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@itsnotcarlo

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outsider, bystander, neighbor, passer-by, one of the crowd, walang background story at hindi tinatanong ng favorite color

Bacoor, Calabarzon
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@itsnotcarlo
caloy with a k
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yup i got so much drama in me that only twitter gets to see
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@itsnotcarlo
caloy with a k
1 year
one time bumisita ako sa bahay ng ex ko sa davao then we had sex tapos habang finufuck nya ako sabi ko mag dirty talk sya then sabi nya "gusto mo yan? uuwi ka na lang papakantot ka pa ha?" tapos nag away kame kasi naoffend ako pota hahahahahahahha ambobo as an immature
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@itsnotcarlo
caloy with a k
4 years
@asteria__sighs @siomaos they have a wide following because theyre celebs. diba yun naman ang hinihingi natin sa kanila? ang gamitin ang platform and influence na meron sila to the good of everyone? she's there actively using hers, anong problema?
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@itsnotcarlo
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1 year
sa sobrang inet napahubad si sir
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@itsnotcarlo
caloy with a k
4 years
@_IVLone @DarbzPlayallday @Baby_ScottBlack @Mnlhorra @ThisIsA__ your life must be very sad to call an aspiring young artist a bitch
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@itsnotcarlo
caloy with a k
3 months
@ITSYABOISATANAS puro "nanay mo pa rin yan" but never "anak mo pa rin yan"
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@itsnotcarlo
caloy with a k
4 years
if its not bonggang cheese, i dont want it. Eden who?
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@itsnotcarlo
caloy with a k
5 years
@kmivn_ @vicegandako biglang tutulungan nya yan, bibigyan ng pera or what para ma redeem ang sarili. tapos with cameras.
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@itsnotcarlo
caloy with a k
5 months
life update~
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@itsnotcarlo
caloy with a k
4 years
@buknoyglamurrrr mars, never ka naman natuto. ngayon, binabaling mo nalang ang atensyon ng tao sa "pagkakamali" ng iba para kunware, hindi lang ikaw ang mali. mars ano ba yan ugaling trash kalerks
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4 years
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@itsnotcarlo
caloy with a k
2 years
@chemistdrink012 @minettems8 @imchristan he asked for her time. she was just minding her own business. she couldve used that day for laundry and other things but she didnt. common courtesy to pay for the meal if youre the one who asked for it.
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@itsnotcarlo
caloy with a k
2 years
sabak daddy bi
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@itsnotcarlo
caloy with a k
2 years
hi babe good morninggg
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@itsnotcarlo
caloy with a k
5 years
@huhsmile do you have a Facebook post of this? I'd like my ignorant friends and family to see this.
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@itsnotcarlo
caloy with a k
2 years
my take on dating closeted guys: as much as possible, i wont. u go ahead date closeted guys, but i wont. true naman na lahat tayo may kanya kanyang baggages, pero their baggages are the ones i cant carry. ive been in that kind of relationship and it left me in a trauma.
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@itsnotcarlo
caloy with a k
4 years
@tagaislah tapos si manny, gagawan ng netflix series eh yung mga kabutihang napulot nya tinapon din nya
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@itsnotcarlo
caloy with a k
4 years
@sethslmn we need an update on this. hahah
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@itsnotcarlo
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@pinoy_reaction Men trying so hard to please other men ampota
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@itsnotcarlo
caloy with a k
2 years
@chemistdrink012 @minettems8 @imchristan free meal? its interesting how your mind works.
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@itsnotcarlo
caloy with a k
5 years
@ShadyDitoy UNBELIEVABLE. Some people here hates body shaming, but look at what you're doing. Wow. SEXY IS NOT EQUAL TO BODY SIZE. SEXY IS NOT EQUAL TO MUSCLES OR MEAT. SEXY IS AN ATTITUDE. AN ENERGY. AN AURA. body shaming is not sexy.
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@itsnotcarlo
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3 years
@thepigprint pag tinawag mong pal ang tindera ng canteen namen, matatapos nalang ang recess hindi ka nyan pagbibilhan hahaha
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@itsnotcarlo
caloy with a k
3 years
@Itssassagurl go mima mong busog hahah gaguka ph star
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@itsnotcarlo
caloy with a k
4 years
@marvinvj02 @KenjPgdnsln let the person grieve Marvin. we all have different ways to cope. sana bigyan ka ni Lorde ng maraming wisdom. mukhang kapos na kapos ka sa department na yun e.
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@itsnotcarlo
caloy with a k
1 year
@scorsaguin Pauleen Luna and Vic Sotto? ems
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@itsnotcarlo
caloy with a k
5 years
@alphonsusgerald @jacobllns but do you know Marilawin? HAHAHA
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@itsnotcarlo
caloy with a k
4 years
@markgeronimo_ its the makakatulongtalagatosatinglahat for me. shuta ka teh, ano changed person ka na ba pag uwi mo ha
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@itsnotcarlo
caloy with a k
4 years
@Apostoool EH YUNG MGA HINULI NGA NUNG CURFEW, BINIGYAN NILA NG LUGAW.
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@itsnotcarlo
caloy with a k
1 year
nung mga unang episode, hindi ko talaga bet si @itsmekatkat kasi ang unnecessarily shady nya. naiirita ako hahah pero ngayon im seeing her humanity at kung paano nya tinetake with maturity ung mga sitwasyon. totoo ung "subukang kilalanin and youll love katkat forever" i luv herr
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@itsnotcarlo
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1 year
so i showed my jowa the photos i post on here sa priv and he just said "nagpopost ka ng ganyan? tcher ka pa naman"
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@itsnotcarlo
caloy with a k
3 years
@rigovillacorta ako nagteacher lang ako para may bitbit akong gifts sa teachers day at pasko
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@itsnotcarlo
caloy with a k
4 years
@EstuitaLenie @theninaellaine wala naman talagang maganda sa gobyerno eh. lipat kanalang sa mga lipsticks na nagpapatse patse girl.
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@itsnotcarlo
caloy with a k
4 years
@ItsACsLife PERO ANG MGA FRONTLINERS SA PRIVATE, BINIGYAN LANG NILA NG 24H PARA MAKAPAGPASA NG REQUIREMENTS PARA SA HAZARD PAY. SHUTAAAA
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@itsnotcarlo
caloy with a k
2 years
hi babe!
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4 years
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@itsnotcarlo
caloy with a k
2 years
@blanded_ they're friends. ofcourse may mga kwento si vhong sa kanila na paniniwalaan nila. after all, hindi naman nila kaibigan yung ibang mga involved. so i guess as long as walang strong, tangible and undeniable evidence, kay vhong sila maniniwala syempre. si vhong ang friend nila e
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caloy with a k
2 years
@kxkxk__ ezra miller was their baron geisler
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@itsnotcarlo
caloy with a k
2 years
papasa bang candy cutie charot
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@itsnotcarlo
caloy with a k
4 years
@kyliedelmundo @macoydubs1 i knowww. like duhhh???? check your Hekasi books???
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@itsnotcarlo
caloy with a k
4 years
@rempea29 @rodmagaru sino si toto hahahaha ano nangyari kay vincent
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@itsnotcarlo
caloy with a k
1 year
is it really cuddles kung di mo hahawakan ang tite
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@itsnotcarlo
caloy with a k
9 months
@santiobcena Not a song pero yung "ay barbie sabi ko na" i literally had to explain to my Grade 3 class how thats offensive and just puts the people who like barbies regardless of gender orientation in an insulting light.
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@itsnotcarlo
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8 days
@macabey0nce not ur story but these are real stories from real people that they want to highlight. if it doesnt resonate with u, its fine.
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@itsnotcarlo
caloy with a k
4 years
@marvsfojas MAYBE BECAUSE THEY'RE INFLUENCERS AND THEIR COMMUNITY EXPECTS THEM TO TALK ABOUT IT. THEY HAVE A BIG REACH DIBA, SO THEIR VOICE MATTERS. ALSO, HINDI NAMAN NA PRIVATE ISSUE YUNG KAY BUKNOY. EVERYONE KNOWS ITS BUKNOY. HINDI KO LANG ALAM ABOUT MONETIZATION.
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caloy with a k
3 years
@bimbyboi @KorekKaJohn @vicegandako So inamin nya na troll sya no
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@itsnotcarlo
caloy with a k
1 year
might as well
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Twitter/X will remove Circles by October 31st.
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@itsnotcarlo
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4 years
MARS ANG GALING NI MAINE DITO PRAMIIISSSSSSS Binayaran ko pa to sa iWantTV dati mapanood lang hahah tapos ngayon nasa Netflix na syaaa congrats @Black_SheepPH 🤍
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Totoo na talaga to!! Stream Isa Pa With Feelingszt on Netflix tomorrow!!! ♥️
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4 years
@Axx_Og @by_kriti she literally said "stop being poor"
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@itsnotcarlo
caloy with a k
1 year
pawis yern
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soft looking guys pero hard fucker type of boyfriend >>>
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@itsnotcarlo
caloy with a k
2 years
pacute pacute lang pero tigas tt na yan char
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@itsnotcarlo
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2 years
2023 is the year we quit trying to fit into a world that would never fit us
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@itsnotcarlo
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@nicoquejano Very common kasi yung mother, sobrang lenient sa mga anak na lalaki. ipagluluto, ipaghahain tapos pwede lahat etc tapos sa anak na babae, ieexpect tumulong sa gawaing bahay haha kaya pagdating ng time na may asawa na ang lalaki at hindi kagaya ng nanay nila ang girl, nagloloko.
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@itsnotcarlo
caloy with a k
1 year
hi sir
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@itsnotcarlo
caloy with a k
2 years
i wanna go outttt. take me out 🙏🏼
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@itsnotcarlo
caloy with a k
4 years
@iamrodafrog madami syang sinabing points especially about how it was the adults' fault to cast a minor for this story. if your only takeaway is about awra and batang poz, anong reading compre yan ha
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@itsnotcarlo
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11 months
hi~
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@itsnotcarlo
caloy with a k
5 years
@jjcdizon hindi naman basura yung corned beef nila. hahaha yan lang afford namin hihi pangit lang talaga marketing nila. pawitty nga pero kinapos pa rin. its a NO for me.
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@itsnotcarlo
caloy with a k
3 years
@KaraTaggaoa strat nila yan to know kung single ka or what.
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@itsnotcarlo
caloy with a k
2 years
kanino ka lang?
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@itsnotcarlo
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3 years
@natcher_ramon @Itssassagurl nasan na si miyako? chariz
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@itsnotcarlo
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2 years
oh hi
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@itsnotcarlo
caloy with a k
4 years
@vashteks its 2020. arent we all about "LET PEOPLE WEAR WHATEVER THEY WANT TO WEAR"? so whats your shit really?
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@itsnotcarlo
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5 months
need lambing
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@itsnotcarlo
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4 years
@SinHurtsUs @shanaquiapo okayy, 50 year old Christian, husband, father.
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@itsnotcarlo
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When I turned 25, sabi ko ang tanda ko na pero parang walang nangyayari sa life ko so I said by the age of 30, I want to be happy whatever that means. Now at 29, I have my own house and I am now a Learning Area coordinator. Akalain mo nga naman 🩷
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5 years
@LukeTheGoldfish @huhsmile which is why we should try harder. ❤️
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@itsnotcarlo
caloy with a k
4 years
@luzideon @MercadoJen aw sayang naman. naku ano kayang pwedeng gawin ni jen para ma win back ka lang? chura nito. special ka manang? neknek mo.
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2 years
@nikowl POV: pinagalitan sya ng nanay nya at pinagsagot ng modules bilang parusa
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@itsnotcarlo
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2 years
idk what i ate that day
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I know y’all have at least one picture👀
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@itsnotcarlo
caloy with a k
4 years
@lunadelasalas @angelicaljm_ victim blaming pa rin tayo? kasalanan pa rin ni bb gorl na juts ang utak nung lalaki? seryoso kaba jan lunadelasalas
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@itsnotcarlo
caloy with a k
1 year
tried dancing on Tiktok. kakafocus sa steps ganyan na yung itsura ng pes haha
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1 year
sino bagong gupet 🥞
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@itsnotcarlo
caloy with a k
4 years
@marcus_pitstop @AltABSCBN i think mas madaming magcocomment ng "ay ang cute" ibabalita pa yan with headlines "kpop idols kumanta ng filipino songs" of course "fiLiPiNø pRiDe"
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it left me questioning a lot of things about myself, and now, i just want to be out and proud. my love is loud, and it pains me to have to conceal it. i understand that coming out is not the same for everyone, and its hard and unsafe for some. ive been there too.
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@jaja_colby I luv thissss pero grabe naman ung cameraman makazoom habang nag uugly cry ang tao hahahahah
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@KhiannaWithAK Not beating the doing the most allegations behhh hahahah
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2 years
@hulingelbimby Mcdo fries bye
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@itsnotcarlo
caloy with a k
4 years
@_mrtnvldz theyre just uneducated. society has nurtured people to think like that. yon ang sabi ng lipunang kinalakihan nya eh. lalo na sa mga less privileged na area like the one i grew up in. mga tao samin ganyan mag isip. kaya as a young gay kid, ganyan din ako mag isip noon. sorry
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@eyaaamxy @ally_urcia @IanMakabayan this is the ideal scenario. pero hindi totoo. training palang, bubugbugin ka na at ibbrainwash para maging katulad nila. na hindi totoo ang batas. na ang salita ng presidente ang tunay na batas. huhubugin ka para sumunod sa utos, ano man ang kapalit nito. tama man ito o hindi. 💔
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1 year
hello people
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1 year
heyy
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@itsnotcarlo
caloy with a k
2 years
@vicentejian album nyang salamat ang first ever purchase ko sa odyssey nung high school ako tapos halos everyday ko patugtugin hahah
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4 years
@dumidyeypee she's taylor swift
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@itsnotcarlo
caloy with a k
4 years
@elmstweeet i thought handa to sa bahay nila ate shawie and there's that photo to remind everyone na bawal si ate shawie ng first two dishes at wag pakainin or patikimin si ate shawie ng food na yon kasi magkakaroon sya ng something attack, like she's uncontrollable.
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@itsnotcarlo
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goodnight
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@itsnotcarlo
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@apaagbayani DIBA NANAY NYA SI JANICE SA BUDOY 😭
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@itsnotcarlo
caloy with a k
4 years
@itsmejohnligtas @markgeronimo_ *bossing hits richie d horsey on the head with a rolled newspaper while michael v sings about diego and mykah's appearance*
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@itsnotcarlo
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so i ua myself?
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@pipaykipayy @Itssassagurl gusto ko yung "don tayo sa totoo" hahaha hindi yung baklang kanal pero venice grand canal pala chz i luvet
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