M @Maryland_Man301 profile

M

@Maryland_Man301

Followers

1,131

Following

403

Media

161

Statuses

79,482

⚡️DⓂ️V⚡️

PG Maryland, 301 🌐

Joined October 2011

Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.

Explore tweets Explore followers Explore following

Explore trending content on Musk Viewer

RFK Jr. • 192404 Tweets

Kennedy • 144678 Tweets

Cristiano Ronaldo • 94374 Tweets

Sterling • 85937 Tweets

Lijo • 84605 Tweets

Young Boys • 62429 Tweets

Macri • 51171 Tweets

#YBvGS • 45311 Tweets

#كاريزما46 • 34283 Tweets

TRT 1 • 32728 Tweets

Nelson • 32725 Tweets

Muslera • 22704 Tweets

Okan • 22661 Tweets

Gringo • 18611 Tweets

Kerem • 17702 Tweets

Estadounidense • 16782 Tweets

Velasco • 11633 Tweets

Bo Nix • 11160 Tweets

Kimbrel

Kaleci

يوسف ماجد

Beni Türk

Paşabahçe

Chick-Fil-A

Monteiro

Apokerim

F-32

Torreira

Guarderas

Davinson

حمد العنزي

Berkan

İsviçre

Martí Batres

Defans

Köhn

Galarza

Metehan

ناصر منسي

Günay

Jelert

Barış Alper

Ziyech

ISSSTE

Jesse Winker

#Galatasaray

#القادسيه_العربي

#خروج_رايد_اسماعيل_مطلب

Mertens

Abdülkerim

Last Seen Profiles

@HirzelVerlag

@drjmnayak

@MrsMarijoMahone

@hilats36743659

@Durags_SA

@happylocdteach

@LatinoUSA

@egu_dreaming

@chajinisanhao

@AOmaxTV

@Vanna_th_Ordina

@TheExitLightCo

@SukaBinorStw4

@AnnForsaith

@FavaRustam

@inukonaW

@ankarabbld_en

@anthony_steed

@RGGTMCHN

@FinaleDemonic

Pinned Tweet

M

@Maryland_Man301

6 years

Live your life to the fullest until you die.

2

31

74

M

@Maryland_Man301

6 years

@_helloCLITty @ErnieGnc I said the short one is locked up, the one with the big head is working at McDonald’s, & the tall one became mechanic.

65

2K

16K

M

@Maryland_Man301

3 years

@hermissashanti @d_weezy Um that’s not happening shawdy

15

169

11K

M

@Maryland_Man301

1 year

@OTerrifying Instead of recording why didn’t he try to stop the avalanche?

75

171

10K

M

@Maryland_Man301

2 years

@BlairDavis66 @BarbieTheeStar This her brother 😂

53

667

7K

M

@Maryland_Man301

2 years

@DailyLoud I’m just saying, if that was my child…

49

390

7K

M

@Maryland_Man301

1 year

@Hen_Ben561 He holding back, I would’ve been on shawdy ass like:

70

428

5K

M

@Maryland_Man301

6 years

@__kahlilah They should’ve had DJ Akademiks play as Wade.

29

501

5K

M

@Maryland_Man301

4 years

@MidCedi Nigga that’s Scrappy Doo

26

173

4K

M

@Maryland_Man301

6 years

@ErnieGnc The short one is locked up, the one with the big head is working at McDonald’s, & the tall one became mechanic.

29

782

4K

M

@Maryland_Man301

5 years

@TheMikeOG Them: “Thank God we’re ok.” God: “I don’t think y’all understand.”

4

446

4K

M

@Maryland_Man301

2 years

@_StillTheShawn Yeah, they b nasty 😂

98

289

4K

M

@Maryland_Man301

5 years

@_stuckupbeauty “Ern ern an ern ern.”

2

138

4K

M

@Maryland_Man301

6 years

@TheAngelMoreno Mannn, he knew he took an L after she said that 🤣.

6

111

3K

M

@Maryland_Man301

6 years

@venusin12th I bet she whistles out her gap when she sleeps.

28

259

3K

M

@Maryland_Man301

1 year

@PRINCESSGENES1S Best scene in the movie 😂

57

232

3K

M

@Maryland_Man301

3 years

@imabihh2 Nigga moved that car like it was a sofa.

4

90

3K

M

@Maryland_Man301

6 years

@Detroitthought @_helloCLITty @ErnieGnc I mean she clearly didn’t hear what I said 🤷🏾‍♂️

12

153

3K

M

@Maryland_Man301

5 months

@MulhollandL0ver Bruh I worked overnight at Home Depot warehouse for 8 years & the things I’ve seen there before had quit were beyond my comprehension. My manager had bought a female coworker a brand new Nissan after she gave him head in the restroom, I walked in on them & they kept going 😟

25

90

3K

M

@Maryland_Man301

2 years

@BornAKang Bro would’ve been better off using duck tape.

11

9

3K

M

@Maryland_Man301

1 year

@mannywithus This her dad.

20

46

3K

M

@Maryland_Man301

3 years

@woketwodeath @YrgWooski @evangeliccc I already know what he ordered.

5

88

2K

M

@Maryland_Man301

3 years

@KlllShaw Michael: “Fuck is you shootin at???”

4

130

2K

M

@Maryland_Man301

6 years

@Lifeofjaed @Blavity I am currently eating a fish sandwich while reading you’re tweet

18

141

2K

M

@Maryland_Man301

7 years

@ImReallyOutHere It really ain’t that serious bruh, you doing too much 😑.

5

60

2K

M

@Maryland_Man301

2 years

@DedFeelins @raphousetv2

18

108

2K

M

@Maryland_Man301

3 years

@needeverybenji Battery percentage jump from 20% to 100% in 3 minutes.

4

63

2K

M

@Maryland_Man301

6 years

@Positivity_1229 I grew up watching Tobey, but Tom is more comic accurate.

7

210

2K

M

@Maryland_Man301

7 years

@BigHomie_Gucci Nigga I thought that was an ice cream cone 🍦

7

154

2K

M

@Maryland_Man301

2 years

@allieee_xo @amalwtf “When he yawn he cry…”

9

38

2K

M

@Maryland_Man301

2 years

@UncleNarco Finna have her ass like:

36

127

2K

M

@Maryland_Man301

3 years

@_JASSSYY Nigga ran off the porch like Red 😂

7

90

2K

M

@Maryland_Man301

6 years

@Detroitthought @_helloCLITty @ErnieGnc How can I steal something that belonged to me from the beginning?

7

51

1K

M

@Maryland_Man301

1 year

@rahsh33m One thing about women when they joke they go too far with it.

6

87

2K

M

@Maryland_Man301

4 years

@RelldoesTV I can imagine India waking up & that nigga staring at her like 😂...

4

49

1K

M

@Maryland_Man301

1 year

@InformedPost Whoever lived in that house before must’ve been paranoid asf.

2

0

1K

M

@Maryland_Man301

6 years

@BScraggy Why he looks like he understood everything he said & accepted it 😂

0

86

1K

M

@Maryland_Man301

2 years

@designerflames @raphousetv2 “You can’t hop out on no grown man, put a camera in his face with yo teeth fucked up.” 🤣

1

32

1K

M

@Maryland_Man301

7 years

@She_Got_Cheeks @Words0nAScreen @MEMEFORD Don’t yall just love when someone post something on Twitter then tells you to mind your business when you comment about it 😂😂😂

7

157

1K

M

@Maryland_Man301

1 year

@_tenom You thinking what I’m thinking 😏?

32

87

1K

M

@Maryland_Man301

6 years

@Kiristenlc @spenserlamonica @mistah_buui @YVNGxOG @_steadlilro How did he survive “Scientifically” 😑?

23

97

1K

M

@Maryland_Man301

7 years

@dirtydickdogdan Nigga said “Let me get a pizza slider but put some grip on it cuz I don’t want it sliding everywhere” 😂😂😂💀

1

177

1K

M

@Maryland_Man301

2 years

@ATLUncensored This was him after the fight.

10

73

1K

M

@Maryland_Man301

2 years

@raphousetv2 PS: Uncharted, Horizon, Last Of Us, God Of War, Yakuza, Persona, Infamous, Ratchet & Clank, Jak & Daxter, Sly, Twisted Metal, Killzone, Metal Gear Solid, Spider-Man, Bloodborne. Xbox: Halo, Gears Of War… 🤷🏽‍♂️

71

48

1K

M

@Maryland_Man301

2 years

@TeeGrizzley Imagine going to a Tee Grizzly concert then going to a restaurant after & he’s your waiter, then all of a sudden you have food poisoning & soon as you get to the hospital he’s your nurse 😵‍💫

9

37

1K

M

@Maryland_Man301

2 years

@RapAllStars “That would’ve been the time to meet him”

0

15

1K

M

@Maryland_Man301

1 year

@AoTJewels 17 did it first

17

68

1K

M

@Maryland_Man301

6 years

@TheAyannaShow You ever wonder what Kool Aid would taste like if you put it in the microwave? Well this is it.

3

83

1K

M

@Maryland_Man301

3 years

@saeeddelrey @FALLENAL1EN Nigga must’ve took the Super Soldier Serum

3

13

1K

M

@Maryland_Man301

1 year

@tfwPhoebe Hope they bring back the sword pulling loading screen.

6

45

1K

M

@Maryland_Man301

6 years

@ysIbey You can tell Rihanna is the one in control in their relationship 😂

3

30

948

M

@Maryland_Man301

1 month

@713carloss @DramaAlert I know that ain’t who I think it is 😂🤔

23

33

1K

M

@Maryland_Man301

8 months

@MikeTomGotJokes @username17048 @CactusRJM @itsavibe Bruh if you saw PS4 Spider-Man early footage compared to the finished product you’ll have a completely different opinion once Wolverine comes out in 2025

2

0

963

M

@Maryland_Man301

6 years

@iJiF_ RT if you’re from PG Maryland: Capitol Heights Seat Pleasant Landover Kentland Walker Mill Forestville Suitland Forest Creek Riverdale District Heights Hyattsville Largo Upper Marlboro Clinton New Carrollton Lanham Laurel Greenbelt Bladensburg Silver Spring

12

1K

918

M

@Maryland_Man301

6 years

@GokugotJuice I would invite Goku to the cookout, but he’ll eat all the food.

9

63

883

M

@Maryland_Man301

2 months

@1gaposama @1fineassmonae I’m not even gonna try to pronounce that.

8

12

922

M

@Maryland_Man301

2 years

@quaze76 @RealLathan Every old head has that ringtone 😂

1

21

898

M

@Maryland_Man301

3 years

@IGN A Last Airbender Sequel show is all I’m asking for.

12

57

891

M

@Maryland_Man301

5 years

@Saycheese_Media “Ok first time robbing somebody, this finna be a breeze.”

5

63

858

M

@Maryland_Man301

6 years

@RSBisMe @MikeMil84124709 @SlyAssFox That’s a video dawg 😂

5

11

812

M

@Maryland_Man301

1 year

@JCFights Now imagine if he did that to Mike in his prime 💀

14

41

799

M

@Maryland_Man301

7 years

@33kQuon So slim was bout to rawdog a demon 🤔

7

195

755

M

@Maryland_Man301

5 years

@itskeyon Bruh, even one of his homies in the video told him “Too soon bro.” 🤦🏽‍♂️

1

15

780

M

@Maryland_Man301

3 years

@Zvbear This nigga always looks tired as shit.

8

43

815

M

@Maryland_Man301

3 years

@YungOG3nius

1

57

807

M

@Maryland_Man301

6 years

@hiphopsrevival Bruh the way he looked at everyone before he left the courtroom, he has a long list of people he’s gonna kill from prison 😳💀

1

57

753

M

@Maryland_Man301

6 years

@DCL_Gifted Everyone talking bout “That’s a pussy move”, Nigga ain’t no rules in the streets 😂

2

89

731

M

@Maryland_Man301

5 months

@oneholymaverick @_banjay__ @MulhollandL0ver Nigga that’s just one of many. A homeless guy once climbed in the loading dock & fell asleep inside one of the empty trailers because it was raining then the next morning a truck hooked the trailer & drove off with the homeless guy still in it heading to New Jersey 😂

12

16

785

M

@Maryland_Man301

6 years

@daanni_j @MastaBluntz @Badoodled Why you think he’s the only Bear in the woods, all the other bears don’t want no smoke 😂

5

72

730

M

@Maryland_Man301

1 year

@Originaltyshawn They really thought Robin was on crack throughout the entire episode.

1

55

764

M

@Maryland_Man301

2 years

@SheerOpulence2 Here’s how Saints Row went over the years. Saints Row 1-2: Street Gang Saints Row 3: Crime Syndicate Saints Row 4: White House/Outer Space Saints Row (2022): Idk wtf this shit is.

5

53

731

M

@Maryland_Man301

3 years

@jancomorales @whoisjjcarr I got time today bruh.

28

72

732

M

@Maryland_Man301

6 years

@WhistleSports I was waiting for someone to throw a turtle shell 😂

2

66

679

M

@Maryland_Man301

7 years

@mcarlisle78 @ImReallyOutHere And get locked up 🤔🤦🏾‍♂️?

3

602

M

@Maryland_Man301

1 year

@EppAdam @OTerrifying Exactly, an avalanche isn’t hard to stop. People like to make shit difficult for no reason.

2

5

656

M

@Maryland_Man301

5 years

@long_legliteskn Stan Lee said that Robert Downey Jr was his first & only choice for Iron Man back in 2008.

4

46

630

M

@Maryland_Man301

2 years

@Iety_6_wave @GoinCrazyFights Fuck nigga

10

25

640

M

@Maryland_Man301

1 year

@Brxkdwn ???

8

33

644

M

@Maryland_Man301

6 years

@iJiF_ RT if you’re from PG Maryland: *Redo Capitol Heights Seat Pleasant Landover Kentland Walker Mill Forestville Suitland Forest Creek Riverdale District Heights Hyattsville Largo Upper Marlboro Clinton New Carrollton Lanham Laurel Greenbelt Bowie Oxon Hill Temple Hills Bladensburg

7

996

619

M

@Maryland_Man301

6 years

@hitmanharj @quantumpyramiid @larryvslarry Well he ain’t got that rainbow hair for nothing 🤣🤣🤣

3

15

617

M

@Maryland_Man301

6 years

@VelvetPacifist @N1NOBROWN @TheAngelMoreno NY Niggas 😂

3

18

600

M

@Maryland_Man301

1 year

@SpiderManShots Miles: “He’s got big teeth.” Peter: “So do I.” Miles: “Nigga tf type shit you on?”

2

22

636

M

@Maryland_Man301

1 year

@layxsnv Bruh fucking Lacienega 🦶🏽

7

31

607

M

@Maryland_Man301

5 years

@TheOXGod Nickelodeon was hood asf in the 90s.

4

60

579

M

@Maryland_Man301

7 years

@ActuallyGina Home Alone 6 Stuck in the Trap 🏚😂

1

88

574

M

@Maryland_Man301

6 years

@amornaaaia People that work fast food have the hardest time smh

1

64

530

M

@Maryland_Man301

5 months

@_banjay__ @MulhollandL0ver Bruh after I walked in she turned her head & saw me then the manager told her “Don’t worry bout that nigga, keep going.” 😳… She was the baddest female in the warehouse too.

4

3

560

M

@Maryland_Man301

3 years

@davthegoat

1

29

533

M

@Maryland_Man301

2 years

@Splashystackss She must be Ms Pearly’s granddaughter.

13

61

533

M

@Maryland_Man301

2 years

@6ix_Flame @2KEY2TIMEZ Mfs back in the day were just as horny, they just ain’t have social media to show the world.

4

10

543

M

@Maryland_Man301

6 years

@PrezBdgg @mellokids Damn, so y’all just gonna leave me on read?

6

32

516

M

@Maryland_Man301

1 year

@RingoPiranha @OTerrifying I don’t live under a bridge

5

3

525

M

@Maryland_Man301

4 years

@hieirebirth Brandy & Mr Whiskers Pucca Get Ed Recess Lloyd In Space Buzz Lightyear Of Star Command House Of Mouse Super Robot Monkey Team Gargoyles Yin Yang Yo Don’t tell me what I don’t know nigga.

12

52

527

M

@Maryland_Man301

6 years

@iJiF_ RT if you went to a PG High School: Wise Laurel Duval Flowers Fairmont Central Parkdale Bowie Crossland Suitland Northwestern Largo Blade Surrattsville Rose Gwynn Park Potomac High Point Friendly

10

849

516

M

@Maryland_Man301

2 months

@j_xsii @1gaposama @1fineassmonae Tf kinda name is that, pussy nigga?!

2

1

546

M

@Maryland_Man301

7 years

@GetEmB_ Him: “Ok first time cheating on my girl this finna be a breeze 🙅🏾‍♂️.”

2

35

501

M

@Maryland_Man301

3 months

@SyxDayz @qluvshorror “Cause you a hoe”

1

0

537

M

@Maryland_Man301

7 years

@Kylov3 Static Shock needs to be on Netflix ✊🏾⚡️

1

88

473

M

@Maryland_Man301

2 years

@Youngchuckyy12 Slim had to been drunk, cuz he definitely could’ve bust a quick u-turn if no other cars were coming.

7

11

486

M

@Maryland_Man301

1 year

@Roger12431 @Omnithoth929 @Thvderx @goopqq @SLOplays Wtf was y’all hoping for? For Luffy to blow up the moon or something? It’s even the same way in the manga, Gear 5 basically turns Luffy into a Looney Tune.

5

2

472

M

@Maryland_Man301

6 years

@WhoIsKeahJai @DamoneWilliams_ @eaphen @Kofimagne @DonnyHasaway “You in touch with the family?”, I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

3

20

456