Jade 🍪
@jadieemir
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wife, homeschool mother of 3 H💙B💙E🩷 pregnant again, consumer of too many cookies
North Dakota
Joined January 2012
S/O to my boy Spencer for letting me vent to him and for buying me pizza. That's all a girl really needs in life ☺️
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@New_E_Mom We have a saying here that goes ‘if you don’t like the weather, just give it a few minutes, it will change’ so we are pretty unpredictable but it’s been worse than usual lately. I swear they just report the current readouts and don’t know how to actually look ahead and predict
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@berrysweetmum Mine is the bathroom. That has been my line in the sand. I couldn’t stand it when I had my first baby trying to wipe with him trying to climb all over me. Nope never again too bad so sad you are going to be fine alone go ahead and cry for a few min
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Update he’s leaving like 15 minutes early and I get a shamrock shake 😋 This is your sign to shoot your shot ladies
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It was so bad. The worst part was trying to haul all the meat across the complex to the trash cans. We loaded it into garbage bags and had to use a moving dolly bc it was so heavy 💀 def looked like murderers
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I think about this every day
Pondering my orb (Rubbing my pregnant belly)
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TIL that men are injecting the pregnancy hormone along with their testosterone
Put 2 mL of bacteriostatic water into each 5000 unit vial of HCG. This gives you 2500 units per milliliter and allows you to accurately dose 250 units by simply pulling .1 ML into your insulin syringe. When reconstituting your peptides, always make it simple and use an even number of mls of reconstitution solution so that you don’t have to do math every time you go to inject.
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@michelledothsay Thank you I hope for you as well. Occasionally she will sleep through the night but we don’t do anything different so I really don’t know what to do besides wait it out at this point
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@CulturalCottage I feel like 12months is when toddlerhood starts for boys lol my almost 3 year old has seriously been a toddler for 45 years I swear
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RT @brim006: Marmarth, ND January 2024 low temp: -33 degrees F July 2024 high temp: 106 degrees F 140-150 degree annual temperature swi…
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Is this not how everyone cuts their apples? I usually do this but with vertical cuts instead of horizontal cuts on the big sides.
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@PetiteNicoco Okay I need to know if they still make Valentine’s Day boxes at school bc I distinctly remember making a very elaborate princess castle one year
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@michelledothsay This is basically exactly our schedule right now. She’s been doing this to us since 4 months old and she’s 11 months now. We are exhausted.
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@CristiTilden We have had to skip a year. We have a short growing season, we were trying to do some renovations, and we had a newborn. No way we could’ve kept a garden alive especially bc the dog likes to dig up the garden 🤦🏻♀️
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