Jade Nico🇵🇸
@jadeeatskids
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artist, barista, gardener, lifter, lover, aspiring menace // any pronouns
21,📍 duster album cover
Joined October 2019
My free workout plan is available now ;0 !
I just finished my free workout plan who’s ready for me to drop it 👀.
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Do any of yall have niche red flags that are an immediate no? I wanna hear them. Mine is if they have a lobotomy/lobotomy tools tattoo.
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I know I would be struggling to handle allat but I for sure know I could treat her better than any man ever had, has, or ever will.
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Chose the most butch outfit imaginable obviously
Just took my t shot and pregamed and now I’m off to dyke night at the gay bar… life is beautiful.
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Happy lesbian month, here are some photos from pride <3
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Muting this now, some of yall don’t know what the word niche means 😭 I was lookin for freak stuff. Reminder free free Palestine, and fuck off if ur a bigot <3.
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Only butches are allowed to wear this tee
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Fine I’ll take bait lmfao
what’s that one pic that makes you go “damn i got some big strong muscular ass arms” . (dykes only thank you).
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@thatartsyleaf If you’re over 21 and you’re asking me for my Snapchat you might as well have told me you’re three raccoons in a trench coat cause no way are you real 💀.
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Same tank and everything lol
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The person who filmed this was so drunk but we finally did it 😂
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All of the butches quote tweeting that one tweet abt ugly butches…. Just know I want you….
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Tipsy bathroom arm pics at the local jazz arts night >>
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@paymusclemommy When I was a server I had a girl say to me “you might as well bring out 20 cokes for this guy” and I did and the couple tipped me 100% on their meal LMFAO this is very dependent.
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My contribution
Dykes please respond with your favorite fits of 2024 🙂↕️.
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@rottingfeline Fully understand this one cause I had a friend who’s gf was this way and I hated hangin out w them cause I always knew I wasn’t gonna be eatin good that day lmfao.
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@ripbrennus Maybe I’m a freak but I love real piercings that you can lace real ribbon through 😔 I don’t like the tattoos of it tho lol.
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@mirabetterment Actually so true cause I did date someone who said they didn’t like music (as a whole) and that’s like my whole personality lmfaoo.
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I’m at an 8g now :)
Why does stretching your septum have to be the worst ever.
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I’ve returned to Twitter with starter locs and a new tattoo 🫡
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This is how me and my butches were acting after seeing love lies bleeding.
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Also just as a disclaimer I am not a professional or a personal trainer! This is just a compilation of what I’ve found to work great for me after 6 years in fitness! Lmk if yall have questions <3.
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@cardinalcrows I feel like this one depends on if it’s warranted. Oh we weren’t talkin about philosophy and this is the third time u brought it up? Gtfo💀.
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@TumblingFandoms Like 10 irl no joke this is very common. I live in a very heavily tattooed city.
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Wish this was me rn but with a butch and a femme.
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@HamRynn Saying they don’t like people who like country music is my red flag. There are so many different types of country music wym 😭.
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Playing a dangerous game (wearing a white tee for a closing shift)
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200+ bookmarks… sick and twisted all of you.
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Someone date me and then breakup with me so I can look like this again lol
Pro tip don’t ever get abs cause once you lose them ur gonna be dealing with that body dismorphia for the rest of yr life omg 😭😭.
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Went well 😁👍🏽
Going to a shibari figure drawing class today… wow wish me luck.
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Any oomfs wanna start a band I think a good name would be MUNA
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Unfortunately I am THE stereotype (pronouned dyke barista who plays bass, is into motorcycles, does art, and writes poetry).
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Just took my t shot and pregamed and now I’m off to dyke night at the gay bar… life is beautiful.
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Love doing these cause I look like my own boyfriend lmfao
use this as an excuse to post how you looked in 2020 vs 2024😭.
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Credentials: front desk guy told me Im getting jacked 😎
Kinda wanna make a gym TikTok account and give out free information for anyone wanting to workout……….
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Absolutely
Can u be fat and still have aura?.
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Hey quick question is like every other queer person going THROUGH IT right now??.
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Had a panic attack, turns out I just needed to read lesbian smut and smoke a cigarette lol.
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I splashed literally everyone and I’m so sorry to the girl behind me omg 😭.
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LMFAO
Oh I looked so good at the Halloween party last night I can’t wait to get pictures back.
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I lost 300 followers??? If you want me at my sexiest you also have to listen to my politics 💀.
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idk what we are even talking abt cause my eyes are up here 🤷🏽
@jadeeatskids idek what tits are like what even is that idk what this post is even talking abt what?.
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Wasn’t joking
Literally look, smell, and taste like this song rn if anyone cares
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This masc shortage is causing a societal collapse yall are feral omg😭.
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LITERALLY manifested that shit. AND I got it for free.
Need a real leather jacket so good and perfectly worn in it almost feels like denim ykwim.
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Thanks for the love on this I hope u find yourself working out in a way that suits your needs best! <3.
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January vs last week :).Same outfit, new perspective
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