AJ’s going straight to the book rn

Jon Hamm looks like peak 30 Rock Alec Baldwin (complimentary)

Can’t wait for everyone to see the vaguely threatening ad for Ontario, it’s tight

the most conservative thought bouncing around my head is that guys should have to run a 4.4 40 to get their ears pierced

@terminalexist Two competing truths, baby

@TwistNH7 @SMUFBOffense it's good but it's not fun and that's where the problems start

@SMUFBOffense @TwistNH7 reading comprehension is a dead art lmao, i hope i'll learn from this moment, and grow

@jaycaspiankang I’d say this is a NIMBYS worst fears realized; Enough outsiders go to those places now that the traffic has changed and the walking patterns of 30 years ago aren’t safe.

Deli cats are a treasure, but I have to draw the line at winery dogs

@letasondoglive Is there gonna be cake?

I told my girlfriend that I’m reconsidering turkeys (live ones) and she laughed at me. I’m making progress and she’s laughing

@mikeyfowler18 Well...Miriam Adelson *is* a cancer

RT @alex_shephard: i love the idea that the identities of the inexperienced coders controlling billions of dollars and running the federal…

Live sports accessibility is crazy, availability had me ready to learn Cricket for a second there. I pulled up the rules on wiki and everything.

RT @paulxt: need to either find god or learn to write hooks

@AceXEdge I think I’m gonna host at mine and could test this out

@VinnyBonsignore Any chance we go LB/CB r1, RB r2, and the *maybe* grab whatever Dart/Milroe with the two 3rd rounders? (If we had to combine them to trade up for preference)

@chrisdeville Great Boiler Room for this record

The man singing the national anthem decided he was gonna put all the dip on his chip