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folks,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
we did it
important and unexpected Mike Zunino Is Good update 👀
huge thank you to the great
@DaniWex
for asking him about this on
@MLBNetworkRadio
!!!
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this fit is 51% “it’s July 4th” and 49% “I struck out 12 yesterday”
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1. hell yeah Paul Sewald
2. bonus points if you can spot the current Mariner behind home plate supporting his former teammate
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Luke Raley attempting a bunt in this spot with 2 outs would be ludicrously bold even if the pitch was 92 MPH and down the middle
but to do it on 99 MPH up and in? that takes a special level of ambition and confidence that deserves even further admiration
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also you know your bunt was good when it was the definitive highlight in a game that also featured a walk-off grand slam
Luke Raley attempting a bunt in this spot with 2 outs would be ludicrously bold even if the pitch was 92 MPH and down the middle
but to do it on 99 MPH up and in? that takes a special level of ambition and confidence that deserves even further admiration
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Luis Castillo last 10 starts:
61.2 IP, 3.36 ERA, 50 H, 17 BB, 66 K, .694 OPS allowed
Mariners record in those starts: 3-7
Luke Weaver last 10 starts:
42 IP, 8.79 ERA, 65 H, 17 BB, 28 K, 1.032 OPS allowed
Reds record in those starts: 9-1
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loved this Ohtani story from Dodgers top prospect Dalton Rushing:
there was real skepticism surrounding Shohei Ohtani's bat during his first Spring Training six years ago
now he's blowing the minds of his teammates in winter workouts and on the backfields with regularity -- even as strictly a DH
new for
@YahooSports
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I, for one, am looking forward to watching some actual baseball tonight instead of watching actual people getting stupendously, laughably butthurt over my good friend Jake Mintz doing his job
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there’s no Mariners game to tweet about so I guess I’ll just use today to share some personal news 👀
@bcubed33
and I have been together for almost 9 years so this is no huge surprise to anyone that knows us but uh, hot take: it’s still pretty cool to actually finally do it 😅💍
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good morning
us now: lol Gabe who? really exciting first move, Jerry!
Gabe Speier inexplicably next August:
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stunning development: player who has hit more home runs than literally any other player over a very large sample of time hits another home run
the Mariners seem to have really uncovered this anonymous nobody with more home runs than all the other players
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Julio Rodríguez is younger than 31 of the 50 players on the Futures Game rosters
Watch the stars of tomorrow before they reach the bigs!
Here are the rosters for the 2022 Futures Game.
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update: Gabe Speier is actually just better than Josh Hader now
us now: lol Gabe who? really exciting first move, Jerry!
Gabe Speier inexplicably next August:
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I’ll give the A’s this: they are definitely the best team I’ve ever seen that lost 12 games in a row to the 2021 Seattle Mariners
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complaining about the strike zone is easily one of my least favorite things about baseball Twitter
it is exhausting & uninteresting
HOWEVER
I have never seen anything like what has happened to Julio over these first few weeks
it is absolutely surreal and infuriating to watch
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sure the Mariners lost the series to the Orioles but all I saw was the Friday blowout and then the Felix Hall of Fame induction and then nothing else after that because I was busy getting married so I’d say it was still a pretty solid weekend
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not sure if this will make Mariners fans feel better or worse but it caught my attention to see Lance go out of his way to bring the M's up
from Passan on the Astros pursuing a perfect postseason:
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this is like a Pokémon learning Tackle at Level 53
First multiyear deal Dipoto has given to a free agent hitter with the Mariners
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Julio gave the league a month and then he was like “okay, got it, I’m just gonna be one of the best players now”
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so glad the broadcast went back and showed this
Tie game.
Julio Rodríguez crushes a 117.2 mph home run -- the hardest-hit ball of his career.
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tonight's first base coach Zach Vincej was teammates with Jesse Winker on the 2015 Pensacola Blue Wahoos
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WHAT
Haha holy shit Jordan is on a plane right now he’s gonna be so confused when he lands
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at this point it's obvious the Mariners will clinch a postseason spot in a game that features a run-saving catch in LF from Jesse Winker, 8 scoreless IP from Marco Gonzales, an immaculate 9th inning by Diego Castillo (all caught by Curt Casali) and a walk-off HR by Abraham Toro
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a generational switch-hitting power/speed dynamo and Elly De La Cruz
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Julio becoming even a moderately competent defensive center fielder would have had a monumental impact on the structure of the Mariners roster for years to come but him becoming THIS good is just so ridiculous we should never take it for granted in the slightest
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May 4, 2023: Mariners release Tommy La Stella
May 5, 2023: Mariners City Connect unis on-field debut
incredible
BY FAR the most entertaining thing we’ve seen tonight. This is unreal 😂😂😂
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happy New Year from the east coast in 2022, the year in which Julio Rodríguez plays for the Seattle Mariners
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reminder that unanimous 2020 AL Rookie of the Year Kyle Lewis will play baseball tomorrow for the first place Mariners against the defending World Series champion Dodgers (who the Mariners just beat, not sure if you guys saw that but they did, they won 4-3)
okay bye ✌️😴
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sorry fellow Mariners fans, there are plenty of reasons to be angry at the Angels but Raisel Iglesias launching a bunch of sunflower seeds onto the field is not one of them. this is objectively hilarious. and whoever is responsible for this slo-mo shot deserves a thousand raises
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Cal Raleigh becoming not just reasonably productive but legitimately good from the right side is a SIGNIFICANT development
he had 7 HR vs. LHP in 242 PA before this season
he's already up to 5 HR vs. LHP in 31 PA this year
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two straight years Cal Raleigh has dramatically changed an entire franchise with a home run (or two)
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lockout status: remembering Robbie Ray is on the Mariners every few days and thinking "nice! Robbie Ray is on the Mariners"
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Q: should the Mariners decline Kyle Seager's option this winter?
A:
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update: it was amazing
Kelenic homer in Yankee Stadium this week gonna be amazing
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we’ve grown so accustomed to trades that require substantial analysis/grappling (for better or worse) that it is almost laughable how refreshing it is to see the Mariners opt for the “give good player money” strategy that elicits an uncomplicated “cool, they got better” response
BREAKING: Catcher Mitch Garver and the Seattle Mariners are in agreement on a two-year, $24 million contract, pending physical, sources tell ESPN.
Merry Christmas and happy holidays to him, Mariners fans who get to celebrate an unexpected gift and everyone else.
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Trade news, per ESPN sources:
Arizona Diamondbacks acquire third baseman Eugenio Suarez.
Seattle Mariners acquire reliever Carlos Vargas and catcher Seby Zavala.
Diamondbacks get their third baseman. Mariners move money off the books and get a live arm and backup catcher.
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omg Julio “ROOKIE MISTAKE I’LL LEARN!!!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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fool Cade once? shame on you
fool Cade twice? shame on Cade
fool Cade three times? NICE TRY THAT’S ACTUALLY A GO-AHEAD GRAND SLAM THANK YOU VERY MUCH
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HAPPY FRIDAY HARRY FORD JUST HOMERED FOR GREAT BRITAIN
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lol this part really sums the whole mess up
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Jerry signing Bryant and Story for $400M seconds before the lockout:
In addition to Kris Bryant, the Seattle Mariners are expressing interest in free-agent infielder Trevor Story, according to sources familiar with the situation. Seattle has already added Robbie Ray and Adam Frazier, but continue to seek an impact bat.
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when the blue Powerpuff Girl finally stands up for herself:
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can we just ignore the Mariners mess for a second and appreciate that Harry Ford just played 118 Minor League games (including 78 at catcher!!!) and a week later hopped on a plane to the Czech Republic to help Great Britain try to win a European Baseball Championship? what a stud
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lineups from the last time the Braves were in Seattle: August 6, 2014
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by the way Winker and Suárez are not only good baseball players but also TREMENDOUS people and personalities, just some A+++ additions from a vibes perspective
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opening my phone at intermission of The Nutcracker to see “$700 MILLION DOLLARS”
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the Cardinals have won 11 in a row and still have fewer wins than the Mariners
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fun KBO news: Shin-Soo Choo hit his 20th HR of the season today, becoming only the 2nd player in KBO to reach 20+ HR/20+ SB this season. he's 39!
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Mariners in Houston since the start of 2019:
4-26, -123 run differential
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I think Julio Rodríguez and Jarred Kelenic are going to be justtttttttttttttttttttt fine
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no clue whose kid this is but imagine how much of a flex this photo is gonna be when they grow up
"here's me as a toddler getting down at 3x Cy Young Award winner Logan Gilbert's wedding with 7x All-Star Big Dumper and 12x AL MVP Julio Rodriguez"
Cannot believe this picture of Julio and Cal from Logan’s wedding is real
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alright I’ll say it: Julio was holding this offense back
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5 years ago I was prepping to wake up at 5 AM to say goodbye to Ichiro and watch a positively hilarious collection of Mariners dominate a loaded Oakland A’s team that went on to win 97 games
things are a bit different now
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TY FRANCE HBP REEL
Austin Adams is now at 20 HBP in 45.2 IP, 1 shy of the all-time single-season record
reminder that Adams was traded to San Diego last year in the same deal that sent Ty France to Seattle; France just set the Mariners single-season franchise record for HBPs (as a hitter) with 21
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raise your hand if you didn’t even notice the Mariners passed the Rays tonight and are only 1.5 back of Toronto until now
🙋🏼♂️
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just the 2nd time all season the Braves only scored 1 run and by far new season-low for times reaching base (4; previous low was 7)
you pitch like that against Atlanta, you should win
they almost didn't
but they did
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the only thing funnier than the Mariners somehow winning that game would be them somehow winning the game that starts in less than 20 hours in a ballpark 2,400 miles away from where they are right now
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honestly shoutout to
@katienolan
’s authentic reaction in the booth here because that’s just about the noise I made. WHAT A MOMENT
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it can obviously be a bumpy ride sometimes but it’s also not that complicated: Matt Brash has some of the nastiest stuff on the planet and we should all feel very fortunate he is on the Seattle Mariners
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JP Crawford ranks among all shortstops:
2.6 fWAR (10th)
3.8 bWAR (5th)
126 OPS+ (4th)
131 wRC+ (4th)
.382 OBP (2nd)
68 BB (1st)
26 doubles (2nd)
63 runs scored (2nd)
Julio will always be the superstar but the 2023 Mariners would be in a rough place without this breakout from JP
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if your reaction to the Castillo haul is “that’s a ton to give up”:
1. yes
2. it had to be; he was the best pitcher on the market and like 10 teams wanted him
3. if they don’t give up a ton, the Mariners are the Rangers in this tweet. and think about how crappy that’d feel
Rangers were strongly in mix for Luis Castillo before the Mariners acquired him from the Reds, sources tell
@TheAthletic
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Kelenic homer in Yankee Stadium this week gonna be amazing
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wait…they’re ALLOWED to get Jeremy Peña out to end the inning before Yordan comes up and hits a soul-crushing homer? this is fantastic news
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saving my Ty France anger for if he’s somehow not named the replacement for Álvarez even though it is obvs ridiculous he did not make it in the first place
but as a wise third baseman once said: Good Vibes Only
mopped the Jays, W8, and Julio is an All-Star
that’s a good day
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3 years/$33M for this dude was really considered a salary dump lol
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haven’t had the chance to tweet about the first-place Seattle Mariners before so here we go:
wow. these first-place Seattle Mariners sure are in first place. how about that?
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and God said unto Abraham: slug for me .682 with more walks than strikeouts and the haters shall relent
Good morning! Abraham Toro is 3rd in MLB in fWAR over the last 14 days. Take your trade takes elsewhere today.
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highest OPS vs. LHPs, last three seasons (min. 250 plate appearances):
5. Aaron Judge: .993
4. Tim Anderson: .998
3. Trea Turner: 1.038
2. Teoscar Hernández (he's on the Mariners now): 1.053
1. Paul Goldschmidt: 1.174 (lol this is ridiculous)
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sweeper not a change-up but aesthetically this at-bat and swing felt like a sequel to the playoff clincher
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salary dumped that one over the LF fence for his second walk-off HR of the season
3 years/$33M for this dude was really considered a salary dump lol
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do not take for granted that our favorite baseball team is good at both the baseball and the content
this is spectacular
Can we get 150 burgers to-go, please?
We sent Ty, Cal, J.P. and Bryce to pick up In-N-Out in a golf cart... here’s how it went 🍔🍟
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don’t have many birthdays memorized but I’ll always know today is important because whenever Neftalí Feliz (another May 2 birthday) enters a LIDOM game I can count on an excited text from
@SlangsOnSports
beyond fortunate to call Sarah a friend, baseball is better because of her!
Birthdays are important!!
From your friends and some of your favorite players across MLB, happy birthday,
@SlangsonSports
!
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our favorite local pizza spot recently re-opened after being closed for months for repairs because a semi had veered off the road and plowed into the building (no one was hurt)
went back last night and well, you gotta respect the sign
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yo that win was fun but before I go to bed I gotta take another moment to appreciate that this 0.5 GB feeling right now is only possible because the 2021 Baltimore Orioles beat Chris Sale
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