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@jaguarvessel

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Evie, 30s ⚢ 🌈🍖 🔞NSFW. mainly trigun 🐺🌪️ 🔁 / DMC VD 💙❤️ / FF7 / some multiship. pro-fiction/anti censorship. ship whatever you want. 日本語🆗

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@jaguarvessel
chainsaw-hands joe
8 months
@SPOUSEPOSTER @sh1ttwins none of them even look like tomboys either lol
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4 months
@baddestmamajama I would not disagree with you except for writing I’ve seen from Black women pointing out that the only time that male-female protagonist pairs do seem to end up as “just friends”” is when the woman is Black.
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@jaguarvessel
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1 year
“DNI if you consume KV/incest content” what were YOU doing at the onscreen noncon brother breeding
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1 year
the best thing about stampede vashwood is that wolfwood is half as smooth and twice as sketchy and vash is just immediately like "I need him carnally"
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@jaguarvessel
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2 years
@KristijanSlonka @ReelingThespian I’ll take “I watched the movie, but I didn’t understand a fucking minute” for 500, Larry
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@jaguarvessel
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4 months
@raynefq we should build them a statue or something
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@jaguarvessel
chainsaw-hands joe
7 months
@moniza_hossain @JosinMcQuein @TinyWriterLaura Right, so that right there is why AO3 was created. The Archive is radically anti-censorship, which includes fic you probably personally find gross.
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@jaguarvessel
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22 days
@glorymeid I believe what he said was that the fics are "quite good" actually!
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@jaguarvessel
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10 months
can’t tell if Vash is an excellent judge of character or just really wants to bang him
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🕸️🎃👻señor bleo👻🎃🕸️
10 months
"Those are the eyes of a good guy" you've known him for 3 minutes and he's done nothing but lie hide shit act secretive try to scam you pick a fight with your driver and wave around 53 different red flags Vash you're so embarrassing get up
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@jaguarvessel
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10 months
@WeirdMedieval Clicked on this to complain about AI use. You’re the greatest lol.
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@jaguarvessel
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1 year
@sigmascat fiction cannot be illegal. however you are always within your rights to dislike any kind of fiction for any or no reason and mute/block as you see fit. hope this helps
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4 months
@laika_cosmonaut @dieworkwear “Look like farts”? How old are you, 7?
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@jaguarvessel
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2 years
@mischiefanimals @TheTurksPajamas this guy’s just defeated “why” lmao
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@jaguarvessel
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2 years
@UnseenJapanSite @VarisUndead @transincountry "stop imposing queerness in Japan" wakashudo existed hundreds of years before Commodore Perry
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@jaguarvessel
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8 months
Wolfwood???
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Wanted to see what romantic things my fellow local queers were up to.
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2 years
@maskofbun Diversity Win! Protagonist Calls Trans Woman a Bitch ❤️
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1 year
@EmoStuntTwink Mr. Forced Brocon Breeding? On screen???
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9 months
@laetitiakafunda at this point I just assume this is the case with famous men tbqh
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4 years
@bizzaroren I support complaining about it on your own account
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1 year
@HaloChao_ I don’t see any chest compressions. That was a kiss
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@jaguarvessel
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1 year
don’t give me a goddamn QR code. I want a physical menu
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@jaguarvessel
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1 year
YES it sound sweet to have Wolfwood be like “I’m not afraid of you” but the thing is, he IS afraid of him, of what he is & what he can do—and he stays by his side anyway. He dies entrusting his life’s purpose, protecting the orphanage, to Vash anyway.
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⌷⌷⌷⌷⌷ hiatus
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@tenshinokorin YEA!!!!!!! THIS SHIT
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1 year
I like how Vash is exactly halfway between an Elder God and a Looney Tune
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@jaguarvessel
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8 months
@BamaExpat I think you should try harder actually
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9 months
@soggystyrofoam I’m sorry, but they won’t and they’re never gonna learn what compulsory heterosexuality means either
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@jaguarvessel
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4 years
Vergil: As my spawn— Nero: Don’t call me that. Vergil: My progeny— Nero: Absolutely not. Vergil: My seed— Nero: NO
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1 year
don’t show up to a murder mystery & be like “dni if you support fictional depictions of murder”
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1 year
roberto: I don't trust this guy ww: if you screw this up I'm gonna grind up your bones and feed them to you vash: ohhhh I can't not fuck him
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4 years
I'm begging people to appreciate how funny Vincent is. The drama. 'no I'm not a vampire I was just resting in this coffin'. "Where can I buy a cell phone?" the entirety of Dirge of Cerberus. love this goth nerd
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@jaguarvessel
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4 years
simping hard for Curious Zelda
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2 years
@budgorj1 What he fails to grasp here is that none of these statements from men to women are genuine compliments in our cultural climate, but carry a subtext of condescension and objectification.
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@_salutdamour_ Not liking it is fine. Threats & harassment are not. If you don’t wanna see something on here, the appropriate response is to mute/block.
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4 years
@KakyoinLuvsDick @VarisUndead This gave me intense flashbacks to being called a “vagina fetishist” on Tumblr
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@jaguarvessel
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8 months
Still not over Wolfwood’s stupid 🥴 face in that scene we all agree is when he realized he was in love with Vash
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@jaguarvessel
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1 year
@potato_crisp go ahead, ask him what happened to his big brother 😂
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@highslip Hey question, what do you think a bitch is
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2 years
@UnseenJapanSite @VarisUndead @transincountry this is like saying "stop imposing queerness on Greece"
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10 months
also wild to ship kniveswood with “KV DNI” in your bio as if Vash isn’t inevitably always kind of hovering in the middle of them regardless of whether or not he’s physically there
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@jaguarvessel
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4 years
The best thing AC gave us was Rufus ‘Patricide’ Shinra’s absolutely brutal “A good son would have known”
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4 years
@dekusneakers @achiuchiutrain It was the little kick that got me
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4 years
@sh1tpr1nce @bizzaroren immediately heard this aloud
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@miriam_riviera @VeronikaJade have you ever been to a library
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11 months
You don't have to LIKE the fact that Trigun has rape metaphors or Devil May Cry is full of incestuous overtones, but you don't get to call the rest of us perverts or delusional or whatever because we understand metaphor
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10 months
Vash & Wolfwood’s motel room
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Everything shower
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@pumkinet @femmehc they’re called otokoyaku if you wanna read more about the phenomenon :)
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7 months
finally a knives zine by normal people
@kniveszine
Subjugate Zine 🔪 LEFTOVER SALES!
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⋞ ⚔️ CONTRIBUTOR LINEUP ⚔️ ⋟ Introducing our incredible lineup of contributors! We’re so excited for you to see their awesome creations in our zine! Check them out in the thread below and don’t forget to give them a follow! ⬇️
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9 months
@Glitchdgalaxies @bulletcrescendo So what I’m taking away from this is you want other people to get kicked out of the zine for art they’ve made that has nothing to do with the project?
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7 months
@moniza_hossain @TinyWriterLaura I mean, technically, it was created because FFnet banned Snarry fic
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11 months
So I've been thinking about how to put this, and here's my stance: you absolutely have the right to be squicked out by anything in fiction and avoid works on that basis. But if you read/watch a piece and choose to ignore particular themes because they make you uncomfortable--
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chainsaw-hands joe
3 years
might have said this on here before but one of the best things about Vergil is that he doesn’t know what he’s doing, either. He canonically does not want to rule the world, his plan is basically 1) Achieve Power 2) sit there with power, feeling secure
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4 years
V: I’m hungry Griffin: don’t worry babe I got this *starts regurgitating fish*
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4 years
I’m still laughing about “TsengRu is Asian fetishism becuase Tseng is submissive and passive” while like 90% of us are like “Tseng pins Rufus down, consensually chokes him and fucks him senseless”
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4 years
You know what Devil May Cry 5 actually glorifies? Trauma survival. Love that shit
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1 year
@gem1ny lil bit whitewashy imo
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2 months
@philaheather people who have never had to rely on a social safety net just have this idea that there is an Organization that Fixes Problems extends to sooooo many issues tbqh
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4 years
to be fair Vergil probably smells like brimstone and gore and V probably smells like sweaty leather and various animals
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10 months
@guymrdth you sound very smug and very young
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4 years
“Vergil hates Eva” is a take that has never vibes with me and never will... a major driving force of Vergil‘s psychology is guilt for his failure to protect Eva and Dante. he’s deeply jealous of what he saw as her favoring Dante over him
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6 months
@CeramicToast Yeah, that checks out for kids whose only experience with sex is theoretical lol
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10 months
@richardsiken I think that what the quote means to a lot of people is that the grief of loss is bearable because it comes from the fact that love existed. The memory of love makes it worth enduring. Thanks for sharing your thoughts & advice on here even though people are jerks sometimes.
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4 years
the big difference between Dante and Vergil (well, one of them) is that Dante makes impulsive mistakes because he didn't think things through whereas Vergil will thoughtfully and carefully consider all of the options and then choose the absolute worst possible one
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1 year
@nya83c vash: are you here to ravish me? To take me by force?! kni: actually, I’m here for the plant vash: oh 🙁
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1 year
@MillionsCowboys this ep makes me so mad every damn time
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2 years
guy who wants to believe in human goodness x guy with a kill or be killed worldview. and they’re twins
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4 years
@racheljpierce loki if no Thors allowed... why... are you painting Thor
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4 years
profoundly fucked up that Vergil’s voice comes out of this man
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