Matthew McGuire Profile Banner
Matthew McGuire Profile
Matthew McGuire

@ismatthewmcg

Followers
1,537
Following
1,691
Media
1,271
Statuses
22,384

Mathematician, teacher and steadfast Catholic. Parent to five, who will be saints if they take after my dear wife.

Notre Dame, IN
Joined March 2014
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
Pinned Tweet
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
2 years
Sometimes it’s nice to have your phone throwing photos from seven years at you, saying ‘remember these little scamps and weasels?’ It’s a good feature.
Tweet media one
1
0
18
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
2 years
@aklingus Is next weekend okay for a white person to see Black Panther?
Tweet media one
22
125
4K
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
3 years
@OxfordDiplomat @HillaryClinton This will no doubt be a comfort to you when you are old, and alone.
7
9
834
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
5 years
@natcmau @thomasjeferstan besides which, it would hardly be possible to overdo the garlic
3
0
902
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
10 months
@BenZeisloft Count the fingers. Now, buy a license for actual stock photos.
7
7
788
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
3 years
Devastating news today in our local Catholic community. A young mother was driving her toddler and newborn, when their car was rear-ended by a semi. The baby Leo is dead. Sarah (the mother) and Cecilia (toddler) are in grave condition. Please pray for them
54
139
506
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
11 months
@NoahPollak @HonestReporting Please tell me this isn't true. Man.
19
10
526
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
19 days
@martyrmade You might be one of the most credulous dipshits in the world.
5
3
552
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
11 months
@MollieKatzen lol I mean I'm so sorry this is happening to you.
1
3
510
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
1 year
@tomhfh We can afford to drive.
27
2
429
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
4 years
@chrislhayes the calls are coming ... from inside the house
1
3
382
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
2 years
@MattGertz I am so sorry this is happening to you. My thoughts and prayers are with you and your colleagues during this troubling time.
5
3
338
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
5 months
@IacobusNovus next Pope!? man, I wish he were the current Pope!
4
0
343
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
3 years
Today, First Communion.
Tweet media one
10
5
293
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
1 year
@danwaterfield This lady’s rant is so beautiful.. it should be set to music, and an operetta written around it
1
2
308
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
5 months
@vampapayaa what's wrong with sending a photo of an outdoor territory-marking? men do it world-over!
0
2
313
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
2 years
@the_nikki_g @aklingus I wonder if she thought maybe a whites-only showing could be Separate but Equal?
1
0
295
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
3 years
This is infrastructure.
@simongerman600
Simon Kuestenmacher
3 years
Map by @PythonMaps shows nothing but the main roads of the Roman Empire. Source:
Tweet media one
27
326
1K
12
34
245
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
5 years
@abc13houston child abuse is so cute, isn’t it?
0
2
169
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
2 years
@TIME You’re going to be sooooo embarrassed when you reread this one day, magazine author.
1
3
220
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
4 years
@thankuellen @pippanie the snort-laugh is what makes this beautiful
1
1
189
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
2 years
@CRShort81 As parody accounts go, yours is kinda heavy-handed.
2
1
208
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
4 years
@Prof_Cooper @mitchellreports @SenTedCruz hahaha! has there ever been a class of people more unprepared for their role than journalists?
8
15
182
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
2 years
@PaulIngrassia I would lay off the lead paint milkshakes, my dude.
1
0
170
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
1 year
@SonnyBunch This is some tedious stuff. Damn.
1
1
161
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
2 years
@CharlieJamesSyd @DrProudman Lol not a chance in the world is that number 80%
10
1
151
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
4 years
@MichaelShindler Both guys in Daft Punk
0
0
129
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
1 year
@XXL This is so embarrassingly bad.
3
1
138
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
2 years
Tweet media one
1
0
135
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
1 year
@ClimateDefiance I’m so sorry that this happened to you. (LOLLLLL)
0
1
141
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
2 years
@pmarca "I worked on this story for N months...then he just tweeted it out!" lol
2
0
138
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
1 year
@JustinWolfers Are you actually an economist?
2
0
124
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
1 year
@AdeleScalia @ask_aubry True, and also, she might appear on his ‘friends suggestions’ based on nothing more than having been in the same location, and maybe having a friend of a friend in common. The Algorithm itself can be the Creep
9
1
129
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
4 years
In college, a close friend was one of the most vigorous, faithful Catholics you could meet. Now (some years later!), she uses Bader Ginsburg religious imagery in her FB background. I get that political sensibilities will shift. But what induces this kind of radical discontinuity?
Tweet media one
31
9
115
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
10 months
1
0
121
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
2 years
At an abortion clinic, she finds that some women there feel “like someone has died”. ,,, We’ve often noted this, ma’am.
@Yamiche
Yamiche Alcindor
2 years
I’m in Mississippi outside the Jackson Women’s Health Organization, the abortion clinic at the center of the SCOTUS case. While conservatives are celebrating the possible end of Roe v. Wade, some women here tell me they feel “gutted,” “devastated,” and “like someone has died.”
Tweet media one
4K
477
2K
1
9
116
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
1 year
@JohnWFarrell It is astonishing that anybody has ever cared for your thoughts on the Catholic Faith
2
2
121
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
2 years
@ahardtospell I think fondly of this map whenever I hear people bitch about “zombie Reaganism”
4
3
118
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
1 year
1
0
121
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
1 year
@SCP_Hughes What’s nice, is that these designs are in harmonywith the existing residential architecture in most of South Bend.
2
0
112
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
2 years
@JReinerMD @nytimes Lol, what’s the collective word for ‘crapweasel’?
13
3
110
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
5 years
@jeffpearlman No, because six is just a good start
1
0
77
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
2 years
@Cernovich geez, this fellow needs a long vacation to recover.
0
0
101
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
1 year
@mthr_alice @FatherNaylor Wow, to have gone through the trouble of writing a dissertation, and to have learned nothing at all ..
2
0
107
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
5 years
@DoctorChristian Dr Creeper PedoGroomer
3
1
73
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
7 months
@redsteeze it is, to be fair, his one true talent.
4
2
107
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
2 years
@RuthSentUs you're gonna lose this fight, and it isn't going to be pretty.
0
0
97
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
6 years
8
0
70
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
1 year
@AttitudeMag @VirginAtlantic all the photo editing in the world won't make this any less farcical and obscene
2
0
101
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
8 months
@lilgendszn that, my friend, is because you prefer dudes
1
0
101
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
11 months
@JeremyTate41 Absolutely. Our own St Thomas More Academy has gone from zero to ~200 students in three years.
5
9
96
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
5 years
@Pinterest See you later, Pinterest! Deleting the account & the app #prolife
0
3
72
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
7 years
5
5
92
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
1 year
@BDSixsmith He has *always* been a bad writer. He’s just lazier about it now
8
1
89
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
1 year
@yuanyi_z Do it. Do it for vulpes vulpes.
1
0
86
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
3 years
@Sammy_Sussman It would scarcely be possible to describe how lame and absurd you are with this hysterical article. My goodness.
0
1
81
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
2 years
2
0
82
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
1 year
@ACTBrigitte y'all... y'all are so rfeaking weird.
3
0
82
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
10 months
@khAji78 @AvivaKlompas kidnappers, cowards and thugs. that's your palestine. brave abductors of women and children.
1
0
78
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
5 years
@PeteButtigieg Dude, having lived in South Bend during your terms as mayor, I’m sure that you aren’t prepared to confront *any* sort of violent crime.
0
6
62
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
11 months
@WWUTTcom Doesn’t it drive you nuts that even the lowliest parish priest has this extraordinary connection to God, and you’re stuck griping about it on twitter?
0
1
77
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
3 months
@IwriteOK Who are you? I need to know, so I can discount your opinion on anything, ever.
8
3
79
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
6 years
0
0
58
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
1 year
@KnightsTempOrg Mom’s basement denizens, unite!
0
0
73
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
2 years
@NathanJRobinson Nathan, I know it's been asked many times, but I really have to ask again: do you actually know *anything*?
3
0
78
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
8 months
@CburyCathedral blasphemous, in the most lame fashion
4
0
74
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
7 months
@ThomasDHowes The wholesale adoption of the Ron Paul foreign policy stance.. it's a deep miserable shift. We have R senators regurgitating talking points straight from the far-left 80s/90s script
7
3
75
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
7 months
0
0
75
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
9 months
@Aarvoll_ I would suggest: cry more.
3
1
71
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
5 months
@eddie1perez eddie, nobody cares. begone.
15
0
71
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
1 year
1
0
68
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
2 years
Tweet media one
1
2
63
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
8 months
@johnpauldickson @LucyMariaClark @WebBrown71 @calvinrobinson @mereanglicanism "unreliable" what a pity you demand obedience from your guests.
0
4
68
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
3 years
@SmartGridJer @whitneyleerob But you repeat yourself
1
1
61
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
2 years
@GlennKesslerWP @tedcruz Glenn, you absolutely suck at Fact-Checking. Just a horrid business to be in, for you. Have you considered learning a trade, or maybe a career in sales?
5
0
63
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
1 year
5
0
61
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
2 months
@OrinKerr @SykesCharlie Loll you don't believe in anything but in-group/out-group. Just own up to it.
1
0
65
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
6 months
@littlebillie i just put scratching posts in the playroom
1
0
64
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
1 year
@JoeDMaistre @AmericanGwyn Your reading of BM is facile, and you backstop it with the babble-word ‘cringe’. Why would a compelling contra be necessary?
1
0
66
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
1 year
@wil_da_beast630 @yuanyi_z Exactly this. lol. We need a Michael Tracey index. Symbol: baby tantrum
2
2
62
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
6 months
I've never happened to read a word of Potter, but am in awe of how Rowling has mastered this medium.
@jk_rowling
J.K. Rowling
6 months
@cmo303 None of that gross biological stuff matters. The only true test of a woman is whether she has magical lady feelings that make her submissive and cute and frilly and pink. Where's your anime avatar? Do you even take selfies while pouting and wearing kitten ears? I despair.
158
582
8K
8
8
60
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
1 year
@politicalmath He's just a regular dude with cameras in his face. I'm sure a bit of media training wouldn't hurt, but he's fine.
2
0
60
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
9 months
@JillHicksKeeton This is wonderful!
3
0
57
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
6 months
@UnrulyBR @itsleague wow... those captions!
0
0
59
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
10 months
0
0
56
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
10 months
0
0
57
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
10 months
@DavidRobertGor1 not in a self-serving kind of way, I’m sure.
0
0
58
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
4 years
What sort of people dunk for weeks on a Catholic mom? Recall: some tvrd imputes a psychosexual spin between a woman and her son. It becomes a sport among some tiny men. She is hurt, esp by those egging it on. Robin has hosted many of you in her home. She’s kind and generous.
Tweet media one
4
2
55
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
4 years
This isn't deciding the Dems have the better argument, or that the Reps are stinkhead and can't be supported. I don't agree, but get that. You revere RBG when you think abortion is some kind of sacred trust. You revere an avowed old-school eugenicist. WTH?
4
2
53
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
10 months
@micsolana Babies are not lifestyle commodities. And they deserve the care of their mother.
1
0
52
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
1 year
@Cernovich What exactly turned you from a Trump skeptic to a shameless shoe-licker? It only took a year
7
0
53
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
1 year
@CburyCathedral When nobody is coming to worship, guess you have to make use of the space
2
0
54
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
2 years
@ampol_moment Most terrifying ferret that’s ever walked the planet
0
0
54
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
7 months
@bengrossbg I'm so sorry this is happening to you
1
2
56
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
3 years
@GrayConnolly on the plus side, she gets to spend Christmas without Harry and Meg
1
1
52
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
2 years
Tweet media one
0
0
55
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
1 year
Long ago, I made a retreat at a monastery. In the guestbook, from a couple of weeks back, was Ethan Hawke. The monks assigned to the guesthouse (naturally) didn't know if it was the guy from films. But a lay worker confirmed. 🤷‍♂️
@BishopBarron
Bishop Robert Barron
1 year
Friends, how do we understand God’s grace, especially in a fallen world? Tomorrow, we’ll premiere the newest episode of Bishop Barron Presents. My guests are Ethan & Maya Hawke. We had a delightful conversation about Flannery O’Connor & their new film “Wildcat.”
35
170
1K
4
6
56
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
10 months
@Prof_Cooper They look lovely, sir. Very pleased to hear about the stability. Been there too, and know the anxiety.
1
3
55
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
27 days
@Oddwarthog @mpfix1 Holy smokes. They had to put a lot of work into making it this awful.
0
0
54
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
1 year
22
4
51
@ismatthewmcg
Matthew McGuire
5 years
@sairasameerarao It definitely could not have just been your personality. That’s clear.
0
1
45