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Just me. A Do Dirt Appalachistani.🇺🇲

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@ionz45
Moose Bro
6 months
@ChestyPullerGst Well, this hurts more than it should.
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@ionz45
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1 month
@ThatAxeTho Holy shit, this cost me a mouthful off coffee.😆☠️😆☠️😆☠️
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@ionz45
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3 months
@keebler45 Damn. And these days they just hand them out for paperwork. I think I'll hear, "There's no blood in this sand." in my sleep tonight.
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
2 years
@matthewdmarsden No. I don't bully easily. Unvaxxed, unmasked, worked 40+ hours a week for the last 3 years. #pureblood
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@ionz45
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21 days
@HemingwayActual They always adopted me. Never once have I stepped out the door with the intentions of coming home with a cat.
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
6 months
Everyone better go put @palmettoarmory in their reply on this one.
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What is the world's most important company?
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@ionz45
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2 months
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1 month
@justice_Tyr22 If this turns out to be false, I'm done. Just gonna walk out into traffic...
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@ionz45
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3 months
Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like to introduce you to, Savannah.
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
6 months
Check out what I made!!
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@ionz45
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2 months
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
2 months
Heading in for surgery. I'll see ya'll on the other side, and will let ya'll know what's up then. Ya'll be good.
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
2 months
Ok, I'm out and about to get my room. I'm ok. 5x5. I had ultrasounds this morning that showed a large absess in my liver. Surgeon that reviewed the US, wanted me back immediately, for surgery prep. They drained over 33cc out + more. And I've got a drain in me. Be out in a few.
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
5 months
@DrNo_Reformed @6Voodoo Ancient Japanese steel was the equivalent of rebar by todays standard. They had to form a process to make it passable as a weapon. You hear about black sand steel, its oxided iron washed ashore, with some carbon and other stuff added.
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
2 months
GE, guys and gals. Just had a visit from my surgeon. He is very happy, and I am too, I get to keep all my liver. Basically, I had a 4" diameter puss pocket in my liver. We got it drained, and there doesn't seem to be any damage. Couple days in the hospital and some antibiotics.👍
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@ionz45
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2 months
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@ionz45
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15 days
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@ionz45
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11 days
Me when I go run errands today...
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@ionz45
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1 year
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
9 months
@Trav_A_22 Forgot to pack a roll. It happens.
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
2 months
GM, brothers and sisters. Thank you. Thank you for all the well wishes, prayers and thoughts. I cannot express my gratitude properly, nor enough. Now I just have to get the fuk out of this hospital. I have to watch MSM, and I'm not enjoying that.😆
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
3 months
Smith and Wessom Model 19-5 my Dad gave me.😎
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@ionz45
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1 month
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@ionz45
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1 year
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
9 months
@freespeechhaver Knowing that you don't like anime, might I suggest a brilliant series, called Blue Eye Samurai. Absolutely the best thing I have seen come out in a very long time.
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
6 months
@HardPass4 is on the loose again. Watch out for strangers and imposters...
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
5 months
"Ayo, let's stop this truck and rob it." Narrator- But the truck driver decided...No.😆
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
3 months
What a day. Poast unrelated...
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
2 years
@realGeorgeHotz I choose not to be governed at all, by anyone. I'm more than capable of governing myself. Pretty easy concept, leave me alone, don't touch my stuff, and I will do the same. Deal?
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
9 months
@Shadzey1 GM, Shadz.
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
1 month
@RedHairnBlkLthr Cool, now do that with the 1st, 4th, 5th, 8th, and 19th Amendments.
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
1 month
Spend time with your Twixxer friends...
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
5 months
Shit boggles my mind. 596 followers? Ya'lls crazy AF.😆
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
2 months
Meet vile villain, Stephen Paddock. Or what's left of him. Stephens rampage was stopped when 2 security guards finally showed up and engaged him in a gun fight. Knowing the game was up, Stephen took oit his trusty 38 Special revolver, and shot himself in the heat. Any comments?
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
2 months
I'm home. Not out of the woods yet, but I'm home. Lots of stuff to process. More than I can manage right now, so, I'm going to put my feet up, maybe clean some guns, and try to get my head straight. Thanks to all ya'll. Will update once I get my bearings.
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
2 months
Everyone, go wish @HardPass4 well on his new Glock Course!!
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@ionz45
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14 days
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
2 months
GM, ya'll. Tried a new tactic for the last 48. I been letting the fever go. No ibuprofen, just rawdogging it. Trying to let my body burn it away. Well fuck that. 2 days of misery. Back on the ibuprofen. 2 more lbs and I'm down 20lbs. Silver linings or some shit. Be awesome!
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
30 days
The look @keebler45 gives you the next morning...😳
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@ionz45
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24 days
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
1 month
$62,000.00 total medical bills so far, my treatments haven't hit yet, so, prolly another $30k or more. This is unreal.😳
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
4 months
If someone makes my coffee like this, I'm fighting everyone on sight. Tap water in Flint is darker than this.
@THEPATRlARCHY
The Patriarchy
4 months
Good morning fellow Monday enthusiasts! Bring on that coffee!
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
11 months
@palmettoarmory @Ragland1836 Ya'll need a GoldCorp Special Edition Dagger. And need to run a Holy War Special Sale.🤣
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
11 days
I bring a heavily armed, Hawaiian Shirt, Floperators vibe to Walmart that security likes to follow around...
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
3 months
"So, Moose. How was your day?" Me- Oh, not bad. Not bad at all.
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@ionz45
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8 months
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@ionz45
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5 months
My doggo isn't a badass. Not a fighter. He's a sniffer, and retrieval expert. He can smell, and hear, better than me. I would die before I let harm come to him. He's not my shield, I am his. He's my alarm. And that's all I ever asked of him. And he's retarded AF.🤣
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
1 month
The "Operators" class...🤭
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@HardPass4
Hard Pass
1 month
@LSArifles Sir. I went to a Glock Operators class. This is unacceptable.
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
10 days
Last dose of syringes was tonight. Tomorrow, I get this leash taken out of me, and I am a happy mf'r knowing that.😁
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
2 months
Every person at every 3 letter agency right now.
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@ionz45
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2 months
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
2 months
GM. Day 6 begins. I did not sweat to death last night, which is real damn cool. Did wake up at 102. 64oz of water loaded up, and I'm back to see the vampire lady. 4 more vials of blood. They are thinking it's my liver. Have a great day, and be awesome!
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
23 days
@RobProvince Rob, Poppa might have been a rolling stone...😳 😆😆😆
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
2 months
Vegas shooting is back, for a moment, much to the dismay of those that orchestrated it. I'd like to take this time to show one of my favorite "evidence" pics. Let's play, what is wrong about this photo, shal we? I'll start. How did his leg get under that rifle?🤔
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
5 months
Strange thing...poast comes out about jammers and comms down, and 80% of what I see in response is... I love this corner.
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
2 months
Just had a drain tube pulled out of my liver by a very nice, but uncaring man. I will add that to my list of life experiences. That was fucking unique.🤢
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
1 year
@ShootingSurplus Stockpile primers, for decades, and then sell them and become rich.
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
5 months
GM, ya'll. I slept in. 8am. That's the latest I've slept in a very long time. And I feel like shit for it. Time for coffee.
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
2 months
Back from the doc. They were having a 2 for 1 on shots in the ass. What a deal.😐 I told them, I'm pretty tough, so, whatever infection this is, is pretty tough to. Told them to give me the upgrade juice. Thwn they hit you with antibiotiGoob...
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
1 month
GM!! 28th anniversary today. Got some stuff to do as well. I hope everyone has a great Friday, and fantastic weekend!! Be awesome!!
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
2 months
Wife vehicle update: 2019 Jeep Wrangler 4 door Sahara, hardtop, teal. Don't ask cost. Don't ask APR. She did a good job and got a great price for her trade. We have a car payment. Again.
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
5 months
We need to find this piece of shit.
@ttunlehs
Shelnutt
5 months
Pray I never fucking meet you. Pray very fucking hard.
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
3 months
Late GM for me. Woke up with a fever. Currently shivering sweating. Hope ya'll have a good day. Be awesome today.
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
16 days
With these 3 items, how long would you last in the wild? Just these 3 items, and some decent clothes. No food, water, or additional gear. Climate and time of the year is your choosing.
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
5 months
@AllgeierAlex333 @Tooth_Chipper @goldcorppm We are legion... I guarantee you know someone in our ranks. You just don't know you do. And that's why we are who we are. Premier.
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
1 month
What a morning. Phone has been ringing off the hook. My disability went through, money inbound. My bloodwork came back and in the doctor's words, "Is perfect." Doc says we are going to hold course, and hopes to not have to take a melon baller to my liver in a few weeks 😃😃😃
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
4 months
GM, guys and gals. Not a good way to start the day. Hope ya'll have an awesome day today. Keep an eye out for a stranger in a hunting hat. Be awesome today!
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
13 days
We gonna take bets that this one gets me unalived?😳 🤣☠️🤣☠️🤣☠️
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
2 months
@defnotISK @Snakeeater36 Yep. Then went hunting for who threw it.😳
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@ionz45
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8 months
@HardPass4 Go for it, Big Dog... @HiPointFirearms
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
6 months
GM, guys and gals. My apologies for my anger last night, I allowed some of the darkness from the world, to get to me. I will be better about that. More frivolity, less angst and anger. Let's have an awesome day, lift up the homies, drive down the grabbers and 3 letter diccs!
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
1 month
I just had one of those full body stretches. It was so intense, I started shaking, my back popped, I farted, one of my flops fell off and I slid out of my rocking chair. Thought that was worth sharing.😆
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@ionz45
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4 months
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@Agave_spirit_
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
11 days
Grabbing me a Veggie Big Kahuna...ya'll want anything?
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@ionz45
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1 year
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
11 days
GM, guys and gals! Got some stuff going on today, all good, and I hope everyone has an awesome day today! Lift up the homies, and stay within acceptable margins of sanity.😃 You are awesome and it shows!!
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
1 month
GM, brothers and sisters!! Hope everyone has a fantastic week, and it flies by for ya'll. I'm a conspiracy kind of moose, and I have a doozy. I think someone passed away yesterday, due to significant, heavy drug abuse, and chaos followed. 😃 Be awesome, ya'll!!
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
9 months
@Ladybug2010SSRS @RobProvince BREAKING NEWS: White wine lady tells Natives how to Native! News at 11...
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
2 months
On a scale of 1 - Coffin nail, how fukking hard does this go?🥰
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
17 days
GM, brothers and sisters. I hope everyone has a great day today. Time to go forth and see what the day holds for us. Be awesome today!
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
22 days
@manhattanmaker @AMCTheatres Those signs don't do shit. I walk past them all the time, armed to the teeth and they just hang there. I expected to have to fight one or something, but, nope, just hang there. Even when I threaten them. Those signs are cowards.
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
7 months
@JewishWarrior13 I wish I could like this twice. Excellent work.👍👍
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
4 months
This is hurt to watch
@WarPath2pt0
₩₳Ɽ ₱₳₮Ⱨ
4 months
Hey dad--what was it like growing up without a smart phone? Me:
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@ionz45
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18 days
GM, brothers and sisters! Up early and doing some stuff. Late getting GM, tho. Hope everyone has a great day today!! It's a new day and the possibilities are limitless. Lift up the homies, and be awesome today!
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
4 months
GM, brothers and sisters. Lots of crazy shit going on in the world. Be sure you have some provisions stored, and work on those networks. Hope for the best, prep for the worst. Gas up the homies, hate politicians, and as always, be awesome today! T/T/T Tuesday!!!
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
23 days
Me explaining to my wife, how if she keeps going behind me when I do housework and "fixing" things, her ass will be doing it without my help.🤨
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
2 months
GM, brothers and sisters!! Only way out is through, head down, shoulder out, water bottle up. Have a great day, and be awesome!
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
2 months
GM. Holy hell last night was wild and disgusting. Woke up 3 am, had to take 2 pillows, sheets, comfortor, a cooling pad to the laundry basket. Showered, and slept the rest of the night on the floor in my woobie. Woke up to 98.6 on the thermo, but it has climbed to 99.4. Close...
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
2 months
Happy Birthday, United States of America!! 248yrs looks good on you, and many more will too. You are the best country in the world and I love you!! Thank you for all you gave me!!
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
4 months
I haven't picked on @manhattanmaker in a while. Thought about a GM/BDay poast, but I'm sure he's busy. Happy Birthday, Bibs!!!🥳
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
1 month
I have a swim trunks gun. A single stack 380. Why? Well, we swim in rivers, lakes, oceans, and kayak a lot. Why have a gun with you swimming? Same as I would walking. Think about when you are most vulnerable. Then find a solution to change that. So, I have a swim trunks gun.
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
3 months
M- Gotta weedeat. W- I'm getting in the pool. M- Better see some tiddies, then. W- Why'd you wait for the hottest day this week? M- You think the days are gonna get cooler?😐 W- No, not really. M- good thing you got big azz tiddies, woman.
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
2 months
@LSArifles I have a suggestion for the LSA HP15...
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
4 months
Hims selling raffle tickets for the Moose Lodge riffle draw.😄🥰😄🥰😄🥰
@AMAZlNGNATURE
Nature is Amazing ☘️
4 months
Alaska problems 🙄
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
3 months
GM, ladies and gents. Tuesday. A day full of tacos, tiddies, technicals, and testicles. Hope everyone has a great day today. Stay strapped, lift up the homies, hate politicians, and be sure and wish @manhattanmaker a GM, he loves it. Be awesome today!!
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
3 months
Well, I guess I got adopted again. Crawled out of a car at work, and came right to me. 4 of us having a smoke break, came right to me.😐 Everyone meet Charlie 3-1. Name will be coming once personality develops.
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
16 days
GM, brothers and sisters!! We got a whole brand new day, and we can do whatever we want with it! Kinda cool.😎 Hope everyone has a great day today!! Lift up the Homies, and be awesome today!!
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@ionz45
Moose Bro
1 month
This is Chimney Tops. I've stood on the second (left) peak many times, and taken trinkets up there for myself and others, to forever live on that peak.
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