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Many People Are Saying #PresidentMusk & #VicePresidentTrump Are Having Sex. I Don't Know About That (Perhaps They Are)? #TinyHands #Sex #MEGA Make Elon Go Away
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@megynkelly Fuck your prayers. Trump fired 100 FAA senior officials today and the head of the TSA last week. This is the Trump #planecrash
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@AmoneyResists Fun fact: Domestic terrorist/traitor Ashli Babbitt was cremated. She now goes by Ash Babbitt.
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The #Trump #planecrash of #AA5342 near #reagannationalairport into the #Potomac is .NOT GOOD. #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace
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@TrueFactsStated Somehow the smug, entitled look on Tiffany's plastic face bothered me the most. Eric just looked like he wanted her to hurry up so he could go eat some paste.
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We shall Fart Hard. We will Fart Harder than any Fart ever Farted in the Hardest Farts of history. #FartHard.#MAGA #MikeJohnson #HakeemJeffries #TheFive
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Where's Melania? #WhereIsMelania #BeBest #Biden2024 #PresidentialDebate #PresidentialDebate2024 #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #BidenHarris4MoreYears 🇺🇸🌊💙🇺🇸
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@MonicaCrowley He's busting his tail to try to stay out of prison. That's the reason he's running, not because he cares about America or Americans.
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#TeamPete want to share something awesome. My sister sent pics of our mutual friend Jeff meeting @PeteButtigieg for the first time at the #SteakFry. He surprised Pete by showing him his South Bend Watch Company pocket watch! Pete's reaction is priceless!
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A friend of my sister and I does photography and took these pics with his super fancy camera! They are great! Gonna share a bunch! @PeteButtigieg #IowaStateFair
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Okay, this is super close. Taken by my Mom last night before she met Pete Buttigieg! She said she was in total fangirl mode!
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@RonFilipkowski Good to know he's already laser-focused on getting those egg, gas, and grocery prices down like his voters demanded.
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@SundaeDivine I'm almost 40 and have existed in white rural Iowa for the vast majority of my life and this is 100% the truth whether they want to admit it or not. #WhiteRuralRage.
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@B52Malmet My grandfather had Parkinson's disease from his mid-30's until his death in 2008 at age 71. Gosar displays so many of the uncontrolled movements I recall my grandfather having like the head bobbing around. He also often has his hands in his pockets I suspect to hide the shaking.
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Poor Obama got seated next to crazy, drunk uncle who's has pissed and shit himself just in time for the #JimmyCarterFuneral.
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#TheClownPulledOut .DonOld's bone spurs must be acting up again. Or, maybe he's afraid to debate @VP Kamala Harris? If it's the bone spurs we can get him at chair.
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Where's Melania? #WhereIsMelania #BeBest #PresidentialDebate #PresidentialDebate2024 #Biden2024 #BidenHarris4MoreYears
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@JoJoFromJerz #Trump is 100% responsible for any and all lives lost in the #Trump #planecrash under his failed regime.
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@MeachamDr Is it of him and Lindsey Graham having sex? Many people are saying Donold and Lindsey have had relations.
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Fun fact: Domestic terrorist/traitor Ashli Babbitt was cremated. She now goes by Ash Babbitt.
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Chasten and Pete autographing pocket Constitution in IA today. Chasten's message: "I didn't write this." You are pure gold @Chas10Buttigieg!.
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@thetonymichaels "I have seen more children in a world of hurt as a consequence of their birth to people who did not want them and could not care for them that I have approved that abortion." - Ann Richards speaking sanity.
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It was such a pleasure to see Mayor Pete in the town I grew up in (Winterset, IA) tonight! We had a great, enthusiastic turnout and he was tremendous at answering our questions! Thanks @PeteButtigieg!
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@ChuckCjmmn Boebert is a few months younger than me. I graduated from high school at age 18 and college at 22 but can't imagine what it would be like to be raised by a maga insurrectionist who finally obtained their G.E.D. at age 34 prior to entering Congress. Sad for him.
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@justinbaragona If Katie Britt and Kyle Rittenhouse ever perform together it will be lit af.
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@KellDA I think the hush money was mainly because donny didn't want Stormy to share his tiny, little secret during the 2016 election.
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@mmpadellan She never has anything of actual substance to say. Totally vapid. She has clearly gotten by on good looks and nepotism her whole life.
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#TheClownPulledOut .His widdle feeties must be hurting from the bone spurs again so he can't debate @VP Kamala Harris. #TrumpIsACoward
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My only regret is that I have but one kernel to cast for @PeteButtigieg. #IowaStateFair #IACaucus #WinTheEra
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@theliamnissan She's a real wild child. Also, a Busey by marriage whether she knows it or not.
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@davematt88 I went to the border after my mother and I moved from New Jersey. I had a crush on someone right away but also encountered a bunch of bullies from a karate studio named Cobra Kai. Then I met a kindly Okinawan janitor named Miyagi who taught me karate. The rest is history.
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Obstructed view but @PeteButtigieg talking and eating a pork chop. Around this time a group of high school girls walked by and freaked out when they realized it was Pete. One of them ran up close to get a better look and said "It's like seeing Jesus!"
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@nosoup4knowles Norm got screwed by O.J.'s NBC exec pal because he refused to lay off of O.J. jokes on Weekend Update. If there's anything this last day has shown us it's a contrast in how one will be remembered for their integrity. O.J., disgraced for eternity. Norm, forever a comedy hero.
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@RBReich President Biden and the Democratic party are the only ones who want to do anything about this. The GOP ran on 'inflation' in 2022 but have spent all their time on divisive cultural issues. The last GOP House passed less legislation than any in history. The GOP does nothing.
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@adgirlMM Donny and maga are going to make JD Vance go through some things. It's just a matter of time. It's a cult and they cannibalize their own eventually. No wonder Donny rambles so much about 'the late, great Hannibal Lecter.'
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Returning inside I picked up my sign to find it signed by @PeteButtigieg! Thanks to @daliaw8 for taking the photo! I've decided to have it framed and will give to my introverted sister for being such a good sport representing @Introverts4Pete in Ankeny, IA.
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It's been a week since seeing @PeteButtigieg at Iowa State Fair and casting my kernel for him. Glad to see the results! Pretty good for a fella very few in Iowa knew about 5 or so months ago! Congrats on the strong showing @PeteButtigieg! On to the #IACaucus!.
🚨 #IowaStateFair #CastYourKernel FINAL RESULTS!.Over 65,000 kernels were cast!.🥇Biden 25% .🥈Buttigieg 18% .🥉Warren 15%.🔹Harris 11%.🔹Sanders 8%.🔹Booker 4%.🔹Klobuchar, Steyer, Gabbard 3%.🔹O’Rourke, Yang 2%.🔹Castro, Bullock, Gillibrand, Delaney, Williamson 1%.🔵 50% 🔴 50%.
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@thepopcornreel The only Katy Tur I see is when I accidentally turn it over to Nicole Wallace a bit too early. Glad Michael Steele wasn't having it.
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@RickLenzie It honestly wouldn't surprise me if sporkfoot and/or bobo think impeachment is somehow fruit-related.
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@jtylerconway One thing I loved most about those 2 on Curb was how looking at their faces you can almost see it's a game of chicken for who will make the other laugh first. This clip is a fine example among many others.
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@WeHearPodcast People who are cruel to animals will also be cruel to people. See Jeffrey Dahmer.
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