Stop videotaping comedians during comedy shows. Put your phone away. At best, it’s distracting. At worst, we’re working on new material and don’t want it out there.
Every time I told a girl I had a crush on her, the response was “aw that’s flattering” and then within a year, we never really spoke again. Happy Pride 🌈
Just announced 👏
@pattonoswalt
Live: Who's Ready To Laugh? (we are!) on Saturday, November 20th 😎 Presale begins this Thursday, 6/10 at 10am with password = SHAKE 🙃
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Very cool to hear my alma mater
@UCBerkeley
isn’t paying performers (former students/alumni) to do shows for thousands of new students during orientation week. And by very cool I mean pretty fucked up.
The worst part about Zoom is joining a party, realizing you’re friends with nobody there, and then being forced to stay because everyone can see if you leave immediately.
Just thinking about the time I had to do a show right after a gender reveal party & the parent/host of the venue was upset about the gender of the baby.
Welp!
@pattonoswalt
did not disappoint tonight! So good, so funny, so amazing! Plus, introduced me to a new favorite,
@irene_tu
! So great! Thank you both for an excellent experience!