John Johnson M.
@j02hn
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Joined December 2019
@weirdassfishes I think I gave my parents schizophrenia because I’d smoke all over the house and then tell them that they were imagining things when they said the house smelled like smoke.
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@prettywildmtv I feel like these videos only seem “sad” because they put violin stock music over it lololol. Watch it on mute and it’s suddenly less sad.
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@weirdassfishes My parents claim to be straight edge but both of their children have a history of addiction. See everyone lies sometimes it’s not a big deal even.
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@okimstillhungry The only thing that’s worse than a big tacky wedding is a big tacky wedding hosted by a cheap person.
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@colormetaay She’s always looking fab of course but nobody can convince me she’s ever been really into this whole first lady thing. If I were her I’d be so pissed. Like wym I have to work?? I married you for the bread. I always felt like she just wanted to stay at home and buy Birkin bags.
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@likeguyswalker Reaction content is like sub-zero content. Quite literally below the lowest denomination of content. But like the girl reacting is pretty at least.
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@colinarmis I’m sure the replies to that post will be really chill about this and not totally insufferable.
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@reverendmoney “Social experiment to expose woke culture”. Lol. It’s honestly a miracle of nature that people like this are able to formate any thoughts at all because I otherwise wouldn’t even think it’s possible.
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@NOTjmill26_ The only people that laugh louder than people with veneers are the dentists who installed them in their mouths. LOL.
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@tyler02020202 I feel like there’s an inverse to the “high school peaker” phenomena of people who can’t let go of the fact that people were meanies to them in high school and let it still drastically affect their world view. Everyone needs to let go. Grudges are heavy.
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@guess_what_mimi She’s an inspiration for all the people in this world that will just date anyone. Aka the only people left who believe in TRUE LOVE.
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@BANKRLLFREAKFCK Gay baiting is corny as hell but in their defense when I check the comments of any gay bait video. Let’s just say the gays were sunk and hooked INSTANTLY. So in a way I can’t blame them.
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@lmp3rfect Perfect example as to why I hate this therapy speak that everyone uses now. It’s nauseating and tries to intellectualize dumb behavior.
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Muslim smoothie shop employee pulled out a prayer mat and started praying in the middle of making my order. I majorly respect his vibe.
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@itzbestiebear This situation is diabolical. The least she could’ve done is make up a lie about not wanting to sell.
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@BLAMElTONYOU Every time she pretends to do a True Romance anniversary event and doesn’t an unborn baby dies. Is this what you want Charli.
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Loving this drawing that I made in 3rd grade because I was inspired by Nicki Minaj
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@souljaguac Communities are the worst thing to ever happen. They’re inescapable and always talk about something I could give less of a fuck about. They’re not even blockable which is the true issue. It’s horrendous.
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@CHEAPYXOMIAMI Suit and tie people within the music industry have quite honestly deluded themselves into thinking that they’re the stars. They need to remember they’re meant to be background workers and stay that way. Without the artists they’d be shaking a cup of change on the corner.
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@Ariellex1_ Myron Gaines’ hair plugs are squeezing his prefrontal cortex so hard that he can’t even come up with a smart and witty insult reply and that’s all he’s ever been good at anyways because listening to him talk about any slightly serious topic is nauseatingly stupefying.
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@levitatinglipa I’m just genuinely curious on what a non-black artist could do to cater directly and specifically to black audience without just coming off as corny lmao. I feel like this is an interesting thought to express with the rate that appropriation is discussed but curious to hear ideas.
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@azealiaslacewig Americans choose the most superficial and meaningless topics to hyperfocus in on to convince themselves and others that they’re truly free and that their voice really matters to anyone but themselves and those surrounding them in their bubble.
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@memeticsisyphus It’s not NOT about money but it’s about more than money if that makes sense. Clearly it’s a myriad of factors. In ways poverty is the root of the issue but it’s only one of many which is obviously why the “solutions” pushed towards solving homelessness see underwhelming success.
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@ipayfopussy Kinda clean but I feel most modern Margiela has just been dumbed down to re-referencing 5 of Martin’s old ideas over and over again. Honestly this is the state of most legacy designer brands now.
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@reverendmoney I agree but I always feel a need to defend her because she reminds me of my mom in many ways.
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@staywidow Underground rap fans like to pretend that they’re friends with the artists they listen to.
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@telecells No offense but I think everyone is thinking a bit too much about a video of people dancing at a Charli XCX concert. Yes it’s extremely rude but honestly who really gives a shit omg get over it.
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@lmp3rfect These are the same people that want us to believe they’re capable of “community” but are so slothful and greedy that the idea of sharing a personal sized pint of ice cream makes them wince as if it’s some sort of one of a kind resource.
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@hollowearthterf MAGAtards are famously vocally against young female vivaciousness until it serves their interests. Now that I think of it this is their mindset for nearly anything.
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@bigfatmoosepssy I can’t think of a store that deserves to be stolen from more. Horrible dysmorphic lighting. If they want to make us feel ugly we should make them feel broke! It’s simply the natural order of things.
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@Radfemfuture Not to rain on your parade but there’s hundreds of millions of pornographic images and videos on the internet. Restricting some sites in some states is a virtue signal that doesn’t actually do much. The more important battle to me is reconstructing how society percieves sex.
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@onlinegirlie Saying that subletting once makes you a landlord is like saying that cooking once makes you a chef I’m crying.
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@gwenisonline True lol but delving into Chinese history is so interesting. Chinese is such a hard language to pick up. There’s such linguistic nuance to the Chinese language it’s genuinely fascinating. It’s on another levl.
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@squadcero Non-white white supremacists continue to be the most pathetically hilarious group of people. All of that shit talking and they’re still never going to be a part of the team they want to be a part of so badly LOLLLLLL.
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@lizblohan Kylie was so bold and shameless in this era which is honestly what gave her star power.
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@Real_Politik101 The lack of aesthetic sensibilities one has to have to think this is good lighting or good photography. I mean I don’t know what I expected really but thought I’d let you know anyways.
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@thegrumweld It’s funny how little the “Leave the kids alone” crowd has had to say about things like this. Nobody believes anything anymore.
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@VictorMain4 @juul_survivor I feel like just being uninterested in someone isn’t an extreme enough offense to block someone’s number lmfao what.
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@anod0s @offbeatorbit Do you really think that overly clarifying a photo makes people look better and not worse or do you just like typing. It’s ok to like typing I like typing too.
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I love beverages. There’s so many of them that we have the opportunity to enjoy :).
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I’m addicted to unintentionally posing like a Sim waiting for instructions in every picture I take
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My Chanel bag that was broken for 4 months randomly turned on and started working again. Safe to say that I’m currently God’s favorite
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Snuck into Charli XCX concert for free and let’s just say it was a F word’s dream….I’m addicted to winning and getting my way.😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊.
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@lmp3rfect “Befriended” “Objectively unattractive” . Riiiiight. Right. That’s all I needed to hear. I’ve heard enough.
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List of notable FIT alumni:.- Sonja Morgan.- Me in May 2025.- Stephen A. Smith.- Shannon Clermont.
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@jde11111 @TrendingRaps It’s not always about “making it” sometimes it’s just about self expression and creating art ❤️Fame is prison🔥.
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