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Liz, the Wolves sausage lifter. Liz, straight to main. Woman. 💜🤍💚 Non-vegan. Slapped by a penguin
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I think this will be my go to response to whingeing buggers now. 😍😂
*bad language alert but still a must watch. 😂😂
#phucumol
To give less fucks, try Phucumol
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My local bakery is now doing a cream egg scotch egg. 😍. A cream egg wrapped in chocolate cake and tempered Belgian chocolate. 🤤. That counts as a 'substantial meal' doesn't it? 🤔😋
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A Brazilian church opened a wax works. This is their Nelson Mandala. 👀🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@wonder000
@MPCmonkey
@nutrition_facts
I can 100% guarantee that this person has not made 108 on a plant based diet.
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@Ruz59803325
@jwsal
How are these people not permanently exhausted? Trying to find things to be offended about must take up huge amounts of energy.
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@Recre8_8
@BrokenByWar
@Steph01012014
The dad has given a great response to be fair to him. Doesn't excuse what the son did, but it's nice to see a parent take responsibility.
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@naomirwolf
@llc1138
Have you ever considered that it's being in close proximity to you that stops people from smiling? 🤔
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@Cerrighedd
@Jacob_Rees_Mogg
JRM is just expressing himself in the manner of his religious beliefs. What's wrong with that? Maybe they were both believers and JRM knows that the sentiment would be appreciated.
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@locksmithPrime
@briskide
@titfan
@AITA_reddit
OP shouldn't have to discuss their medical condition in public though. A simple 'I've paid for this seat and I need it' should have been enough... Nevermind the fact that the woman really should have asked 'is this seat taken' before she plonked her arse in it. 🤷♀️
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@theblackssheep
@Miss_Snuffy
Well she is just the cutest! 😍. I wish her, and all her fabulous family, the very best in life.
Thank you for sharing. X
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@maxiboy19641988
@godblesstoto
I'm not sure sports is too much of an issue with this guy. 🤔😉🤣
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Confirmation today that they got all of the stage 2 kidney tumour. 😁
A massive thank you for all the support, and laughs, over the last few months, and a bigger thank you to all the tweeps who made me get my gallbladder checked which is how they found the asymptomatic tumour.😘
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Prince Philip, Mia Tindall and a beer captured beautifully in a photo taken by the Duchess of Cambridge. ❤️
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@fairplaywomen
@Michi_Midge
Terrified. Genuinely terrified for women - especially vulnerable women. 😭😢
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This was one letter I was VERY happy to open.
And now breathe... 😁
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Whoop whoop. After weeks of being messed around I finally start my job tomorrow. Absolutely the best news is that they have moved me site so instead of two buses it's now a 20 minute walk to work. 😁💃💃
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@Val59074383
@mooseandhobbes
@rosserpup
@thehannahdelgay
My old cat started like Derek - not very feral here. 😂😂
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@denny_robert
@PC_Milk
I think *most* of us know that it wasn't the people who were there for genuine reasons that started the trouble...and therefor understand why the police have had to respond how they have. 💙
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@Dot555Williams
@Lord_Sugar
@Channel9
@CelebApprentice
@MirrorTV
What a sad little life you must have to make comments like that. Do you feel better now? Has the attention you obviously so desperately crave made you happy?
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Oooooh, the vegan colleague is having an alpaca sized meltdown.
I. Am. Not. Saying. A. Word. 🤐
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This is the best one yet!!
Ladies and gents...the mixed grill. 🙈
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@KateAus1976
@GBNEWS
How strange for a person who has been so mistreated by The Firm...and who wants their privacy. 🤔
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Where is Ramsbottom and can I get there before 4pm? 😍😍
For those who worry about that elite sport is becoming over commercialised....
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@lorettarox
@naomirwolf
Is that why surgeon's drop dead at an alarming rate? All the medical staff working at the moment must be counting down their last moments too!!
Will no-one think of the bus drivers/shop staff etc... 😱😱
*WTF are 'dis-eases'??
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After a year of fairly crappy temp jobs I have finally got a permanent job back in admin/finance. It's been a loooonnnnggg year, but hopefully it'll settle down now. 🤞. Time for a celebration San Miguel or two I think 🍻😁
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@PSmallshaw
@AldiUK
@marksandspencer
That would be a fantastically Christmas spirited thing to do.
Come on
@marksandspencer
. Put your differences aside for this. 💕
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@Tesco
@smallthunderdog
@mattyjstock
I think Maggie may need, and deserve, a bucket of wine after work today. 🍷🤣
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@JohnChaytor
@Fox_Claire
As Claire points out, this is in no way a request from minority groups. This is white people sitting around a table deciding that minority groups are offended.
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@BadSeedBooks
@locksmithPrime
@briskide
@titfan
@AITA_reddit
I feel so sad that the already-anxious person has now been left feeling like they have done something wrong. 😢
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Two very good looking 20something young men just smiled at me and wished me a good evening. I think they may have been Mormons, but I'm still taking the win. 🤔😍🤣
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Even during darkness there really is light (grown with my rather inept hands)
Love to you all. Xx
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@jpl486
@SusannaLHarris
As a British that stressed me out! What would we have to talk about if the weather didn't change?!
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@TraceyParry20
See...not that difficult to sort out. 🤷♀️ Up next - since so many of them suffer domestic abuse - trans shelters. If every man screaming TERF on Twitter donated £1 They could easily pay for a few.
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Liz's hint of the day...
Do not finish work at 12,bump into an old friend, go to the pub and have many many drinks...and then decide to get a haircut. 🙈🙈
I am now missing 2/3s of my hair. 😱🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I HAVE JUST BEEN ID'd!!!🥰🥰
I'm 42 and I've just been asked for ID!
If nothing else good happens this year then it is still a good year. 😂😂
*rude comments will not be appreciated. 🤣
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Sod the 'lashings of ginger beer'. This is what I call a midnight feast. 🥰🥰
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Good luck moving your car there chaps. 😂😂
(Nicked from Hunting for truth from FB)
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@AlexK_pondering
@BBCSport
Exactly what I was going to ask!
Should a man with a penis be "competing" against women?
Is that "hate" speech BBC?
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Just a friendly reminder not to retweet the people who will be making the inevitable comments. If you *must* share the stuff that they tweet then please screenshot, otherwise you are just giving the oxygen theives the attention they crave.
Many thanks. ❤️😘😘
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My new apprentice and I are spending the afternoon making hog houses. This is Archie. Archie is not my cat!!
#NotMyCat
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Are we very sure the weasel isn't just helping the rat across the road... 🤔
#CrowAndTheHedgehog
15/11/21 Cumbria - Wowee, I was lucky to see this earlier on the back lanes! A weasel (Mustela nivalis) ruthlessly takes down its larger prey and kills it - an unfortunate brown rat (Rattus norvegicus). Have up on them in Britain’s Mammals
@dunnjons
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@WildlifeMag
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@understandthis
@palomarmoset
@ellorysmith
I was stowing at Amazon the year Frozen came out. I can't see an Elsa doll without 1) looking to find an appropriate space to stow it 2) wanting to jump on in and squish it into tiny little pieces. 😬😁
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@CharlotteCGill
I would agree if it wasn't for his terrible tweets today too. He can't admit he was wrong, and worse then attacks the expert for the, perfectly politely, way the expert corrected him, just because his ego has been dented.
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@jameelajamil
@ValentiaDreams
That's right. Trans people had their 'remembrance day' last week. Today it's for actual women.
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There are f**king Easter eggs in my local Sainsbury's already.
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Whatever your thoughts on tattoos might be, this is a beautiful heartwarming thread. ❤️❤️
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@GBNEWS
"gender fluid" is the new middle-class gluten intolerance (not Coeliac disease). It is a disorder for people who have nothing better to worry about.
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@Val59074383
@mooseandhobbes
@rosserpup
@thehannahdelgay
Her. She died a few years back. I had her as a rescue feral cat but she had enough of that so became a house cat. Her rather wonderful name was 'Fat Cat' - never let a three year old name a cat. 😂😂
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Just to confirm the spot waiting for me in hell... 😱🙈
Let’s never forget we bred these jack Russell’s for a reason . This might be controversial.
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One mystery of womanhood that has always baffled me... How do some women finish their working day and look the same as they did in the morning? I've literally sat at a desk all day and I look like I've been pulled through a hedge backwards. 🤷♀️
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I accidentally followed an account that I thought was pro-hunting... It is not.🙈
On a positive note at least I now know some lovely looking pubs I can support. 👍😍
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This doesn't look much like the laundrette I'm supposed to be in...
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@Trailer_Swift69
If my son was awaiting trail for racially, and physically, abusing hospital staff while high on crystal meth then I might think twice about passing judgement on people's private life.
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@steveb1955
@BritishAlba
@KarlTurnerMP
@GuidoFawkes
Public can't shop? 🤣🤣
Yes, there are delivery problems but we're hardly starving.
Anyway... The point is that a Labour M.P is using an old photo to spread misinformation. If things are really that desperate then he shouldn't have any problem finding a recent photo.
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*TWEEP UPDATE*
Frances has been admitted overnight for IV antibiotics. It looks like there is a post op infection.
She is okay but very, very tired.
She knows you are all asking after her and it is greatly appreciated. Xx
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Jonny Kim, aged 37, changed his
career three times and has achieved
becoming a Navy Seal, trained
Harvard doctor and NASA astronaut.
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@ladihdah1111
@Matterrights2
It's male based domestic abuse. Add all the different pronouns they want but, a man (even if they have decided to become a trans woman) dictating, either with physical violence or coercion, what sexual experience a woman should enjoy is domestic violence.
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*TWEEP UPDATE*
Frances is still in hospital but is responding well to the antibiotics.
It is looking like it is appendicitis now but they couldn't get her in for a scan today so it'll be another night in hospital.
She is feeling better in herself though...although still icky.
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Good morning. I have watched this 20 times. 😍😍🤣
What IS the braking distance of an unladen but furious tiny pony on wet concrete at 30MPH, I hear you cry?
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@MrsripperRich
@EnswellJones
I hope your grandson only meets people as wonderful as the people in this story. ❤️❤️
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I'm thinking that Virgin Media should just go with Dear Customer next time. 😨😨😂😂
*the complainant changed their name after Virgin replied. 😂😂
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@StevieKerr86
@andrewdoyle_com
It's just used to shut down any argument. Since it's pretty hard to prove that you aren't racist/homophobic - even having a same sex partner doesn't seem enough - then they can use to that to attempt to stop any further discussions. 🤷♀️
It's a lazy way to debate.
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Lurcher is (apparently) not a Lurcher!! He is a "Long Dog" (saluki greyhound cross). The "is it a whippet" bridgage are going to annoy me even more!! 🙈🤣🤣
#DNA
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I don't know much about sheep, but I'm not sure a sheep on the ground surrounded by a fox and two magpies is such a good thing... 🤷♀️
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@JahneRyall
@koconews
@KOCOChristine
From how it sounds, it was her second ticket for the same thing anyway.
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@JackWaltimore
@womensmarch
How do you pronounce it though?
You run the risk of offending the residents of Worcestershire... 😳😉🥴
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Merry Christmas everybody. 🎄❤️❤️
7.19am is an okay time to start the Buck's fizz isn't it? 😁🍾🥂
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@AuschwitzMuseum
I dislike 'liking' these tweets...it just feels wrong to 'like' them. I do it to recognise that I have read, and spent time thinking, about those mentioned. 🕯️😢
#Holocaust
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Nice to see Shropshire taking truancy so seriously. 😳⚡⚡
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@RumbaRebel13
@JuliaHB1
@metpoliceuk
Sorry but my zoom function isn't that great. There are clearly markings on there though, which would be visible in closer quarters. Something that I'm sure JHB - and others - really could have worked out for themselves. 🤔
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Today has been a very very sad day for at least three lovely dog owners. 😭😭💔
Give your furry friends an extra cuddle tonight. ❤️❤️
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*Twitter advice please*
I lost my job because of covid and I am slowly going bonkers. I've just become aware of Work-Away. As a 40 yr old UK based enthusiastic, hard working woman - with limited animal experience - would you think anyone would be interested in a hand for a while?
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I wondered why I couldn't smell my sausages cooking. 🤔. It's amazing how much better things cook if you TURN THE OVEN ON!! 🙄🙈
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My bubble mate has been diagnosed with bladder cancer today. I f**king hate cancer.
Bloody brilliant service from the NHS though...really excellent. 💙
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