Kelakar. Lelaki kelakar ni senang masuk dengan family mertua apatah lagi family sendiri. Kerja penat balik rumah tak stress sebab senang terhibur. Tapi kelakar berduit. Kalau kelakar takde duit aku pun taknak ketawa.
How a kid made my day in the lift today
The kid: "cantiknya"
Me: *smile*
The kid: "macam babi"
Another kid: "weh kau ni"
The kid: "aku cakap macam barbie!"
Ngl i also thought she said babi but betul je dia cakap barbie whhdjsbdjs
Pape jelah. Yang penting cikgu mana yang buat fake account and hire prefects to do the same thing and stalk other students punya social media yall are so sick.. the obsession??? Benda luar skolah sibuk kecoh kat bilik guru lol
Pls always sanitize your parcel, the easiest way is by using electronic sanitizer spray/gun, we never know posmen tu sihat or positive covid pergi rumah ke rumah lagi, parcels kat transit and warehouse etc. Sanitize your hands after receiving parcels too.
As much as i hate online classes tak pernah lagi la me and also my classmates rude sampai macam ni skali, sampai lecturer kena call sorang sorang but yall switched off the phone??? Harap spm tak flop la
Why do men assume girls' love language; receiving gifts is considered materialistic??? We dont care if yall buy rm2 hair clips, some rm1 chunky rings, rm4 cute socks all from shopee and snacks and handmade stuff or love letters or yalls clothes..
Rasanya menteri pun kena pergi kem kepimpinan la before pegang jawatan, jangan lupa pasang lagu gemuruh by faizal tahir nyanyi ramai ramai, pastu buat ombak. Kalau nak fasi, roger.
Imagine having a curvy body, thicc ass, big b**bs, clear skin, long legs, bitchy face, pretty long nails, full lips, pointed nose, eyelash extensions, flat tummy and million money..... 😔
Love how korea always ketengahkan their own culture or tradition in movies or drama. Dari food, games and moreee. Plus, tak pernah lagi tengok any scene in kdrama/movie yang tak logic contohnya scene dalam hospital. Kat malaysia dah intubated pun boleh bercakap shshhs
Dia cam we're not asking u to choose cs we actually dah ada satu yang kita suka but just asking and hoping tht u will choose the same thing so baru rasa cam convinced gitu
Boleh tak lelaki jadi kejam sikit bila ada betina nak try menyundal, menggedik or merenyam ni like reply jela "amende babi?" or at least lah "diam boleh tak si gedik?" cs cam WHY NOT?? Bagiiii je dia rasa kena setepek baru sedar diri
[CC] ada perempuan dok calling my husband as my love. husband i pun dah tegur dia, cakap dia uncomfortable with her calling him that since we’re married now.
and her response is just “ala chill lah ive been calling you since before you kahwin and i was just joking, bukannya
Neelofa is in the spotlight again.
I saw people questioning her for "still drawing attention", that wearing niqab is "pointless".
If you think that she should act in certain ways for wearing the niqab, then you're no different from the people who judge women by what they wear.
Teringin nak tengok girlfriend pakai pink pink sikit jadi buat la surprise bagi abaya baru heeee 🥰🥰
Comelnya makwe pakai abaya baru ni!!!! 😚😚😚❤️❤️❤️🤤🤤🤤
Moving on from someone who has been together with u for such a long time is really hard to do. Some of the feelings are still left inside, those memories. And it makes u look dumb for turning back to the same person who hurt u for thousand times. I truly understand that.
My dad is the cutest. Tiap kali makan lauk ikan he'll say "baik baik makan ada tulang" i mean he hs been reminding me since i dah reti makan sendiri pakai tangan when my mom dont hv to feed me and until now he'll remind me the same thing hm i dont deserve u :/
Imagine being a full time housewife with my husband's credit card in my pocket driving this car to pilates classes everyday and bought some fresh flowers before going back home LOVE LOVEEEE thattt stay in my dreams☺️🫶🏻
The reason why sign language should be compulsory in school, and, have some empathy towards disable people, theyre human too. It costs u $0 to be nice to people and be kind, always. Plus, i hope all drive thru fast food in malaysia do something abt this, at least find a way.
Normalise saying sorry to fix the situation. Normalise apologizing to each other instead of feeding your ego cs thats better than thinking tht ure not guilty at all.
For the 20th times my mom told me 'cari pasangan betul betul, yang hormat ibubapa, yang belajar sama tinggi atau lebih dari kita, tak kaya takpa asalkan tak kedekut, paling penting.. yang jaga solat' but i keep on asking myself 'orang kata jodoh cerminan diri kita'
Why eh girls freehair yang try pakai tudung for any events even tho baru try pakai sekali they look so beautiful im just impressed looking at you guys. Ill pray hope one day yall terbuka hati nak berhijab terus inshaAllah sokay dear it takes time💕😭😍
Imagine asking people to stop posting freehair pics/videos on close friends list because your boyfriend is gonna see it??? Gurlie your boyfriend is the problem.
I hate the moment on every first syawal when it comes to the salam bersalaman n minta maaf session with my parents cs ill cry on the spot before i even start to apologise then sengeh sengeh just to cover up mata berkaca tu cs i know ive done tonne of sins towards them :(
Having a deep conversation, talk about the future, share about the whole day, ranting about something, annoy your partner, yall wont get bored nor feel sleepy yall just hv to end the call cs yall afraid that mom would wake up at 5am and see yall still awake
I always wonder abt this. What if this happens to me? What would be my spouse's reaction? And it has to be the right person to gv supports and motivation, bukannya yang still nak fikir tetek cantik ke tak just to fulfil his lust and desire, and then leave.
Lah we all vaccinated people yang susah payah register vaccine, drive gerak ppv, beratur kat ppv, hadap side effects vaccine, korang duduk rumah jadi antivax taknak vaccine pastu kata tak fair tak dapat privilege.
Kenapa tengok perempuan lain pakai tudung colour apa pun match pakai la colour oren ke kuning ke neon ke putih ke still lawa while me macam black and brown cream je the only colour yang sesuai dengan kulit omg 😭😭😭
Dulu tu tahun bila bang? Expenses berapa? Dulu ada covid ek? Stop la compare "dulu" and sekarang cs totally not same especially during this pandemic. If sorang student speaks up abt hak to get bantuan, it's not only for her/him but for all students incl yang tak mampu.
@shashuhuhu
Kita pun student dulu. Ada cari alternatif lain. Lagila Kita Ptptn pun tak dapat. Nak duit kita buat part time. Boleh la beli itu ini. Takkan nak minta kat government masuk duit tiap’2 bulan 😘. Mak bapak pun top up la sikit, anak nak belajar kan.
I love surprise! Especially bila terlelap tunggu someone and suddenly dia call kejutkan just bcs he wanted to hv a short conversation before tidur. Tu pun surprise jugak😭
Enjoy hari hari bergelar 'lepasan spm' sebelum masuk Uni nak hadap orientasi nak bangun pepagi nak pegi kelas nak cari kawan baru nak jawab quiz nak buat assigments nak exam nak study nak hadap poket kosong and so on. Allahu.
Can yall pls stop making fun of someone's insecurity :((( thats not okay :((( i remember the night i cried when i read someone said shit abt my eczema scars and my teeth.
Im super clingy, i love and need your attention, im fckn complicated, i wanna be with you for the whole day, im totally annoying for almost 24/7 and so on. I just hope that you'll always stay. Thats it.