its smee 🇬🇧
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i follow back all, especially those with a sense of humour. if you believe in chem trails, socialism or shedding please fook off now #reform
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Stop ordering everything on the chippy menu then you fat cnut
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Well considering he’s indicating and turning well before you get there, you should knobhead! But just fancied making another crying video didn’t you
So who should be giving way to who here?
This truck driver said he saw me as he was already halfway turning across
#Cycleway4
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It's my understanding from the Highway Code rule H3 that just because you're in a truck it doesn't exempt you from stopping and waiting....
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Fair fucks to this guy! Parenting done right!
Few more of these little shits need the same
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HAVE YOU HAD ENOUGH OF THE TREE HUGGING, VEGAN MUNCHING, WOKE, POLITICALLY CORRECT, NON GENDERED,OFFENDED BY EVERYTHING TYPES?
DO YOU WANT TO PUT THE GREAT BACK IN BRITAIN AND SEE COMON SENSE RETURN?
RETWEET, LIKE AND FOLLOW, LIKE MINDED NORMAL PEOPLE
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The word is MALE
Describe her in one word. And the word can’t be “gorgeous.” Be more creative.
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Went for an early morning walk stumbled across a protest , No idea what it’s for but i marched with them for 15 miles to show my solidarity
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I wouldn’t say
@andoh_adjoa
is racist. She just likes to call and Imply others are, to make her edgy. Race baiting in its finest. And nearly as bad a fake apology as
@HackneyAbbott
and I’ll keep reminding her of it until she blocks me
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Get it legalised in the Uk! So many of these protestors need a good fucking wash anyway
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And there you have it!
She’s not dead!
He’s not had an affair!
An absolute huge FUCK OFF to all you sick cretins starting rumours, spreading false info and slating a photo edit.
Grow up, apologise and learn to keep big nasty mouth shut wankers
A message from Catherine, The Princess of Wales
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These are some terribly white looking cliffs! Wouldn’t you say
@andoh_adjoa
Day six of reminding you of your race baiting, see you tomorrow
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Day 8 still no sign of the race baiting
@andoh_adjoa
or a block for me so here’s some incredibly white looking patio furniture
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Who’s joining my anti protest group ?
Retweet and follow
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carol vorderman on the one show. What a waste of money. Looked far better before, now looks like something a balloon twisters made 🎈
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What a croc of shit! Maybe the ethnic minorities don’t want to go hiking! Rather than the fucking National parks being institutionally racist! Whats racist next swans? Plastic patio furniture?
There are 15 national parks in the UK. The 10 in England cover 10% of the land area
Only 1% of visitors to UK national parks are from Black, Asian or ethnic minority backgrounds
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To be honest I’d rather wake you with Kim jong un as mayor than you for another term you self entitled prick
"You don't want to wake up on May the 3rd with a right-wing Conservative as the mayor of London."
@SadiqKhan
says that the mayoral election will be 'really tough' for Labour.
📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
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Philip Schofield, Gary Glitter and Rolf Harris walk into a bar in Dublin
Barman says
"Not Yew Tree again"
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The face of someone in agony from having their foot run over? Or a really smug “them” pulling a fast one ?
Who’s joining my anti protest group ?
Retweet and follow
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Oh shut the fuck up, you are effecting my mental health with this bollocks
Dylan Mulvaney opens up about how the anti-trans uproar over her Bud Light partnership has affected her mental health.
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Fucking state of this conspiracy theorist looney 🤯
If you think things are bad now, let me tell you, that when this Commoner becomes Queen, I predict it will be a Brutal Reign of Terror for Britons. She has no compassion for those who share her humble beginnings. She IS the reason pretty Meghan lives overseas. God help the UK
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@conartworks
Difference being what ever you call it, you will still find it in the bakery section rather in the fucking fruit and veg !
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She can’t see her toes though !
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Fuck off back under your rock arsewipe.
Princess Kate has been missing for almost 80 days. There’ve been three faked photos and millions of rumours. What are the royals covering up? Is she dead or has she downed tools? Follow
@MoatsTV
#PrincessKate
#William
#affair
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Any comment on another of your potential doctors
@GaryLineker
you big eared prick, or just gonna ignore it again lefty cockwomble
A 23-year-old asylum seeker has been convicted of raping an Exeter Uni student in her dorm after gatecrashing a party claiming to be a PhD student.
Adam Mohammed was granted final leave to remain in the UK last year, despite the fact that he was already facing this rape charge.
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This is kush!
Today he planned to have his 25th day off in two months either on protests or strikes. Kush still wonders why the waiting list is growing! Kush can now treat minor ailments in the prison showers! Well done kush
This is Kush. He is 33-year-old doctor.
Today he was planning to quietly hold a sign saying JUST STOP OIL, whilst in the crowd for the Coronation. He was arrested along with 20 others.
Free speech is a core British value – and we have just lost it.
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@y_alibhai
They didn’t put fairy lights on a fucking spruce tree when he was born either Yasmin! But we quite enjoy things that have become part of tradition! Like you being a Cnut
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Bloody hell mate are you alright following the near miss????
Like the time I nearly crashed into the end of a fucking rainbow !
Lucky I wasn't closer to this junction.
This van driver flew through the stop sign and didn't even look left or right!
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Fuck it I’m going to spend this weekend being British working-class and patriotic while ignoring the unprecedented leftist-liberal onslaught of snobbery, smugness & condescension.
God Save The King. 🇬🇧👑🍺
Retweet and follow if you agree
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The year is 2027 and Carol vorderman is still having work done
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Lock him up then!
And then let’s find out what else he knew
@piersmorgan
Piers Morgan knew that illegal phone hacking was behind stories while he was editor of the Mirror. The Mirror apologized in court today for illegal phone hacking and said Prince Harry deserves compensation from them.
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Just fucking get off walk around it and get on with your day you absolute pleb !
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@n00dles71
@LondonFire
You could see him turning from half a mile away! You tap the brakes and get on with your day you bellend!
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@mrdanwalker
If an 11 year old stabbed one of your children would you have wanted the police to taser them first to prevent it?
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Ohhh shut up you tart. You’re only famous for getting your fanny out for a fiver!
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@GaryLineker
When your country is plagued by rapists and knife crime, it’s not particularly sagacious to allow a load of rapists and criminals in unchecked on small boats
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@YvetteCooperMP
You think anyone will want to join the police? When everyone above them sides with the violent criminals rather than supporting their officers! Joke!
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@PencilCraftsman
Because a Labour one has left you in such a great position! Worse nhs list, worst unemployment, most debt per council!
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Wait till he fucking finds out Christopher reeve isn’t from fucking Krypton!
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Yeah who knew mortgage rates would go up, and not remain at a record low for ever and ever! Didn’t hear you calling for riots when pensioners lost their saving rates they were living off for 10 years
I dont understand why people arent rioting about mortgage rates? How can people cope when a £400 pcm mortgage rockets to £1,600?
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@SocialistNHS
You could give every penny the royal estate earns to the nhs, and you lefty pillocks would still spunk the lot on diversity managers, carbon neutral directors and lgbt flags
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@AlwayKathr61872
Not a fucking chance that was born in 1982 ! Oldest looking fucking 42 year old I’ve seen ! 1962 maybe
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Serves him right
TERMINATED: Starbucks tell me the violent trans employee seen in this clip from April 30 in Southampton has been SACKED.
Starbucks told me: "We do not tolerate that kind of behaviour. We are very sorry for the experience this customer had."
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Oi big ears
@GaryLineker
what’s your take on the refugees you love so much stabbing kids ! Happy to take this guy in are you? Of course not because you are safe with your millions in your ivory tower, while innocent kids die
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@justsandiesmith
That’s not a protest sandie! That’s what non terrorist sympathising antisemitic wronguns like to call a fucking walk !
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@jeremycorbyn
Says the man who went to ira funerals and invited Hamas and Hezbollah for afternoon tea
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@VodkaMuse
Dear women
please put the toilet seat up when you’re finished in a unisex bathroom
Signed every man
You moaning Cnut
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@Was_Sgt__S
Without making them wear helmets as well. Mum says she blames the police for his death, video clearly shows the complete opposite and in fact they were first on scene offering first aid. Parents need to look closer to home
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Clearly she’s got to the age where she just loves being manhandled and cuffed.
Greta Thunberg was detained by police in The Hague, Netherlands.
Does she still have your support?
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YES ! 💯 final answer! Harry Potter in a wig after a night on the coke
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@omid9
Just don’t watch it omid! No one is fucking forcing you! Many do enjoy it. I don’t find you funny in the slightest, so I don’t watch you.
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@carlafrancome
That’s fuck all to do with Tory rule! That because silly twats like you will pay it !
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@SandraDunn1955
@AngelaRayner
@carolvorders
Hahaha. Ones full of shit the other is full of Botox. Both been rattled more often than banksy’s spray can
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