hack and isn’t talented… and then here comes the double album smacking them in the face to remind them that she can just make another folkmore in her sleep
swifties always in trouble for the toxic parasocial relationship allegations meanwhile the famous person in question is LIKE THIS?!? AND WE GET BLAMED!!!
@404paigenotfnd
Taylor legitimately hasn’t been this crazy in public since 2009. We’re kinda unlocking original recipes even if I hate the sequence of events that led to this happening
her team is ass because girl what do you mean you didn’t know about the litigious side of the music industry? you’ve been on disney channel since you were THIRTEEN
Olivia Rodrigo says the scrutiny she faced from legal issues with 'SOUR' didn’t make her second-guess writing 'GUTS':
"I feel like now I know so much more about the industry and I just feel … better equipped in that regard. It wasn’t something I thought about too much."
like the thing about taylor is that she genuinely loves us… and she is not a good enough actress to have carried on that facade for 17+ years. the haters will just NEVERRRRR understand
the thing you guys are missing from the chappell roan hype is that Red Wine Supernova and HOT TO GO are some of her weakest songs. I assure you you WILL get it when you listen to the rest of her album.
just realized that in the same amount of time joe jonas and sophie turner dated, got engaged, got married, had two kids, and headed for divorce, taylor and joe had their entire relationship. ijbol
if they make circle tweets public i want everybody to know i stand by whatever i said and the only reason i didn’t say it publicly was because i didn’t want you annoying bitches in my mentions
everyone's saying dear reader is the most unappreciated track on midnights so it sounds like plenty of y'all are appreciating it meanwhile LABYRINTH is paid dust daily...... ONE DAY YOU WILL ALL REALIZE
🚨| There are QR Code murals all over the world with a secret letter each to spell out the secret message from Taylor Swift! Swifties everywhere look at your buildings with huge walls! Huge walls around you have the potential to have been chosen!
#TSTTPD
You guys are already deciding your favorite songs and sorting the entire album I literally haven’t PROCESSED a single song like let’s circle back to this in 3-5 business days thank you!
The dearth of jongs makes so much sense in hindsight because my
#1
complaint on the last 3 original albums is that she was STILL singing about summer 2016 and how they got together…. Like greatest muse my ASS he clearly wasn’t holding up on that by the end of the relationship!
i know that og speak now debuted with literally 1 million pure sales like it’s not some underground indie album but frankly that album is not for the general public. it is for ME. where did you other people come from
Hmm okay, so now I’m starting to LIKE a bunch of the songs on this massive, messy, feverish Taylor Swift album… Also, she’s very funny. “We’ll tell no one except all of our friends”
TTPD has me feeling things I haven’t felt since Red because im sitting here like omgggg I need to have a whirlwind chaotic relationship with an asshole artistic type so I can cry along to the smallest man who ever lived…. NO YOU DON’T GIRL!!!!!!
i don’t want to hear any more complaints about swifties dancing in the theater. i had to deal with the woman sitting next to me changing her toddler’s DIAPER in the middle of the movie. ENOUGH!!!!!!
“but she couldn’t say this for jake gyllenhaal” that’s because jake can actually win the idgaf war…. meanwhile john mayer is getting blown to bits in the trenches
Taylor Swift on the release of ‘Speak Now’ TV before performing ‘Dear John’:
“I’m 33 years old, I don’t care about anything that happened to me when I was 19… I’m not putting this album out so you can go on the internet and defend me against someone you think I wrote a song
anyways i’ll be watching because if there’s one thing carey mulligan is gonna do it’s capital-S Serve in a role where she’s the creative genius behind the creative genius
Taylors brand of celebrity being both untouchable and girl next door needs to be studied like I don’t know anybody else who does it so successfully if at all
I genuinely can’t believe Ariana looks and sounds the way she does right now. The horrible bleached eyebrows. The way she just ditched her blaccent and her fans act like she’s always talked like this. Do they think we’re stupid
Are you ready for it? Taylor Swift is officially at Lambeau Field as the schedule goes Back to December, where the Packers are undefeated under Matt LaFleur. (Video courtesy of Brook Arnold)
Like what else DOES she have to say besides so long London. They grew apart and she wanted more from their relationship but she had to cut the cord. She’s not gonna write 20 songs about that when she’s got matty healy pretending to propose to her in her back pocket 😭
the thing is taylor’s never really had super mega famous friends like her circle has always been full of lewsers and gigi was sort of an anomaly but damn. we’re really in the trenches right now huh
Like what is mastermind doing there on the setlist that would not have been improved by yoyok taking its spot. And as a thesis statement for the eras tour it’s much better too