Twenty years ago, Jim Hayes won a $19 million lottery. Last year, he was caught robbing 10 banks. My story for @thedailybeast on how he lost it all:

TOO COLD TO GET ANY TAIL In case anyone missed this gem in today’s @nypost

“The transcript released by the White House press office rendered the quote with an apostrophe, reading “supporter’s” rather than “supporters,” which aides said pointed to Biden criticizing Hinchcliffe, not the millions of Americans who are supporting Trump for president”

“Brat is the vodka in my water bottle and the poppers in my pocket” fave quote so far today via @ByNRosenthal

@NYMag “Mr. President, the world’s dying to know, is it boxers or briefs?”

Line is 50 thousand millennials deep for the pickleball courts at laurelhurst park bc #pdx is truly where young ppl go to retire

RT @t__________duds: @inkonthepad this story seems like exactly your cup of tea.

Sometimes something is so extremely ugly it crosses over into being cool. I believe this to be true with vintage sweaters and some cars. This one however is off the charts

@dieworkwear There’s now just one color of suit and tie for sale at the republican store

Soon, Portland will no longer have a daily newspaper. Story via @wweek

@hannahlchinn So many collared button-ups

The lede of this New Yorker story is one sentence with 26 commas and somehow it’s still good

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Should I take it as a sign that my one-woman sushi order came with 3 sets of chop sticks?

@Perfexiaa fixed!

Millennial fathers of the world, contrary to the lies reported in today’s NYT style section, you CAN NOT wear these with a suit!! #factcheck

My courtroom art review: unrealistically flattering and slimming. Gobs more orange shading needed #TrumpIndicment

Dozens of unwanted orders of #McDonalds French fries were mysteriously delivered to homes in Los Angeles in recent months — creeping out residents who have no clue who’s sending them.

@eargaze Bologna tarts