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At some point we gotta have an Olympics where all the drugs in the world are legal. I’m tryna see how fast mfs can go.
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I don’t wanna feel like I’m fighting for civil rights every time I wanna wash up
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Fun Fact: this episode helped to clear a Latino man wrongly charged with murder. He went to a Dodgers game that day and by a stroke of luck, he had accidentally walked in front of the CYE camera during a take. Juan Catalon. There’s a Netflix doc about it.
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I can’t lie, Anthony Bourdain’s death rattles me. The same way Robin Williams’ death did and Kate Spade’s. Because they’re all 50+, had battled depression for years, fulfilled their dreams + some, and still said hey, I’ve had enough.
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I’m really tired of y’all using my picture to describe your sins
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okay children open up your textbooks so we can discuss the white man’s barbaric journey to modern civilization
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wait lemme clear some shit up lmao my boss is an older white woman who takes pride in her garden, it was just the wink that did it 😂
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Why is a Nigerian man cheating on his wife “breaking news”? sounds like just another Thursday on God’s green earth to me😂
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Some people are saying I’m “spoiling the ending” but I know how exhausting it is watching people that look like you sentenced again and again for crimes they didn’t commit. I wanted to broadcast the fact that this one was refreshing and had a happy ending.
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BITCH CAME OUT WITH HER BEST FUR + A GLASS OF WINE FOR THE DRAMA
I LIIIIIIIVE
Hundreds of protesters descend on Ivanka's $5 million DC home (well, she is part of the administration) while neighbor watches in delight.
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This is a "ain't a nigga alive who deserves to see me in this" look
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Because in the peak of my depressive episodes, my most fearful thought is “This is something I will always go through”. And yeah, I work my way out of them and it gets better but does it go away?
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If I invite you to smoke with me and you say "I have no money/weed" I DIDNT ASK TO MATCH I ASKED YOU TO SMOKE WITH ME I LOVE YOU DAMMIT
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In the rest of the clip, she asks “would you be sitting here with me if I was ugly and fat and you didn’t like the way I looked? So why is it wrong that you have something I want and I have something you want” and he was sitting there mad with the stuck face.
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One thing I am sure of in all of this uncertainty re: my future with mental health is my resilience. My ability to bounce back and get up 10x stronger is unmatched. And I know no matter how bad it gets, it will never leave me.
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PLOT FUCKING TWIST WE GOT A SEXUAL HARASSMENT SEMINAR TOMORROW AT 8AM THIS IS BRAZY
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Sha’Carri was dusting them bitches while she was HIGH!?
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@crackwhore360
@knostalgia_
When I worked as a costume assistant I had to do his fitting one day and my heart almost fell out my ASSHOLE, that was the finest big body white man I ever seent 😭❤️
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Two middle school girls just told me I was really pretty. considering how evil with honesty middle schoolers can be, science concludes that I am, in fact, really pretty.
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Why do you think my workplace is the appropriate place for announcing you fucked up and you’re sorry? Lol
If YOUR man showed up to YOUR 9-5 job with 1000 roses & a public apology.... you would commend his efforts. But I get it, Twitter.
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"I'm not going anywhere"
Well you were never invited but okay Christopher Columbus
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Soooo here’s a lil clip from my first stand-up comedy show 👀👀✨ I can’t wait to hit the stage again.
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I say all the innovative PoC move to one of those square states like Wyoming or some shit and buy out all the property in one of those tiny backwood ass towns and make it mad lit. Whole new state. Urbanization as the new gentrification.
Neblackska.
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"nut in me" AND "not in me" SOUND WAY TOO DAMN CLOSE TO EACH OTHER
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This is the real life version of Lorna from Orange Is The New Black
"I love him so much. I just want to love him so much, that's it."
In an interview from jail, a woman accused of stalking a Paradise Valley man says he is not in danger. FULL INTERVIEW:
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@juicelessdre
That lil pose he did was the exact character shape of Jim Crow back in the day
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@keys2theporscha
you just said you don’t like it. who’s right or wrong is null and void, you just voiced it’s not what you want to experience.
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Y’all niggas be dating the women you wish you were, I see it
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Idk if me refusing to open up that lil man boy’s video in the first place is a testament to my intuition or aint-shitness
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Too many loud ass non-fighting bullies walking around untouched for my liking.
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STOP KILLING ANIMALS FOR BEING ANIMALS
Entire Washington wolf pack to be killed after attacks on cattle.
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@sbbybckup
@crackwhore360
@knostalgia_
LMAO I do not remember him having a scent but I was just impressed by him. He was just as fine as he is on shameless and possibly finer because he big as hell in real life. Very climbable.
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ladies take notes, she’s spitting mad game right here
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Because his ex-wife was a comic too and when they split, you saw exactly how much she influenced/assisted him.
Kevin Hart was funny. We were all quoting his early stand ups. He just hasn’t been funny since then lol.
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I have the most supportive mom ever. I don’t just mean “yeah, you can do it!”.
I mean “Leave your job so you cantruly focus on your passion and I will cover your rent while you do.” 😭❤️❤️❤️
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@BrayK_47
suddenly your skin feels all creepy crawly and you can feel his eyes on EVERY INCH OF YOUR BODY, skin exposed or not, and you feel like a fucking antelope in the room with a hyena.
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Shit got deleted but years ago ASAP Rocky and Azealia we’re arguing back n forth and she said “that’s why you got your dick sucked by Kenneth on 116th” and he stopped replying
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kid: I like your hair
me: omg thank you sweetie
kid: you’re welcome. my daddy don’t live with us no more.
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@juicelessdre
I was trying to figure out why part of me was so disturbed by it until someone pointed it out and I remembered this *exact* image
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@TouchedByTy
Cole has freeform locs, which form naturally and have a very thick base.
Wayne is balding and has prayer locs, which after being bleached/dyed, are being held together by prayer and hope.
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Orgasms feel like chaos and blank space and dying and being reborn again and the beginning of it all and the end of it all
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I would need the doctors to keep this on the DL because the way I’d only bring home 2 of em….
The baby girls left to right are: Adama, Oumou, Hawa, Kadidia, and Fatouma. The boys are Oumar, Elhadji, Bah, Mohammed VI
+ The nonuplets are almost ready to finally fly home to Mali
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Y’all heard about that italian chef who died?
..........................he pasta way
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If his room furnished with a bunch of mismatch shit, you boutta get RAILED
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I'm still growing and getting to know myself but there's one thing I am sure of: I do not have time to teach you how to treat me.
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@morenxtt
Girl you and everyone else was CONVINCED I was boutta get this big payment from HR 😩😂😂
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@2fastflash
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Both of y’all have expressed more affection and tenderness towards each other in this exchange than y’all spoke of the women you’re with. Explore your sexuality. Please.
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I see mad people wondering why The Rock is in the hospital bed shirtless, but skin to skin contact is one of the most subtle factors in our survival! Skin to skin immediately after birth for at least 2 hours stabilizes the baby's temp and improves heart and lung function.
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she really let that girl touch her beautiful black skin I’m retching
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@mafumada
@ItsHippyPotter
psoriasis...... lmao baby that is a Caucasian woman playing dress up, dry skin don’t have shit to do with that 😂
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@annefrankj
To be fair the girl who was killed testified in his brothers criminal case. But it wouldn’t take much for them to see he didn’t have shit to do with shit.
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Slim thick wit yo clinically depressed but still mad positive ass
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She got to be big AND little spoon!? 😭😭😭 I know that was the best sleep ever
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I MOVE IN MY NEW CRIB TODAY!!! WHATTT!!! Name on lease!!! Rent paid!! BGE acquired!! Insurances set up!!! we talking 18ft ceilings ma’am!!! misses!!!!!
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@Rezzenstein
Like god forbid I have a child and I have those moments of not wanting to deal with this world anymore.
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I would love for us to give BET the honor that it once gave us as a black community. That was OUR awards show, through and through.
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Drake is starting to look like that friends older brother that's off limits but you walk past his room every time
http://t.co/Dn47jAwKCe
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AMERICA ON A ANTI-REFUGEE
SPIEL
DAYS BEFORE THANKSGIVING
THE DAY THE NATIVES DIDNT LET YOUR REFUGEE ASSES STARVE
LIKE THEY SHOULD HAVE
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Female intuition is so terrifying and beautiful. How is there a voice louder and more accurate than my own yet still belonging to me?
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Buy them little boys a kitchen set.
Yella Beezy gets popped in the face by a pot of grease after thinking it cooled down 😬
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Can white gays please stop referring to themselves as independent black women, I am not a character you penis with eyes
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LMAOOO these new siblings are insane!!! Mine told her class at the beginning of the pandemic I got COVID for attention!
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Someone getting beat by they husband, one gon catch HIV from her boyfriend, the other gonna allow some shiftless negro to throw her off her attorney game, and one will leave prostitution to find Jesus
'Sistas' Trailer:
@TylerPerry
BET series chronicles the lives of four Black women. Watch here: .
#SistasOnBET
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@saturnsrebirth
idk whether y’all playing in the comments but this shit is terrible. like real life tf terrible.
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Did you know if you practice toxic behaviors and don't have your shit together, deleting your social media does nothing?
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Froze it? I got $100 for whoever got that juice below room temperature
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Behind every internet business owner making $40k a month…. is a $900 branding/financial literacy course where you can “learn how to make money and never work a 9-5 again”
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I can't with people retweeting christianity on my TL, that's not a genre of science fiction I subscribe to. Take your sky daddy somewhere else.
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REMOVE SECURITY OFFICERS FROM HIGH SCHOOLS!!!
All they do is tackle students and flirt with the girls who skip class!!!!!
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I'm so motherly and kind and patient until you got me fucked up
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@orphaned_annie
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Whew, you are beyond a trooper. I do like to think if that happened to me with children, I would not only have the tools to maneuver my way out once again, but a partner supporting me in that process. Thanks for being a lil beacon of light in this lol
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