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A million recurring bits I loved from Conan but as far as one-offs, I’ve never forgotten this Super Bowl preview bit.
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Virginia Tech football is cool because the whole stadium loses their shit to “Enter Sandman” and then they settle in for a 4-hour loss to the Citadel.
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Reminder of what happens when Jay Beagle picks a fight with someone in his weight class.
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Absolute legend in the Barrasso jersey responding to the Avs fan pointing at his cup champs hat by waving 5 fingers at him rip in peace bozo
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You know you’ve made it when 7 different barstool accounts steal your tweet lmao
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Free advice to the teams playing tonight - make sure to tell your goalie not to do this:
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Who scored the goal that you celebrated hardest in your life?
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Surplus value this season:
Crosby +$3m
Guentzel +$4m
Karlsson +$1m
Rust +$4.5m
Letang +$2.1m
Pettersson +$4.2m
Geno +$700K
Outperforming their contracts by $19.5m but fucking idiots say that keeping the core together was the issue, not surrounding them w literal pieces of shit.
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Phil Kessel getting off the plane looking like Alan from "The Hangover" lmfao
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Pitt AD: “Penn State doesn’t affect ticket sales at all. This is our house.”
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Rangers fans crying constantly and the series turns on an uncalled head shot on Crosby
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Jeff Carter hides from reporters all season and is magically available to tell everyone to go fuck themselves the night he scores two
Here’s Jeff Carter on the external criticism he’s faced this season.
“I couldn’t care less about what you guys write, to be completely honest.”
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I bet your captain does
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I mean the NHL just pivoted from drafting a convicted sex offender to seconds later having an organization currently under investigation for enabling a sex offender march out a bunch of women as a human shield.
It such a hard league to love.
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NHL insiders keep saying “we don’t want to speculate on the Perry situation since we don’t know all the facts” but they’ve done zero investigating/reporting on what happened. They’re either not interested or, more likely, complicit in league PR. The NHL is so diseased.
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The Penguins absolutely owe it to Crosby to bring Jake back this summer. I don’t give a fucking shit about a rebuild. Sid deserves to go out with a proper wing man.
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Nah man, we good
Acciari (undisclosed injury) and Graves (concussion) working on the ice before practice.
@SNPittsburgh
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Don’t forget that Chicago not only ignored the sexual assault of one of its own players, they provided the perpetrator opportunity to then victimize an intern and actively enabled future assaults by giving the perpetrator professional references.
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Left out the part about being banned from the German national team for being a nazi sympathizer
Former Penguins goaltender Thomas Greiss has retired following a 14-year career in the NHL.
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I would argue that Sullivan shitting the entire season down his leg until he was literally forced to stop playing the worst players on the roster is actually an indictment and not a reason to bring him back.
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Juju doing the milk crate challenge is like 9/11 for white guys in Pittsburgh over age 50
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Sure the powerplay stinks but how about we start by getting this guy some wingers with a pulse instead of writing his obituary.
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The fact that the Steelers went 8-8 with a MAGA Ken doll and some dude from Home Depot at QB is actually pretty remarkable
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Quite a run for the Penguins organization lately, between keeping a sexual assault committed by a coach quiet and potentially retaliating against a whistleblower, to using PPP funds to pay rent at the same time the billionaire majority owner was buying fucking NEVERLAND RANCH.
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Puustinen should get this framed for his living room for real
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Yes, covering the Penguins GM search is exactly like being a first responder.
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I think the usual suspects on Twitter who are telling Penguins fans they are spoiled miss the obvious context that the core of this team is still playing at a high level and the franchise has been critically mismanaged by 3 different regimes over the last 5+ years.
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When Fleury made the diving save in 2009
i've never watched a hockey game with a care about who won. i imagine watching a game 7 for your team has to be like watching uncut gems.
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Hextall extended Carter and Kapanen. Lost McCann and Tanev in the expansion process for essentially nothing and replaced them with Brock McGinn. Prioritized Teddy Blueger over ERod and Gaudreau. He completely wrecked the bottom half of the roster.
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“Got any more of them 35 year olds who can’t play? We’re in a real jam here.”
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Juuuust as I was feeling ambivalent about the Caps winning a Cup, Tom Wilson and that trash fan base brought me back to reality
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Jeff Carter, enjoy a soft pretzel from the press box tonight. You deserve it.
The Penguins have recalled forwards Vinnie Hinostroza and Radim Zohorna from the
@WBSPenguins
and re-assigned forward Corey Andonovski to WBS.
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“The Penguins are pussies and will regret not attacking Marchand” stuff is so dumb.
The Mike Sullivan era is proof that the “just play” mentality is what works best with this core group. The results are hanging in the rafters.
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It’s wild that people think Kenny didn’t get an opportunity with the Steelers.
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Recall legit debate in local media over which center the Penguins should keep back in 2012. Plenty of bozos thought Staal was the guy to keep.
Ron Cook even said “you keep Staal because he’s the type of guy who wins you cups” when Malkin had ALREADY WON THE PLAYOFF MVP AWARD.
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I don’t think Penguins fans are aware of what an absolute rat Michael Bunting is. And I mean that as a total compliment.
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I recall this
I wonder if all the Penguins fans in my mentions recall this game from October 2015 wherein Evgeni Malkin blatantly tripped Filip Forsberg, opening a clear path for Phil Kessel to score the winning goal.
I am sure they were furious at the referees that night as well!
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Would’ve kept this same energy for the Blackhawks leadership
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