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Kinky Chicago lawyer-dog who posts mostly jokes, sometimes politics, and a few photos that may be smut. Enjoys wine and snugs. #avgeek | he/him
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When Rihanna says, "we found love in a hopeless place," what location do you immediately picture?
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*whispers* CLUB 51
government agents redecorating Area 51 after moving the aliens out before the raid
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@thetomzone
If they tell you what hours to work, you are legally not freelance/a contractor...
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My great grandmother along with her mother. This was right before my great grandmother's wedding in Greece, 1921. So gorgeous.
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The Mexican electric grid when all the bears in PV go to bed tonight and use their CPAPs.
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Wait. Does this mean Monet and Trinity are going to run into Valentina crying in a stairwell and go on a road trip where their car breaks down in rural America!?
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If I ever respond with “🐷+🐷” it means I think you’re handsome.
Ham sum.
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Why call it “blue balls” when you can call it a “cummy ache”?
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I did “Chicago gay bears Christmas party” and I’m SCREAMING
Saw this on TikTok and asked Bing Chat to make an image of a gay men’s holiday party and honestly looks like everything I’ve seen on instagram.
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Just asked a prospective client to stop interrupting me while I'm trying to answer his questions and got told "I'm paying you. I can interrupt when I want."
He will be receiving a letter declining representation shortly.
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This photo from last weekend makes me so incredibly happy.
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A wise woman once said:
"And they were bothering you? Oh no! You were [on the internet]! They were hurting you so bad!"
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My great grandmother along with her mother. This was right before my great grandmother's wedding in Greece, 1921. So gorgeous.
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There are a few ways you can make the boss happy... *looks down*
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The problem with being bald—my gay powers never get restored.
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Today is a very special
#MCM
for me, since it’s
@artieotterpup
and my 3rd anniversary. This pup makes me happier than you can imagine. ❤️🐶🐶❤️
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The only empty seat on the plane is between
@artieotterpup
and me. Who wants to sit between us? 😏
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I always forget how good the lighting in the shower room at the lounge is
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how do you serve cunt in a way that makes the audience question their homosexuality?
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“Kylie” = Kylie Minogue
“Selena” = Selena Quintanilla
Any other Kylie or Selena requires a last name.
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SCREAMING
Fox News tried to do a bunch of scary man-on-the-street interviews about crime. It didn't go well.
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A guy walks up to
@artieotterpup
while I’m tweeting, “I don’t want to interrupt, I assume this is your Sir” referring to me…
Dear reader, I am in fact his Sir now.
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He turns 40 and a half in a few days (on the 31st)! Wish him happy half birthday!
@sixfootfiveguy
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@marcformarc
This sent me on a DEEP DIVE. And whew!
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@BriscoeCain
I’m not either!!! I was just asking how he flipped and why? Bc we loved him in DP for being an out and proud cheerleader ... a guy did a whole thread about it years ago lol
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Just remember, behind every company who is “pandering” to LGBTQ people during pride month, there is one or many LGBTQ people who worked their asses off to get their company to show their support of the community.
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It's amazing how one day SCOTUS created constitutional right to concealed carry of firearms, saying it cannot be left to the States to decide.
And the next it ends a constitutional right to obtain an abortion saying it should be left to the States to decide.
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THEY STOLE MY PHOTO! 😂
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