As part of trying to find my voice on here, I'm going to take a shot at writing some longform pieces. The first is up now: a very personal and (I hope) diverting account of my relationship and its demise. Please share and subscribe (link in thread)

I mostly don’t relate to parental anecdotes about kids asking difficult or impossible questions but my 13 year old just asked me why World War I happened 😭😭😭

2nd day hair plus texture spray is actually superior

@sabrina_fair98 it was my boss lol

@BretVDB Oh shoot I think I did acquire this midwit opinion from watching his videos a long time ago

I used to use “prot” all the time as shorthand but then I realized some people take it as a slur so now I only use it when I mean to slur, i.e., rarely

regularized past tense for cost and cast is probably just going to happen

pennies are dumb

mandarin oranges belong on pizza

@ZIssenberg Oh nice, I didn’t recognize it!

the trouble with having billionaires in the first place is you can’t realistically get rid of them if they decide to be super annoying. cancel them every which way it just doesn’t do much

In a just world Japan would refuse entry to Kanye after what he did to the Ando house

fellas I feel like it’s high time for us to admit that the ladies have been completely right about a great many things for instance having a pair of sweatpants that don’t make you look like a slob is absolutely worth $200

@j_elliot_art fool's spring but i'll take it

kanye is going to ruin autism

RT @AdsoOfBelk: In the german counterpart to Hogwarts are the houses named Goethe, Luther, Schopenhauer, and Hitler

@rk_wiggs yeah working in industry really saps all the fun out of coding. i think this is part of the reason a lot of people end up hopping jobs on some kind of cadence

salad greens: we’ve been washed three whole times literally everyone: it’s a trap it’s a trap rinse those again or you’ll die